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Don't count on it going ahead, the drainage at Coach and Horses is abysmal.

But the ale is superb. So you get there and give the missus a call "oh no love, you'll never guess what's happened! But me and Dave are here now anyway so we're gonna have a bit of a catch up".
 
But the ale is superb. So you get there and give the missus a call "oh no love, you'll never guess what's happened! But me and Dave are here now anyway so we're gonna have a bit of a catch up".
Meanwhile...the missus feigns disappointment and turns around to Uncle Leroy and says...

"It's ok...he's going to be a while".
 
Meanwhile...the missus feigns disappointment and turns around to Uncle Leroy and says...

"It's ok...he's going to be a while".

This is getting dark, quick.

Leroy knows, in that moment, with that glance that he has another opportunity to feel her gentle touch and to once more feel the intimate contact of another. He knows that he us perennially lonely but a few fleeting moments with a companion allow him to briefly forget that.

The moment is over in a hurry.

The deed done, he dresses and smartens himself up. Time to go to my only other companion Leroy thinks...a bottle is always there for me when I need it. Dependable.
 
"Uncle Leroy"!
"This is getting dark quick" !

C'mon chaps, let's not fall into this barrel again!!!!
 

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