Okay Kozzy. David says he wants £20k a week or he's off at the first opportunity to a club that will beat that easily. He says it's a short career and he has the chance to be financially secure for life. He's a bit starry-eyed and wants to buy a Lamborghini to replace his pimped Corsa.
As you've expressed such enthusiasm, I've put you down for a grand a week, if you don't mind. Ricky and a few others will be chipping in as well. It's all good.
Oh, excuse me a moment, I've got a call waiting from Ben Whiteman's agent and Billy Sharp's knocking on my door...
Kev
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