I have got some confusion for today.

[Roberto]

Becourse tomorrow we play agains Derby County so you can say this “I look forward to Derby game”
Yes, I understand.
And then I hear this, “In Septiembre, we play agains Sheffield Wendsdaypig” and again you can say, “I look forward to Derby game”
Is the same thing! 2 Derby game?
Bonky madness.

I think this about the football season.
Most of it I can stand proud but I don’t like to play away from home becourse is difficult to score.
On another hand, at home is more better I think. I came with my friend in the Brentford game and we were very satisfied. A lot of the time yes, it is hard, so when it went in I made a loud noise. I don’t go to the Barnsley game becourse my wife is bad to me but another win. so is good. Please, for me I hope the same is tomorrow.
We are to be for promotion again? I don’t know it but I don’t like to go down. I look at my wife, I tell her I don’t want to do this. Then she stare to me and she say, “football football football” is all you ever talk. She is bad woman and fat.

Maybe I think now is time to make Bill Sharpy for some rest. Okay, he takes two goals but he has more years and now he is not so faster than before. But who is it can be for him? Possible Brooks but is much young today already. I think is necessary for have to buy, maybe Jordan Roads? Ha. No no. not for all the teeth in China.
I have too go now. My wifes cheeks are wobbling.

 

[Pierre's PC]

The question is are you really Fernando Martinez?

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Clarkes is wearing the suspenders. Lavatory and Heaven were not so good in the middle of the week I think.

So Bill Sharps is nailed to the start. Maybe with young Brooks and Duffay filling in his hole from behind him

 

[Willglynning]

What a load of bonky madness.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Roberto I think your wife is fed up with dribbling in the box mate.

You need to stand firm, find a gap and shoot. Maybe even be prepared to get your head in there. Then she will be nice to you again.

 

[BigBed]

Becourse tomorrow we play agains Derby County so you can say this “I look forward to Derby game”
Yes, I understand.
And then I hear this, “In Septiembre, we play agains Sheffield Wendsdaypig” and again you can say, “I look forward to Derby game”
Is the same thing! 2 Derby game?
Bonky madness.

I think this about the football season.
Most of it I can stand proud but I don’t like to play away from home becourse is difficult to score.
On another hand, at home is more better I think. I came with my friend in the Brentford game and we were very satisfied. A lot of the time yes, it is hard, so when it went in I made a loud noise. I don’t go to the Barnsley game becourse my wife is bad to me but another win. so is good. Please, for me I hope the same is tomorrow.
We are to be for promotion again? I don’t know it but I don’t like to go down. I look at my wife, I tell her I don’t want to do this. Then she stare to me and she say, “football football football” is all you ever talk. She is bad woman and fat.

Maybe I think now is time to make Bill Sharpy for some rest. Okay, he takes two goals but he has more years and now he is not so faster than before. But who is it can be for him? Possible Brooks but is much young today already. I think is necessary for have to buy, maybe Jordan Roads? Ha. No no. not for all the teeth in China.
I have too go now. My wifes cheeks are wobbling.

CARLOS, is that you!!!!!!??????

 

[The Crab]

CARLOS, is that you!!!!!!??????

Not wordy enough for Carlos.

 

[Small Mendonca]

I read that in Carvalhal's voice.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I read that in Carvalhal's voice.

I read it in McClaren's pseudo-Dutch/Yorkshire hyprid monstrosity.

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Carlos when you decided to do a scouting mission on your city rivals, I'm not sure this is the best avenue...

Just saying like...

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

If ever there is a thread on here for Utd's best foreign signing, my vote will be for Roberto. All the way through reading that, my cheeks were wobbling with laughter, - all 4 of them.

 

[stringer]

Becourse tomorrow we play agains Derby County so you can say this “I look forward to Derby game”
Yes, I understand.
And then I hear this, “In Septiembre, we play agains Sheffield Wendsdaypig” and again you can say, “I look forward to Derby game”
Is the same thing! 2 Derby game?
Bonky madness.

One is a Derby game. The other is a derby game. Appeh to help!

 

[LardSardine]

She is bad woman and fat.

I LOL, literally.

 

[Rusty view]

"I came with my friend in the Brentford game and we were very satisfied. A lot of the time yes, it is hard, so when it went in I made a loud noise."

LOL. Superb. I'm a child.

 

[fatpat]

Becourse tomorrow we play agains Derby County so you can say this “I look forward to Derby game”
Yes, I understand.
And then I hear this, “In Septiembre, we play agains Sheffield Wendsdaypig” and again you can say, “I look forward to Derby game”
Is the same thing! 2 Derby game?
Bonky madness.

I think this about the football season.
Most of it I can stand proud but I don’t like to play away from home becourse is difficult to score.
On another hand, at home is more better I think. I came with my friend in the Brentford game and we were very satisfied. A lot of the time yes, it is hard, so when it went in I made a loud noise. I don’t go to the Barnsley game becourse my wife is bad to me but another win. so is good. Please, for me I hope the same is tomorrow.
We are to be for promotion again? I don’t know it but I don’t like to go down. I look at my wife, I tell her I don’t want to do this. Then she stare to me and she say, “football football football” is all you ever talk. She is bad woman and fat.

Maybe I think now is time to make Bill Sharpy for some rest. Okay, he takes two goals but he has more years and now he is not so faster than before. But who is it can be for him? Possible Brooks but is much young today already. I think is necessary for have to buy, maybe Jordan Roads? Ha. No no. not for all the teeth in China.
I have too go now. My wifes cheeks are wobbling.

Superb insights again Roberto

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

 

[Sean Thornton]

One is a Derby game. The other is a derby game. Appeh to help!

So the match tomorrow "is a Derby game" ?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Can't work out whether he's half Spanish, half Italian or both. Spalian perhaps?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

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Never quite liked that tuppence since I read this...In 1998, D'Acampo was convicted of burgling the home of singer Paul Young and served two years in prison.[18]

 

[Sean Thornton]

Never quite liked that tuppence since I read this...In 1998, D'Acampo was convicted of burgling the home of singer Paul Young and served two years in prison.[18]

Think he stole a guitar. Hopefully he was trying to stop him releasing any more records.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Can't work out whether he's half Spanish, half Italian or both. Spalian perhaps?

Gino (aka Roberto) is from Sheffield!

 

[Harry's Game]

PMSL!

 

[blade too long]

Becourse tomorrow we play agains Derby County so you can say this “I look forward to Derby game”
Yes, I understand.
And then I hear this, “In Septiembre, we play agains Sheffield Wendsdaypig” and again you can say, “I look forward to Derby game”
Is the same thing! 2 Derby game?
Bonky madness.

I think this about the football season.
Most of it I can stand proud but I don’t like to play away from home becourse is difficult to score.
On another hand, at home is more better I think. I came with my friend in the Brentford game and we were very satisfied. A lot of the time yes, it is hard, so when it went in I made a loud noise. I don’t go to the Barnsley game becourse my wife is bad to me but another win. so is good. Please, for me I hope the same is tomorrow.
We are to be for promotion again? I don’t know it but I don’t like to go down. I look at my wife, I tell her I don’t want to do this. Then she stare to me and she say, “football football football” is all you ever talk. She is bad woman and fat.

Maybe I think now is time to make Bill Sharpy for some rest. Okay, he takes two goals but he has more years and now he is not so faster than before. But who is it can be for him? Possible Brooks but is much young today already. I think is necessary for have to buy, maybe Jordan Roads? Ha. No no. not for all the teeth in China.
I have too go now. My wifes cheeks are wobbling.

hi caramba
you think your esposa es una esposa mal
my ball and chain is a reet putra madre,,," ooh your on that chat room again , you can talk to them about futbol but you dont talk to me "
no I dont , I want to be right occasionally something shes unprepared to allow
Put that toilet seat down , put your socks away , put your knob away , Im reading

if its not one moan its another
To avoid confusion we should call our game with wednesday El Ford Classico,
or the DeeDahby match

 

[Bell4]

Magnificent

Tears down my cheeks

 

[Sean Thornton]

hi caramba
you think your esposa es una esposa mal
my ball and chain is a reet putra madre,,," ooh your on that chat room again , you can talk to them about futbol but you dont talk to me "
no I dont , I want to be right occasionally something shes unprepared to allow
Put that toilet seat down , put your socks away , put your knob away , Im reading

if its not one moan its another
To avoid confusion we should call our game with wednesday El Ford Classico,

El Ford Classico?

Is that like the Range Rover Eclipse you hallucinated about?

 

[fireblade]

Just come out of the club shop, and a guy on a scooter thrust this letter into my hand. Think it might be for Roberto...

You have bring shame to my sister. You sit next the spitting fans with firework and now is okay to call her bad woman with wobble cheeks.
We are come to Sheffield. Soon Sheffield Stir will have more story to be with street brawls and poster of pigs head with Lean Clark legs on.

 

[coolhandluke]

" Sheffield Wendysdaypig " I don't know why but I pissed myself laughing with that

Quality

 

[blade too long]

" Sheffield Wendysdaypig " I don't know why but I pissed myself laughing with that

Quality

Saw someone once put pigglesborough for the Sty which tickled me

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

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Didn't know Dean Gaffney was now a chef?

 

[Razor1967]

Becourse tomorrow we play agains Derby County so you can say this “I look forward to Derby game”
Yes, I understand.
And then I hear this, “In Septiembre, we play agains Sheffield Wendsdaypig” and again you can say, “I look forward to Derby game”
Is the same thing! 2 Derby game?
Bonky madness.

I think this about the football season.
Most of it I can stand proud but I don’t like to play away from home becourse is difficult to score.
On another hand, at home is more better I think. I came with my friend in the Brentford game and we were very satisfied. A lot of the time yes, it is hard, so when it went in I made a loud noise. I don’t go to the Barnsley game becourse my wife is bad to me but another win. so is good. Please, for me I hope the same is tomorrow.
We are to be for promotion again? I don’t know it but I don’t like to go down. I look at my wife, I tell her I don’t want to do this. Then she stare to me and she say, “football football football” is all you ever talk. She is bad woman and fat.

Maybe I think now is time to make Bill Sharpy for some rest. Okay, he takes two goals but he has more years and now he is not so faster than before. But who is it can be for him? Possible Brooks but is much young today already. I think is necessary for have to buy, maybe Jordan Roads? Ha. No no. not for all the teeth in China.
I have too go now. My wifes cheeks are wobbling.

Nice to have you back Roberto