CONFIRMED Ryan Leonard

[georgebernardshaw]

A like for saying you all talk shite? Easy money, this...

 

[Blade56]

Are there people who find these grotesqueries sexually attractive? (Serious question.) If so, I imagine something went awry at a very early age when you were/weren’t being breastfed.

Btw, is anyone aware there's a thread running about posting derogatory comments about young lady bits and things?

 

[wizadry]

Thanks Wiz. You know I have my faults but have I ever made up transfer bollocks?...

Not that I’m aware of.

What did he say when you spoke to him? Or aren’t you allowed to say?

 

[BigBed]

Btw, is anyone aware there's a thread running about posting derogatory comments about young lady bits and things?

That's why we asked permission and made sure they are over 18!!
Safety first!

 

[The Crab]

They're at Shirecliffe waiting for the Dr to arrive, but he's got to finish his Paige Hall Surgery first.

Unfortunately, there are at least 15 Romanians, 4 Lithuanians, 7 Russians and a pregnant Pole ahead of the Lendog, expect the announcement in the early hours, call outs permitting

The others must be the Pig signings then

 

[BigBed]

You're a Martian?

IF that's how you refer to someone from killamarsh, yeah, if you mean the green 2 headed 4 armed objects, then we call them "Nags Head regulars".

 

[The Crab]

Time to move on from pictures and have some decent clips while we wait for confirmation.

I daren't watch that at work, but she's not bad is she?

 

[The Crab]

Part of Wilders test is he has to go toe to toe with him on a Peroni binge, surf a double decker bus up't Moor, sleep it off in a sitting position within 4 hours, do a training session and play for 90 minutes after a full greasy spoon without puking up.

Tough our medicals

I can do all of that except the 90 mins. I'd be blowing chunks after 20 and I played in goal

 

[Boxer Blade]

Get to worksop or clowne then, we could've had a 5 bed detached in worksop for the price I've paid for mine in killamarsh!!

The only building in Worksop with 5 bedrooms is a hotel

 

[The Crab]

Give me 20mins with her, and part of her back would be destroyed!

You silver tongued devil.

 

[blackydog]

IF that's how you refer to someone from killamarsh, yeah, if you mean the green 2 headed 4 armed objects, then we call them "Nags Head regulars".

I'm up the road in Halfway, been round here 30 years now and have heard the born and breds use the term "martians". Don't think I've had the pleasure of the "Nags".

 

[Pinchy]

Not that I’m aware of.

What did he say when you spoke to him? Or aren’t you allowed to say?

I didn’t speak to him myself, but next best thing to it. Nothing worth mentioning except as I say more than happy to chat to a Blade and I’m told an impressive guy. Nothing of consequence said. If there was but I can’t disclose I would say that.

 

[wizadry]

I didn’t speak to him myself, but next best thing to it. Nothing worth mentioning except as I say more than happy to chat to a Blade and I’m told an impressive guy. Nothing of consequence said. If there was but I can’t disclose I would say that.

You been taking tips from Jane Austen?

 

[BigBed]

I'm up the road in Halfway, been round here 30 years now and have heard the born and breds use the term "martians". Don't think I've had the pleasure of the "Nags".

Your a lucky lucky man!!! I only go to the nags under duress!
I've lived in killamarsh most of my life, spent a few years in Chesterfield when I was working the doors after the day job, still got a house there I rent out, moved back here in 2016, family live here n have for generations, I've actually bought a house my dads brother bought brand new, thankfully its been extended, decorated and modernised since though!!

 

[BigBed]

The only building in Worksop with 5 bedrooms is a hotel

Or a drug rehabilitation centre!

 

[Pinchy]

You been taking tips from Jane Austen?

I have more sensibility than sense mate...

I think we all take that tip from Jane don’t we...if I’m thinking on the same lines?

 

[wizadry]

I have more sensibility than sense mate...

Not sure whether you have more pride or prejudice? I’ll let the viewers decide.

 

[Pinchy]

Not sure whether you have more pride or prejudice? I’ll let the viewers decide.

I’m skilled in the art of Persuasion...

 

[wizadry]

I have more sensibility than sense mate...

I think we all take that tip from Jane don’t we...if I’m thinking on the same lines?

Less said the better? We should do.

 

[BigBed]

Can almost smell page 250

 

[blackydog]

Your a lucky lucky man!!! I only go to the nags under duress!
I've lived in killamarsh most of my life, spent a few years in Chesterfield when I was working the doors after the day job, still got a house there I rent out, moved back here in 2016, family live here n have for generations, I've actually bought a house my dads brother bought brand new, thankfully its been extended, decorated and modernised since though!!

I moved from one of the less desirable council estates 30+ years ago. First house was 1 bedroomed in a block of four off Moss Way. My son plays for the Dynamos since he was 6 yo. Paul Hurst is one of the coaches and his son also plays for them.

 

[The Crab]

Can almost smell page 250

Sorry, that might have been me. Too much mustard on my sarnie at dinner.

 

[SteveBlade]

 

[ghandi]

I'm up the road in Halfway, been round here 30 years now and have heard the born and breds use the term "martians". Don't think I've had the pleasure of the "Nags".

They are known as killer Martians to give them their full title.

 

[BigBed]

I moved from one of the less desirable council estates 30+ years ago. First house was 1 bedroomed in a block of four off Moss Way. My son plays for the Dynamos since he was 6 yo. Paul Hurst is one of the coaches and his son also plays for them.

Our lad is with Beighton magpies and Chesterfield development, was previously at shirecliffe, but work commitments and times put paid to that.
How old yours?

 

[blackydog]

Our lad is with Beighton magpies and Chesterfield development, was previously at shirecliffe, but work commitments and times put paid to that.
How old yours?

11 and his cousin also plays for U13s. Thanks to some of the dog walkers i have to go down to Rother Valley pitches early to clear the pitch of doggy doo.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

I win!!!!

 

[Foxy]

[CONFIRMED] at 225 pages

 

[SteveBlade]

This is a historic day.

 

[BigBed]

Ours is 11 too,
Although beighton have their own pitches that are locked up and someone that looks after them, you do get the odd missed landmine!