Vaughn Pig

[ucandomagic]

My son was at a dinner in Southampton last night where Vaughn was the after dinner speaker. In the Q&A’s at the end my son asked him if he enjoyed Leon’s goals in the derby. Vaughn’s reply was Fuck Off!!!

My son may be a Glasgow Rangers fan but I have been working on him, and now I think I can call him a Blade. He’s coming on Saturday, and I’ve bought him one of the Lavers bobble hats!

The Magic is Back

 

['Doc' Pace my hero]

I take it that's a no then !!

 

[GrayBlade]

Ex England cricket captain... classy.

 

[DifferentClass]

Now what would Our Joe think of them then?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ex England desso haired mardy arsed Lancashire born Pig cricket captain... classy.

Edited for you Gray

 

[Liverpool blade]

Typical reply from a wankstain piggie. I bet he was also pissed off when Duffy scored and stopped him bouncing with his piggy mates!!.

 

[Kenilworth]

He was in Bristol and not at the game, watching Root score a shed load of runs and then tek piss art on im, later - no doubt

 

[Cerberus Blade]

My son was at a dinner in Southampton last night where Vaughn was the after dinner speaker. In the Q&A’s at the end my son asked him if he enjoyed Leon’s goals in the derby. Vaughn’s reply was Fuck Off!!!

My son may be a Glasgow Rangers fan but I have been working on him, and now I think I can call him a Blade. He’s coming on Saturday, and I’ve bought him one of the Lavers bobble hats!

The Magic is Back

What fine wit and repartee he imparts! Was the rest of his after dinner speech as eloquent and entertaining as that, or did it all go downhill from there?

 

[8lade]

Ironically if he'd taken it in good humour it wouldn't have been funny, this response is hilarious!

 

[Rusty view]

My question to all pigs about derby day is simple

Were you still bouncing when Duffy scored?

Mixed responses so far

 

[georgebernardshaw]

If the bouncers were in mid-air, would they still have counted in the attendance figures?

 

[Broomhall Blade]

My son was at a dinner in Southampton last night where Vaughn was the after dinner speaker. In the Q&A’s at the end my son asked him if he enjoyed Leon’s goals in the derby. Vaughn’s reply was Fuck Off!!!

My son may be a Glasgow Rangers fan but I have been working on him, and now I think I can call him a Blade. He’s coming on Saturday, and I’ve bought him one of the Lavers bobble hats!

The Magic is Back

Bobble hats thats so 70's/80's, half and half scarves are the must have accessory for every football fan. It is 2017 after all.

 

[FriethBlade]

Bit bemused as to why anyone would expect anything different. If we'd lost and Beany had been asked a similar question in an after dinner speech we'd be lauding him if he gave the same reply !

 

[SwissBlade]

Bit bemused as to why anyone would expect anything different. If we'd lost and Beany had been asked a similar question in an after dinner speech we'd be lauding him if he gave the same reply !

Exactly! I was about to ask what response he expected.

Personally I like Vaughan, he gives out the stick and takes plenty back, especially from Joe Root! I’ve no problem with him, despite his football preferences and the fact he used to follow the Blades when we were in the Premier League before.

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

Bobble hats thats so 70's/80's, half and half scarves are the must have accessory for every football fan. It is 2017 after all.

I saw a pig with a half n half shirt, pig/England. Got to say I felt pity for the Adult wearing it knowing he looked a twat

 

[Northyorksblade]

It was an after dinner speech. I don't like Vaughan, but if the positions were reversed, I'd have said exactly the same.

 

[mosbolad]

It's pantomime. I've no doubt Vaughans 'Fuck off' was following by lots of audience laughter.

It's the same response I get in the pub when I continually raise the scoreline to Wendednesdedsdy locals.

Come to think of it, it's the same response I get when I simply just walk into the pub......

 

[ucandomagic]

Bobble hats thats so 70's/80's, half and half scarves are the must have accessory for every football fan. It is 2017 after all.

On trend again now. See GlynHodgesLeftFoot thread “Anybody Want 1”. Apparently Billy bought the first of the 250 available.

The Magic is Back

 

[BigBed]

I'm still struggling to figure out why Vaughn was told to fuck off before he started his "speach"!?

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Edited for you Gray

No shitwasp ?

 

[TTMeysh]

There's a world of difference between 'fuck off' with a self-deprecating chuckle, and 'fuck off' with mardy face and/or actual malice.

I sincerely hope it was the latter.

 

[sheffielder]

I love MIchael Vaughan as he just keeps giving.

A Man Utd fan as a kid, who when moved to Sheffield became friends with some well off pigs, and then played for Yorkshire, and his son's are now in the Lancashire academy.

What a bell end

 

[TTMeysh]

And went to Silverdale.

 

[Ted Danson]

And went to Silverdale.

His only redeeming feature

 

[snootyfenooty]

If the bouncers were in mid-air, would they still have counted in the attendance figures?

What's critical in this GBS is whether they were on the upstroke or the downstroke of the bounce. If it was the latter then they could desist from doing another one. If it was the former then they had to complete the bounce just as Duffy was on the verge of stuffing them, making them look even more ridiculous than they normally do.

 

[TTMeysh]

His only redeeming feature

I'm not quite with you on this, we may need to meet by the bus stop at Bents Green to settle the issue ;-)

 

[originaltrueblade]

Saw a woman Wendy friend I hadn't seen in a long time she was paying by cash ( there's a novelty in itself) at the chippy so I walked up very silently and said quite loud "LEON CLARKE YESS!" She dropped all her money in her hand on the floor it was rolling everywhere. I thought that was classic but then she started shouting "F***** Leon Clarke is b*****d" and she continued what's everyone f******g looking at F***off the lot of you. I was in stitches. Upon leaving she slammed her car door shut giving the v's to everyone as she pulled away

Yes my fellow Blades bouncing day massacre has em on the run lol lol lol lol

 

[Fanny magnet]

Saw a woman Wendy friend I hadn't seen in a long time she was paying by cash ( there's a novelty in itself) at the chippy so I walked up very silently and said quite loud "LEON CLARKE YESS!" She dropped all her money in her hand on the floor it was rolling everywhere. I thought that was classic but then she started shouting "F***** Leon Clarke is b*****d" and she continued what's everyone f******g looking at F***off the lot of you. I was in stitches. Upon leaving she slammed her car door shut giving the v's to everyone as she pulled away

Yes my fellow Blades bouncing day massacre has em on the run lol lol lol lol

no real winners in that story mate !

 

[Grappler]

no real winners in that story mate !

Yes there is Fanny, Leon Clarke, came back to the sty and rubbed their noses in it for saying he was not good enough.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'm not quite with you on this, we may need to meet by the bus stop at Bents Green to settle the issue ;-)

Well that won't be on pay per view will it.