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Sensiblade
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Yawn! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
Thank him? Has he finally fucked off? Thanks Anthony for going!
Or is he still loitering with intent to impersonate a professional footballer?
Either way, I hope he's either paying you handsomely or sucking your widger nightly for all the praise you are heaping upon him.
Or is he still loitering with intent to impersonate a professional footballer?
Either way, I hope he's either paying you handsomely or sucking your widger nightly for all the praise you are heaping upon him.
BexleyBlade
Member
Lets thank him for his goals, his assists, his entertaining and creative football and ultimately....
SARCASM
SARCASM
Sensiblade
Well-Known Member
Walk to the bench, sit on the bench, get up off the bench, Hatrick!!!!
shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
He's got more chance of pulling a rabbit out of his hat, or even out of his bottom.
*Edit - considering he's not starting tonight, he'll do well to do anything sat on his arse.
BexleyBlade
Member
This is Stokesy. The world famous footballing genius. Anything's possible
BexleyBlade
Member
Maybe. Just nobody has seen him do it
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- #11
Falkirk fans have, 3 times actually
shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a fucking banjo. When presented with an open net during the half time warm-up the only thing he gets the ball near is row AA. And not the middle of it either.
appologies to the mods for the language im about to use BUT..........
He Cant Get In The Fucking Starting XI So How The Fuck Do You Expect Us To Beleive That He Is Anything Other Than Top League 1 Class You Stupid Fuckwit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He Cant Get In The Fucking Starting XI So How The Fuck Do You Expect Us To Beleive That He Is Anything Other Than Top League 1 Class You Stupid Fuckwit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mousey
S24SU 2019 F1 World Champion
Appologies for the double post but if he can score a hatrick tonight then he is worth signing........
........................HE ISNT EVEN IN THE SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think Blackwell has realised that an electric blanket is better and more efficient at warming the bench up than Stokes
Ballinpigpubs13
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- #19
About as funny as cancer mate
Mousey
S24SU 2019 F1 World Champion
My mum had that, she has 1 boob now, we laugh
If you do want a laugh though, look at his scoring record away from Scotland... 20 Starts, 27 Sub Appearances and a grand total of... 3 goals!
Panda's score more than that!
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- #23
No, of goals
Likewise, i can relate to that
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- #25
My mum had that, she has 1 boob now, we laugh
Now thats funny, does she get unbalanced?
Mousey
S24SU 2019 F1 World Champion
No, but is that Stokes' excuse? Did he lose a testicle while in Scotland which now affects his ability to kick a football straight?
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No, but is that Stokes' excuse? Did he lose a testicle while in Scotland which now affects his ability to kick a football straight?
No, he uses them for tea bagging
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