Pre-Match View From Hull

[Roygbiv]

https://roysviewfrom.wordpress.com/2017/11/03/pre-match-view-from-hull/

 

[FTPE]

"Sheff U fans all look the same to me”

Racist bastards, lets get um hammered!

 

[Balham]

Seven words for the first fish pun. Brilliant.

“Not a far travel [sic] is the sole positive"

Cheers as ever Roy

 

[The Crab]

Cheers Roy.

Who the fuck is Mark Lambett anyway?

The only good thing to come out of Hull is the fucking A63.

 

[TJB.]

Finally some bitterness! I like that.

Let's hammer the bastards.

 

[ElephantBlade]

I still hate them so much for that bloody "Mauled by the tigers" video. Urgh.

 

[Blend-it-like-Harris]

“March 10th ? 1971 Sheffield United 1 Hull City 2. The Battle of Bramall Lane. Sheff U first home defeat of the season, record crowd, three sided ground. I was there.”

“They reckon we kicked em off the park that night, bless em.”

They certainly did that - Ken Knighton should have been put in a cage in Whipsnade Zoo after that disgraceful show........

I remember Blades beating this lot 6-0; a repeat of that would be nice.

 

[Wards]

East Stand, let me hear you ROARRRRRR!

Fuck. Right. Off.

 

[JPBrods]

Hull are literally the footballing equivalent of a chav winning the Euromillions.

They've dined out off that 2008 play-off win for nearly ten years. I don't want to be rude to their fans as the owner is an absolute shithouse, but they are a nothing club that lucked into becoming a Premier League yoyo team.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

 

[Esablade]

I'll leave it to Hull's most famous adopted 'son'...

“What a hole, what witless, crapulous people.”

Cheers Roy.

 

[botoble]

Be good to sing "You're getting Mauled by the Alems" with strange arm movements at them tomorrow in response to that embarrassing video, but then again I'd rather just watch Wilders team hammer this tinpot club and move on to another victory and not make myself look like a nob. (see video)



Where has this sense of grandeur come from? They've had a pretty successful decade bank rolled by a guy who has had enough. They are going to slide back into the 3 and 4th tiers of English football, like a Bradford, Wigan and other rugby league towns have done before when the owners realise its not sustainable.

 

[Lmaobob]

what the hell is that wank

 

[The Crab]

I'll leave it to Hull's most famous adopted 'son'...

“What a hole, what witless, crapulous people.”

Cheers Roy.

Strange, last time I drove past the sign it said "Welcome to Withernsea"

 

[DifferentClass]

Pros: Beat the pigs in the playoff final.

Cons: Everything else.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Thanks Weirdo - and yes, the bastards did kick us off the park in 1971.

....but this is much more like it

 

[Esablade]

Strange, last time I drove past the sign it said "Welcome to Withernsea"

Which do you feel most appropriate?

 

[The Crab]

Which do you feel most appropriate?

Definately your version. I love the Seaside, always have. And I try to find positive points to even the worst places. Now that the Pac Man machine has died, other than the Micro Pub (called The Boathouse I think) it is terrible, unless you like Charity Shops, run down markets and Table Top sales.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

With the recent love in SUFC have been receiving recently, it's nice to get back to our roots.

Let's smash the cunts

 

[Tyler Durden]

"Sheff U fans all look the same to me”

Ditto

 

[djbaldken]

'Dodgy OB,' cant work this one out? could someone enlighten me please? ???? Old Bollox? Out back?

 

[bladesadviser]

They are very angry people aren't they. Not gone along with the love in that we have had with previous teams. And they think we consider them rivals??!!

You live in Hull FFS, how can you make any comments on any city in the world except Chernobyl and parts of war torn Syria

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'm calling them Hull City Tigers all weekend. That'll make 'em cry.

#TeamAllam

 

[The Crab]

They are very angry people aren't they. Not gone along with the love in that we have had with previous teams. And they think we consider them rivals??!!

You live in Hull FFS, how can you make any comments on any city in the world except Chernobyl and parts of war torn Syria

Especially a city which contains the Bransholme Estate. An estate which makes Parson Cross look like the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

 

[The Crab]

I'm calling them Hull City Tigers all weekend. That'll make 'em cry.

#TeamAllam

I'm calling them Cunts. They won't care but I might feel a bit better.

 

[Esablade]

Definately your version. I love the Seaside, always have. And I try to find positive points to even the worst places. Now that the Pac Man machine has died, other than the Micro Pub (called The Boathouse I think) it is terrible, unless you like Charity Shops, run down markets and Table Top sales.

It's Philip Larkin's take on Hull...
Now that you mention it, I do love charity shop's, run down markets and table top sales, the smell of fish also..
Hull is still a hole though.

 

[Shalalalafenoughty]

As I have previously pointed out whenever the 1971 Battle of Bramall Lane crops up on here, the two main thugs/perpetrators were Simpkin and Knighton. Knighton was soon punished for his part in it by having to go and play for Wednesday but Simpkin had to wait rather longer before justice was done:

http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/4125715.Former_soccer_star_jailed_over_brothel/

 

[Tyler Durden]

One of the shittest accents in northern England too. Up there with Barnsley.

 

[The Crab]

It's Philip Larkin's take on Hull...
Now that you mention it, I do love charity shop's, run down markets and table top sales, the smell of fish also..
Hull is still a hole though.

I buy a lot of books from Charity Shops to be fair. The market in Withernsea used to be ok. But we had a walk round the other week, half the decent stalls had gone. All that seemed to be left was the worst kind of tat, and a shop that sold mobile phone covers

Your better off just driving thorough and cracking on until you get to Hornsea, much nicer.

 

[itsinyerblood]

'Dodgy OB,' cant work this one out? could someone enlighten me please? ???? Old Bollox? Out back?

Dodgy Outrageous Blades?

A stab at something possible.....as lead by LYDON ?

With all due respect as a fellow Blade.