Boro away security warning

[Maidenhead]

https://www.sufc.co.uk/news/2017/august/safety-measures/

Let's hope they catch all the twats with pyrotechnic devices stuffed down their pants, or wherever they hide em, lock em up and let the rest of us enjoy the rest of the season.

 

[JohnDenver]

They shouldn't be hard for the plod to locate.

It's the bloke waving the large distress flare, officer....

 

[Jon Bon II]

I wonder what makes a dog want to be a pyrotechnic detection dog? I can imagine them wanting to be a guide dog or a mountain rescue dog but...

 

[The Crab]

I wonder what makes a dog want to be a pyrotechnic detection dog? I can imagine them wanting to be a guide dog or a mountain rescue dog but...

Better wages?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I wonder what makes a dog want to be a pyrotechnic detection dog? I can imagine them wanting to be a guide dog or a mountain rescue dog but...

It's the ones that show flare in basic training that are given the opportunity.

 

[elgoog44]

I wonder what makes a dog want to be a pyrotechnic detection dog? I can imagine them wanting to be a guide dog or a mountain rescue dog but...

Maybe the dog guidance councillor told him it was is calling in life and thought fuck it, I will do it, then got the job and thought "for fucks sake, I wish I had been a drugs dog instead, them fuckers get all the perks and some gear, wankers!"

 

[elgoog44]

Maybe the dog guidance councillor told him it was is calling in life and thought fuck it, I will do it, then got the job and thought "for fucks sake, I wish I had been a drugs dog instead, them fuckers get all the perks and some gear, wankers!"

Managed to get a picture of him, don't think he will be in the job much longer, he's not happy....

 

[RMBlade]

I wonder what makes a dog want to be a pyrotechnic detection dog? I can imagine them wanting to be a guide dog or a mountain rescue dog but...

Will they be counted in the attendance figures? If so will they count as away support?

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Will they be counted in the attendance figures? If so will they count as away support?

Can you take dogs to into football matches?

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

I thought this was going to be a thread warning the travelling Blades support to watch out for an army of 12 year olds.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I wonder what makes a dog want to be a pyrotechnic detection dog? I can imagine them wanting to be a guide dog or a mountain rescue dog but...

So they can attend football matches. Jeez.
Didn't you read the thread that dealt with the discriminatory treatment of canines?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Managed to get a picture of him, don't think he will be in the job much longer, he's not happy....

Turned away by a fat steward against. Brentford. Couldn't get any reception to post on here about it. You'd be unhappy too.

 

[Jon Bon II]

So they can attend football matches. Jeez.
Didn't you read the thread that dealt with the discriminatory treatment of canines?

'Pyrotechnic detection dogs will be in attendance at the Riverside checking supporters before admission.'

They can attend the stadium but they can't go inside, it would seem.

Miserable bleeders (Boro not the dogs).

 

[Sean Thornton]

'Pyrotechnic detection dogs will be in attendance at the Riverside checking supporters before admission.'

They can attend the stadium but they can't go inside, it would seem.

Miserable bleeders (Boro not the dogs).

They must be well annoyed. No wonder these things get into the grounds, the dogs just aren't bothering. I bet that Len McHuskey is behind all this.

 

[Beat Jedi]

http://www.professionalsecurity.co.uk/news/interviews/detection-dogs/

It's bullshit apparently. They can't actually smell it unless you set it off in your pants or something in the queue! The dogs are probably drug dogs from Durham on an overtime scam.

 

[SwissBlade]

Managed to get a picture of him, don't think he will be in the job much longer, he's not happy....

Which one of the seven dwarfs is he then?

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

I wonder what makes a dog want to be a pyrotechnic detection dog? I can imagine them wanting to be a guide dog or a mountain rescue dog but...

Maybe they show a flare for it when they're puppies???

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

Has anyone ever seen one of these dogs at a game. We've been warned about them dozens of times, but I've never seen one. #lyingfuckers

 

[Sean Thornton]

Has anyone ever seen one of these dogs at a game. We've been warned about them dozens of times, but I've never seen one. #lyingfuckers

You're a cat aren't you?

 

[BushBlade]

Has anyone ever seen one of these dogs at a game. We've been warned about them dozens of times, but I've never seen one. #lyingfuckers

Plain clothes.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Has anyone ever seen one of these dogs at a game. We've been warned about them dozens of times, but I've never seen one. #lyingfuckers

Just wear kidney protecting body armour, you'll be fine!

 

[GrayBlade]

Plain clothes.

Or plain claws as they say in Wakefield.

 

[Grecian2000]

Can you take dogs to into football matches?

Not anymore. Distracts the Pyro dogs.
Marmots are fine though, just not in a rucksack.

 

[Jon Bon II]

I bet that Len McHuskey is behind all this.

That is such a Shih Tzu joke mate.

 

[Sean Thornton]

That is such a Shih Tzu joke mate.

Just thought I'd springer it on you.

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

You're a cat aren't you?

Yes.

You're a cat aren't you?

yes.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Plain clothes.

Indognito

 

[Sean Thornton]

Indognito

UndercRover

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

If you can't get your pyro in but bought it a ticket does it count in the attendance?

 

[Sean Thornton]

If you can't get your pyro in but bought it a ticket does it count in the attendance?

Then can Pyro dog who found it use the ticket?