Fax Machine

[Lmaobob]

Anyone else think that Fax Machine jokes are the absolute dogs bollocks on this forum?

Can't help but feel like passing out after laughing so hard when people joke about the fax machine when discussing transfers

Anyone else feel the same?

 

[cahill]

Tell me one and I’ll see ?

 

[diode_blade]

From S2 fax to S6 fax 24/9/17

"Your not bouncing anymore......."

 

[Grecian2000]

I'm hoping this season is finally the death knell for quite a few things, FM included.

Less than two years of Wilder and I'm thinking we may never hear the following again:

Let's get the fax machine fixed.
I think we need a Director of Football to help him out.
Should we get Warnock back as manager.
Every team needs a Monty.
If only we had a Plan B.
We desperately need a playmaker.
I don't think he knows his best team.
He's lost the dressing room.

 

[Barney]

The fact that people always complain about people continuously making fax machine jokes makes the new fax machine jokes even funnier.

 

[DifferentClass]

We got Fleck in the end so all's well that ends well!

 

[Rusty view]

From S2 fax to S6 fax 24/9/17

"Your not bouncing anymore......."

Has the fax arrived yet....

 

[Jordo Blade.]

We got Fleck in the end so all's well that ends well!

I'm sure we were signing another player that day as well? Anyone remember who?

 

[GaryHamsonsLeftBootLace]

 

[Tyler Durden]

Fax machines, Simonsens penalty, the "Desso", "game changing investment".

It's a maelstrom of mediocrity at times.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'm hoping this season is finally the death knell for quite a few things, FM included.

Less than two years of Wilder and I'm thinking we may never hear the following again:

Let's get the fax machine fixed.
I think we need a Director of Football to help him out.
Should we get Warnock back as manager.
Every team needs a Monty.
If only we had a Plan B.
We desperately need a playmaker.
I don't think he knows his best team.
He's lost the dressing room.

I know FM never stops going on about Ched but that's a bit harsh .

 

[shorehamview]

For fax sake, give it a rest.

 

[TJB.]

Jokes about our sponsor got old quite quickly too.

For teletext, see fax.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Jokes about our sponsor got old quite quickly too.

For teletext, see fax.

I've got a shed, I've got a shed,
As big as this, as big as this,
You can see it on our big screen sponsoring the added time board

 

[west_yorks_blade]

And while we're at it, can we pack it in with piss takes about bouncing pigs please.

I think that's been done to death now.

 

[Sean Thornton]

And while we're at it, can we pack it in with piss takes about bouncing pigs please.

I think that's been done to death now.

FOTH

 

[diode_blade]

Has the fax arrived yet....

Alledgedly it bounced back, "Comms Error No 67, "Dufferised"".

 

[TJB.]

I've got a shed, I've got a shed,
As big as this, as big as this,
You can see it on our big screen sponsoring the added time board

 

[Sean Thornton]

It's the drugs.

 

[Tyler Durden]

It's the drugs.

Yeah they're great

 

[TJB.]

Yeah they're great

 

[norfolkblade]

I'm sure we were signing another player that day as well? Anyone remember who?

I'm sure it was another Scottish bod but I can't remember who either. Perhaps Hadrians Wall was blocking the fax signal that day

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'm sure it was another Scottish bod but I can't remember who either. Perhaps Hadrians Wall was blocking the fax signal that day

Kyle Hutton

 

[Rodley]

Fax machines, Simonsens penalty, the "Desso", "game changing investment".

It's a maelstrom of mediocrity at times.

I think GCI is the worst. A little bit of me dies inside every time that gets trotted out.

 

[John Street West Terrace]

Ohhhh I’m disappointed... I thought this was a thread about a bell end ex- pig forward who now stands on the shit line at Bolton ..... getting confused with my fax machines & washing machines

 

[Ecco1889]

or the fish puns.......

 

[Sean Thornton]

or the fish puns.......

I thought they'd fin ished?

 

[bornablade]

Boxing Day Massacre. I may well have referred to it more than others but now it's gone, dead, buried.

So pleased I was there on the 24th to witness the day it was finally put to rest even if I had to sit in the home end.

Thanks Chris, Alan and all.

 

[8lade]

Shoes off, if they are the best jokes ever!

(never did understand the shoes off thing but I'm glad we have restrained from this recently as it certainly has more significance to people from Arab states/countries).

 

[Bert]

Endless references to Dean Hammond.