"You fat bastard"

[Linz]

This is prompted by something Rachy said in another thread about Beattie.

How on earth can the average football fan call either Paddy Kenny or James Beattie fat? I was sat in the middle of the South Stand and I could see the tits on half the (male) Saints fans from there!

And if you've ever seen Beattie without his shirt on, his waist is tiny.

Do you think they're fat and would you be willing to post a picture of yourself so we can compare?

 

[beightonblade]

Here yer go.......................me at Laguna Beach.

Aye there fat pie eaters.

 

[keenzy]

There fat. You dont need a pic of me linz. :d

 

[S64 Blade]

I could see the fat Wednesday fan (tango man is it?) on Sunday joining in with the you fat bastard chants to Kenny. Bearing in mind this fella was at the opposite end of the ground from me, i could still spot his pale white stomach nudging the bloke in front of him.

 

[silverfox]

I thought this was a thread about me??

 

[RIP Niftos]

He's not fat.

Kevin Pressman - he was fat.

That black death you got on your face in that pic BB?

 

[ScUzZ]

I'm not fat, it's glandular

 

[butchaboy]

I'm not fat, it's glandular

haha, your mum was so fat, when she was cleaning the cages, they said, hey!, look at that hippopotamus :lol:

 

[beightonblade]

That black death you got on your face in that pic BB?

Black eye 'our gert' gave me when i told her to leave the sticky toffee puddin alone cause her arse was starting to look big in her LBD.

 

[rachyblade]

And if you've ever seen Beattie without his shirt on, his waist is tiny.

MMMMMMM most nights in my dreams

 

[ScUzZ]

haha, your mum was so fat, when she was cleaning the cages, they said, hey!, look at that hippopotamus :lol:

Haha actually my dad when he was dating my mum once took her to the zoo and took a pic of her infront of the elephants, he was getting her to move left a bit, back a bit, when the pic was developed she was stood bang next to a massive sign that said 'Large Mammals'. We all still laugh when we see the photo

And one Christmas mum asked him to surprise her with her present, it was a huge box to start with and she was proper excited, opening that revealed a smaller box inside and a smaller box inside that and so on until (after about 20 minutes) it got down to a box about 6" X 4", when she opened it there was a bag of clothes pegs.

Good job she's got a sense of humour

 

[Greasy Chip Butty]

And one Christmas mum asked him to surprise her with her present, it was a huge box to start with and she was proper excited, opening that revealed a smaller box inside and a smaller box inside that and so on until (after about 20 minutes) it got down to a box about 6" X 4", when she opened it there was a bag of clothes pegs.

Good job she's got a sense of humour

I got a box of frosties for my birthday once.
Only opened and was gutted to find out that there were no frosties, just a strange luminous looking t shirt.

 

[Barney_Rubble]

Like Billy Connolly says: "I'n not retaining water, I'm retaining CHIPS!" I wouldn't mind being as slim as Paddy was when he was fat!:cry2:

 

[dingledog]

I was taking it personally until I realised it WAS about SF and not me.