shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
Not footballing, on the pitch things. Not anything to do with Blackwell, McCabe, or any of the players.
All the other stuff.
1. That There London is bloody expensive. Three effing quid for a pint of lager, as compared to the round when we got back, £3.18 for two pints. And four quid for a chuffing burger at the pub. As for the prices inside Wembley, bloody hell.
2. Plastic glasses are shite. Far too wobbly to hold beer properly.
3. May sunshine is bloody hot. Death Valley hot.
4. The Metropolitan Police are even less funny than Manchester's, and they are humourless bastards.
5. London traffic is SHITE, especially when the last two cockhounds take their own sweet time sauntering back to the minibus. Cheers lads.
6. Cockneys have the same dress sense as professional golfers, namely none whatsoever.
7. Footballers love a freebie.
8. Normally sane people turn into raving fucktards when there's even a slight chance their gurning features might be on the telly.
9. There's a hell of a lot of pre-match poncery, with speakers that are harder to understand than poetry in Swahili.
10. Burnley fans really are a miserable set of buggers. Only TWO vehicles that passed us had passengers that looked happy. Mind you, if I'd got to go back to Burnley I'd not look very happy. It's either that, or the realisation that every team in the Premiership is going to spank them harder than a dominatrix next season that had them looking like someone had just shot their dog.
11. Sitting in the blazing sun for more than two hours after mucho lager makes you feel like poo.
12. Some of the members of this forum that you meet are really nice, some are complete cocks, and there are a select few who are bloody good people.
13. Wembley should never have been built. It's a lovely shiny stadium, it looks great, there are no bad seats, plenty of legroom, but it shouldn't have been built. At least, not where it is. Outside Birmingham near the motorways would have been best, instead of in the centre of the world's biggest bloody carpark.
All the other stuff.
1. That There London is bloody expensive. Three effing quid for a pint of lager, as compared to the round when we got back, £3.18 for two pints. And four quid for a chuffing burger at the pub. As for the prices inside Wembley, bloody hell.
2. Plastic glasses are shite. Far too wobbly to hold beer properly.
3. May sunshine is bloody hot. Death Valley hot.
4. The Metropolitan Police are even less funny than Manchester's, and they are humourless bastards.
5. London traffic is SHITE, especially when the last two cockhounds take their own sweet time sauntering back to the minibus. Cheers lads.
6. Cockneys have the same dress sense as professional golfers, namely none whatsoever.
7. Footballers love a freebie.
8. Normally sane people turn into raving fucktards when there's even a slight chance their gurning features might be on the telly.
9. There's a hell of a lot of pre-match poncery, with speakers that are harder to understand than poetry in Swahili.
10. Burnley fans really are a miserable set of buggers. Only TWO vehicles that passed us had passengers that looked happy. Mind you, if I'd got to go back to Burnley I'd not look very happy. It's either that, or the realisation that every team in the Premiership is going to spank them harder than a dominatrix next season that had them looking like someone had just shot their dog.
11. Sitting in the blazing sun for more than two hours after mucho lager makes you feel like poo.
12. Some of the members of this forum that you meet are really nice, some are complete cocks, and there are a select few who are bloody good people.
13. Wembley should never have been built. It's a lovely shiny stadium, it looks great, there are no bad seats, plenty of legroom, but it shouldn't have been built. At least, not where it is. Outside Birmingham near the motorways would have been best, instead of in the centre of the world's biggest bloody carpark.
