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Tyler Durden said:
I'm always in the ground in good time.

Turnstiles ought to be closed at bang on time. I don't see why I should get up for a bunch of dozy pricks who simply had to fit in one more pint at 10 minutes to kick-off
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Gi o'er you fucking totalitarian.
 
The only reason I can attend is because the bloke who does earlies on Wednesdays kid's just been born so I have to do his shift and don't have to work late. Then going to meet 'r lass from her workplace when she finishes at 7 and dash it down to BDTBL for about 7:42.

Forgive me.
 
SteveBlade said:
The only reason I can attend is because the bloke who does earlies on Wednesdays kid's just been born so I have to do his shift and don't have to work late. Then going to meet 'r lass from her workplace when she finishes at 7 and dash it down to BDTBL for about 7:42.

Forgive me.
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tell her to catch bus.
 
Tyler Durden said:
I'm always in the ground in good time.

Turnstiles ought to be closed at bang on time. I don't see why I should get up for a bunch of dozy pricks who simply had to fit in one more pint at 10 minutes to kick-off
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Bloody hell im glad you weren't in charge of the turnstiles on Sunday as about
500 'dozy pricks' or erm 'fellow blades' would have missed the game.

BTW this dozy prick will be 15-20 mins late due to work.
 
SteveBlade said:
The only reason I can attend is because the bloke who does earlies on Wednesdays kid's just been born so I have to do his shift and don't have to work late. Then going to meet 'r lass from her workplace when she finishes at 7 and dash it down to BDTBL for about 7:42.

Forgive me.
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Hope you don't have get past Tyler Durden To get to your seat
 
I'd genuinely love the whole stadium chanting "If you don't...fucking bounce"

If we steal that song they'll never be able to use it again
 
SteveBlade said:
The only reason I can attend is because the bloke who does earlies on Wednesdays kid's just been born so I have to do his shift and don't have to work late. Then going to meet 'r lass from her workplace when she finishes at 7 and dash it down to BDTBL for about 7:42.

Forgive me.
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i really hope your sitting on the same row as mr durden


fuck sake, already said, i really should read every post before i post, and stop myself looking a dick in future



actually i just realised i should have just edited the whole post, removed my first comment and come up with something as equally hilarious and then no one would have known
 
I will be doing my drinking in the car over from Marple (I'll be the passenger) to ensure I've had the requisite eleventeen beers before getting in the ground. I will of course be leaving my seat at 8:10 and again 8:20 to go for a wee. I will also consume a pie and may smell of fags.

Hope gangway C row kk on the SS dont mind too much. I will be a cheerful drunk however and will only throw werthers wrappers to the pitch

The werthers wrappers will not be counted in the attendance. Probably.
 



I'm unable to make it due to work commitments!!!!. Just one favour to ask please?. Could you all give the lads a massive shout for me?. I'll be there in spirit!!. UTB
 
ourbob said:
...get yourself in yer seat for 19.30.
We owe them for it to be bloody rocking when they come out boys & girls.
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That will be impossible for the folks near me. Always arrive 10 mins late, always go to the bar 10 mins before half time, always arrive back 10 mins after half time, often leave 5 mins before the end and always go to the toilet several times in between.
 
Presty said:
Presty Jnr will be leading the teams out; proud as punch. :)

That reminds me, I need to dig my autograph book out the loft so I can get Paul Coutts.
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Autograph book? Eee lad! Tha showing thi age! It's a photo taken by phone these days. You get Couttsy to drape his arm around you like he's the best pal you ever had, whilst you do a selfie.
 
Post this anyway perhaps some of you could put duffy's clip to this

 
Cerberus Blade said:
I bet you hate it when kick off is delayed and you realise you're early?
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Its not so bad these days with social media you usually get a warning it might be a late ko
I have been early on occasions the first time we took my grandaughter the steward at the end of our row looked at his watch in amazement and asked if the pubs had shut early
 
Tyler Durden said:
I'm always in the ground in good time.

Turnstiles ought to be closed at bang on time. I don't see why I should get up for a bunch of dozy pricks who simply had to fit in one more pint at 10 minutes to kick-off
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Or get up several times cos they all need a piss!
 
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