silly suggestion of the day. Could Ched full the Coutts role?

[The Crab]

You know if you stand in front of a bedroom mirror and say his name 3 times, Ched Evans will appear.

Yeah but so do his mates with their phones. Nobody wants that

 

[The Crab]

I don't think Blackman would mind. Goalies are a bit like wicketkeepers in cricket, they're convinced they can do the job of any other player, only better.

Not me mate. I could play as a passable Centre Half, but nearly always a goalie. Too shite to play anywhere else

 

[zablade]

I think it's high time we considered selecting a dead person to play in a key position, they are desperately under represented at professional level, Hagan or Billy Gillespie could do a job.

We could get Eileen Drewery in to relay the team talk to them.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Not me mate. I could play as a passable Centre Half, but nearly always a goalie. Too shite to play anywhere else

If only Crab Industries could do footballers eh! It's your only hope.

 

[The Crab]

If only Crab Industries could do footballers eh! It's your only hope.

Well now you mention it, Crab Cloning (a division of Crab Industries) are developing some prototype cloned footballers. It's very early days though. We only have Lee Baxter signed up. I'm not sure a clone of him will be a winner if I'm honest. We did have James Wallace signed up but even the single cell was injured.

 

[The Crab]

I think it's high time we considered selecting a dead person to play in a key position, they are desperately under represented at professional level, Hagan or Billy Gillespie could do a job.

We could get Eileen Drewery in to relay the team talk to them.

Be a winner at Halloween too, kids would love it.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

You know if you stand in front of a bedroom mirror and say his name 3 times, Ched Evans will appear.

Only applicable if staying in Rhyl.

 

[super_pig]

I hear Ched is not far off coming back and he has many of the attributes of Coutts, size, skill and can pick a pass. It is not like he is needed up front at present and if fit (big if) could do a good fill in till Jan at least and give valuable game time, especially as bash is covering full back. (tin hat time)

Meant to say fill not full, bloody fat figures.

ched for jamal??

 

[Ernest]

I hear Ched is not far off coming back and he has many of the attributes of Coutts, size, skill and can pick a pass. It is not like he is needed up front at present and if fit (big if) could do a good fill in till Jan at least and give valuable game time, especially as bash is covering full back. (tin hat time)

Meant to say fill not full, bloody fat figures.

I want some of that stuff you’re smoking.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Well now you mention it, Crab Cloning (a division of Crab Industries) are developing some prototype cloned footballers. It's very early days though. We only have Lee Baxter signed up. I'm not sure a clone of him will be a winner if I'm honest. We did have James Wallace signed up but even the single cell was injured.

Err, Hasn't Big Fat I should Coco told you about the third party ownership deals we have with Paul Williams, Dean Hammond, Marcus Williams Jordan Stewart James Harper and Ryan France?

 

[The Crab]

Err, Hasn't Big Fat I should Coco told you about the third party ownership deals we have with Paul Williams, Dean Hammond, Marcus Williams Jordan Stewart James Harper and Ryan France?

He did, but I did a low budget version of that flashing thing from Men in Black by running head first into a brick wall, in the hope that it would erase. It was embarrasing enough once owning a Morris Marina without admitting I owned them too.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Buttery, if you're from Aberdeen like Paul it's "can Ched fill Coutts buttery?". Also rowie or rollie. Like a saltier, flatter and greasier Croissant, if Ched can fill it I believe strawberry jam would be ideal.

 

[IMABLADE]

CHed Evans gets no where near this team currently.

Because of injury

 

[PeteBlade]

Because of injury

And because we have several players on form, who are better, ahead of him.