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Would love to Ken but............

I have less loyalty points than I do hair
And Sunday is a working day for me.
I've got no ticket either.
Just travelling to Sheffield to soak it all in.
Shame you've got to work the Sunday. Bet the radio will be on through the earpiece.

Do crabs have ears?
 
If you're sat on a plane, and insist on kicking the seat in front of you, and they contain an older guy who wouldn't say boo to a Goose, a lady who is tutting more than Skippy the Kangaroo, and a chubby bald guy who looks like he is about to go all Raul Moat on your ass, then the latter is probably me :)
 
I've got no ticket either.
Just travelling to Sheffield to soak it all in.
Shame you've got to work the Sunday. Bet the radio will be on through the earpiece.

Do crabs have ears?

I've hired one of those sign people you sometimes get on late night TV in the corner of the screen. She's just a bit too old for Babestation but I have low standards so it's all good :)
 
He's rumbled you Ronnie Moore! TonyAgana ;)

Funny you say that as if he is who I think he is we have played at Millmoor together which of course is where Ronnie Moore made his name.

Other clues: Tony Agana was his fave player at school, his signature is something I can see him saying and he's just this second confirmed it.
 
See you in the Tavern on Sunday, lad. Bring some lager a bucket of KFC :D

I'll be waiting for it to open.

I'm hoping as I set off I see a door open at the Rust Bucket and I'll sneak in and sit on the bog till it starts, other plans are to get in on Saturday night somehow on the way back from the pub. And the next game sign is very tempting
 
I've got 'TJB' on the back of the shirt I wear on matchdays, so I've been 'spotted' a couple of times. But that's partially because my twitter handle is the same as my username on here.

Won't be spotted for a while from now on unless it's in the pub, though. Coats on the Kop from now on as it's turning reyt cold!
 



Yeah but I've got chunkier and beardier since then!

we all do dude, I have gone up three trouser sizes since I got married 10 years ago, but I think If a saw you at a match I would know it was you, even with more facial hair and a little more rotund, and if I remember rightly one of your mates said you look like Jim Phipps right?! :)
 
Yeah but I've got chunkier and beardier since then!

Up to date pic here. Taken the other week.

latest
 
we all do dude, I have gone up three trouser sizes since I got married 10 years ago, but I think If a saw you at a match I would know it was you, even with more facial hair and a little more rotund, and if I remember rightly one of your mates said you look like Jim Phipps right?! :)

I can't win.

If I have a beard I'm Jim Phipps.

If I'm clean shaven I'm Anders Breivik :(
 
that's a real rock and a hard place dude.

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You see, the bottom one looks honest, solid, dependable. The type of guy who is looking for an investment opportunity in an up and coming soon to be Global Giant to rival the big boys.

Crab Industries are waiting for your call.
 
I've seen a couple of people with usernames (or what I think are usernames) on the back of their shirts.

Each to their own.
 
I once had a bloke approach me on the Kop and ask me if I was Shorehamview. I admitted I was, but can't for the life of me remember his name. :D
 
i misread the thread title as relieved yourself, after 6 years single i thought finally a topic i know something about, instead of trying to pretend to know anything about football, or reading which of our players from history is crap this week, or playing the guess how long it takes jjblade to post after a defeat, fucking misleading thread title, i blame mccabe
 



Keep your eyes open at the Lane, and you can work 'em out. The one scribbling shorthand like fury is Deadbat. The one with an iPad and a geometry set is BergenBlade. The one with a pile of books and old programmes, which he never opens, is Silent. The one you see 37 times before, during, and after the match, is Bert, because he is always there. The one not showing respect to his elders and betters is my son. The one surrounded by people fast asleep is ... difficult. No way of knowing whether it's Pinchy or Brian the Blade.
 

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