Please, please help...

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Really, you have to ask?
 
I too like to boost about my holiday, while hiding it behind a bullshit dilemma. Easy, go to the derby
 
Tell them to cancel,they wont be doing any skiing as there has just been 1.5 metres of fresh snow dumped on the Alps in the last 24 hours.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42623293

https://www.thelocal.fr/20180109/in-pictures-french-alps-hit-by-snowmaggedon

Why? They’ve forecast the same here on Friday. Well, that’s what it seems like when a millimetre of snow comes down in this country.

Panic-stricken.

I might be missing something here as it is far from my specialist subject but not being able to go skiing because it snowed???

Is that not a bit like not taking an umbrella on a walk because it's raining???
 
Go skiing but give your ticket to someone you know would give the team good support. When you get back go to a couple of games you wouldn't have done and scream and sing like you would have done at the pigs game. Conscience clear.
 
I might be missing something here as it is far from my specialist subject but not being able to go skiing because it snowed???

Is that not a bit like not taking an umbrella on a walk because it's raining???

Can you play football properly if the grass is too long?
 
We have a winner.

Booked on an afternoon flight to Geneva from Manchester for £34. Getting picked up from there.

This could turn out to be quite a weekend.

Thanks for your (largely unhelpful) advice, everyone :D

£34 for a Saturday flight and you needed to ask for help?!
 
£34 for a Saturday flight and you needed to ask for help?!

I didn't know that was an option at the time of posting. It was initially a 'one or the other' scenario.
 
Speaking as someone who has owned many pairs of skis, there is only one answer.

Skiing is too dangerous, and the only thing I’ve used skis for was to make this.

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Go to the match. Fuck skiing.
 



Speaking as someone who has owned many pairs of skis

I'll stop you there, pal.

Skiing itself is a posh person's pastime, so to have actually owned your own skis means you must be some form of Lord or landowner?

Your season ticket is actually a throne in the platinum suite. And it's not a throne in a traditional sense; it's actually Tony Currie on all fours with Brian Deane propping your back up.

Either way, your bench is rather impressive and I salute your effort. But keep that toff shit off here in future.
 
I'll stop you there, pal.

Skiing itself is a posh person's pastime, so to have actually owned your own skis means you must be some form of Lord or landowner?

Your season ticket is actually a throne in the platinum suite. And it's not a throne in a traditional sense; it's actually Tony Currie on all fours with Brian Deane propping your back up.

Either way, your bench is rather impressive and I salute your effort. But keep that toff shit off here in future.
Toff shit. :D

Anyone who knows me can tell you I’m more of a skip rat than a posh twat.
 
Watch the Blades dick the pigs, then get so smashed off your tits that you feel as though you're skiing.

Just don't finish your night in Dempsey's cos if you ask anyone if they want to go skiing in there, you're gonna be in for a bit of a surprise.
 
Watch the Blades dick the pigs, then get so smashed off your tits that you feel as though you're skiing.

Just don't finish your night in Dempsey's cos if you ask anyone if they want to go skiing in there, you're gonna be in for a bit of a surprise.


I think you're getting uphill skiing mixed up with uphill gardening Kozzy....
 
I know it’s a derby game but I’d be off skiiing like a shot! Sadly one of those pursuits I can no longer afford as I’ve taken on more responsibilities. You’d be able to watch it in a bar and lets face it, they’ll be plenty more to come over the years.
 
I know it’s a derby game but I’d be off skiiing like a shot! Sadly one of those pursuits I can no longer afford as I’ve taken on more responsibilities. You’d be able to watch it in a bar and lets face it, they’ll be plenty more to come over the years.

Fortunately I can do both.

But had it come down to it, I think I'd have chosen the derby against my better judgement. Me mum hates football and I could almost hear her rolling her eyes over the phone when I said I'd have to think about it because it clashed with the derby.

If we lose I'll clatter a Frenchman at 50mph downhill screaming 'Wilder's army'.
 
We have a winner.

Booked on an afternoon flight to Geneva from Manchester for £34. Getting picked up from there.

This could turn out to be quite a weekend.

Thanks for your (largely unhelpful) advice, everyone :D

I might have imagined this.. but be careful about your return flight, if you don't take the outbound one, some airlines will cancel the return one and you may have to pay to return.
 



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