Miss Sheffield United

[Ainsley Harriott]

I happen to have come across a few old programmes (mid-80s) and in the programme from 7th March 1987 v Barnsley at home on page 5 is a picture of 'Samantha Sears - the current Miss Sheffield United'. I'd post a picture but don't know how. Anyhow, the pic is black and white but I'm assuming she has blonde hair, kinda curly with, again I'm assuming, a Blades shirt draped on her shoulder.

My question is, has anyone banged her?

No, seriously, whatever happened to this? In this day and age of snowflake society it would be shot down instantly!! But how long did this go on for?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

My question is, has anyone banged her?

No, seriously, whatever happened to this? In this day and age of snowflake society it would be shot down instantly!! But how long did this go on for?

Banged her, shot instantly and didn't go on for very long at all.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Hardly surprising. She's got a look of 'I'm gonna milk you like a cow' look about her

 

[Sithblade]

I happen to have come across a few old programmes (mid-80s) and in the programme from 7th March 1987 v Barnsley at home on page 5 is a picture of 'Samantha Sears - the current Miss Sheffield United'. I'd post a picture but don't know how. Anyhow, the pic is black and white but I'm assuming she has blonde hair, kinda curly with, again I'm assuming, a Blades shirt draped on her shoulder.

My question is, has anyone banged her?

No, seriously, whatever happened to this? In this day and age of snowflake society it would be shot down instantly!! But how long did this go on for?

There was a programme that season where she was the centrefold colour picture! Normally it was a player that season and a interview with Alan Biggs. Still got it somewhere.

 

[ben1987]

Post the pic then lads

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Post the pic then lads

Here you go mate

 

[CarlingBlade]

Went on until mid 90's, if the snowflake society heard one of Harry Bassetts stories on a player of the year awards night he'd be all over the front of the local paper calling for his resignation.

 

[ben1987]

Here you go mate

Thanks pal. That will get me off

 

[Tyler Durden]

The thing is I don't think that most female Unitedites would mind at all if it came back, I dare say a few would love to be crowned 'Miss Sheffield United' actually.

It's the interfering cunts from outside of football who would pounce on the idea and make it into an "issue".

 

[FTPE]

Are we very notorious for having many "lookers at the lane"?

*treads carefully

 

[Kenilworth]

Here's me thinking this thread would be about how tedious the close season is and how they are so looking forward to the new one starting

 

[Tyler Durden]

Are we very notorious for having many "lookers at the lane"?

*treads carefully

Bloody loads on our away coaches alone.

As an aside, I reckon I'd have a decent shot at being Miss Barnsley. I won't even need to shave either.

 

[Sithblade]

Post the pic then lads

The Sam Sears one is in the loft somewhere but here's Keith Edwards picture profiles that season

 

[sitwell]

I happen to have come across a few old programmes (mid-80s) and in the programme from 7th March 1987 v Barnsley at home on page 5 is a picture of 'Samantha Sears - the current Miss Sheffield United'. I'd post a picture but don't know how. Anyhow, the pic is black and white but I'm assuming she has blonde hair, kinda curly with, again I'm assuming, a Blades shirt draped on her shoulder.

My question is, has anyone banged her?

No, seriously, whatever happened to this? In this day and age of snowflake society it would be shot down instantly!! But how long did this go on for?

Sam lived at Coal Aston first house on the left past the garden centre ,often used to go to dos at her house ,they had an outdoor pool. I actually accompanied Sam to the opening of the Revival at Roxys ,only way I could get in ,she soon pied me off when we got inside. Knew her for a few years and ended up going out with a friend of hers for a while. Sam certainly wasn't the type of girl insinuated ,she was great fun and her family were proper Blades.

 

[Worksop II]

If they brought Miss Sheffield United back ......

Hands down LYDON would win it ...........

 

[Aston max]

miss Sheffield Wednesday and her first born

 

[UnitedBlade]

Used to work with a Miss Sheffield United, Noreen, who was married to Ian Knight (of SWFC).

She was a terrific personality, very bright and witty as well as pretty. Even went to the 1993 Blackburn cup game with Noreen and Ian. Much as I detest Wednesday, he was a nice guy and certainly a player who deserves sympathy for his career being ruined by Gary Bennett - his leg was broken in 7 places.

Unfortunately, they divorced and Noreen went to work in Ireland last I heard.

If anyone has the programme with Noreen in as Miss Sheffield United, I'd like to see it. I'm not sure what her maiden name was.

Bring it back.

 

[JPBrods]

My question is, has anyone banged her?

Yeah mate, gave me a blowie in the kop bogs an all.

 

[Booker4]

I occasionally wonder how Louise Bartles is doing!? Miss Sheffield United 1990. For those that don't remember she was on the "United" documentary when the players and Harry were all there and Harry says "I'm glad to say that the judges and the referee (from the panel decided who Miss Sheffield United would be) are a lot better than the wanker from last week (referring to Barnsley game and I think David Elleray)"!

 

[John Street West Terrace]

Hardly surprising. She's got a look of 'I'm gonna milk you like a cow' look about her

PMSL ... quality pal

 

[Sithblade]

Sam lived at Coal Aston first house on the left past the garden centre ,often used to go to dos at her house ,they had an outdoor pool. I actually accompanied Sam to the opening of the Revival at Roxys ,only way I could get in ,she soon pied me off when we got inside. Knew her for a few years and ended up going out with a friend of hers for a while. Sam certainly wasn't the type of girl insinuated ,she was great fun and her family were proper Blades.

Her brother Mitch was the DJ at Josephines.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Her brother Mitch was the DJ at Josephines.

And her Uncle, Dr Beaker, was in Supercar.

 

[WhiteHawk]

Has anyone mentioned Ched Evans yet?

 

[spongebobblade]

Post the pic then lads

I can't. The pages are stuck together

 

[HD8 Blades]

V Palace in March '87.

 

[The Crab]

Here you go mate

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Funny how things aren't quite as good as you remember them. Tizer, Burtons Fish & Chips, programme centrefolds.

 

[LS16Blade]

There was a programme that season where she was the centrefold colour picture! Normally it was a player that season and a interview with Alan Biggs. Still got it somewhere.

There certainly was, Sith.

It was in the programme for Sunderland at home on 31st March 1986.

 

[Woodwaaard]

I occasionally wonder how Louise Bartles is doing!? Miss Sheffield United 1990. For those that don't remember she was on the "United" documentary when the players and Harry were all there and Harry says "I'm glad to say that the judges and the referee (from the panel decided who Miss Sheffield United would be) are a lot better than the wanker from last week (referring to Barnsley game and I think David Elleray)"!

Louise is married, two children, and just as lovely as ever

 

[CrookesBlade]

 

[JOEYDEE]

Here you go mate

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Somewhat disturbing how many likes this got....