Pinchy
Blade, not Bladey.
Ah, the land of ice, snow and hoof.
No more than three passes now! And don't forget the sacred POMO.
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Sure did wiz.Well that told you Jonboy!![]()
No posts since 10:52 this morning?
Wilder needs to step it up.
This could be quite significant. He'd be a big signing for them, don't think they'd sign Leonard too. It would only make us more likely to get him.
Morgan was a good centre-back and leader but an appallingly useless coach, yet people talk about bringinimback. Staggering.
90% of you try to ignore it.
It seems an improved bid has been made, and turned down, for Lenny. It's not yet clear whether that was from Sheffield or Millwall. Our local paper is promising more news today. Exciting this isn't it? In other news of the Blues, it seems we are going to persevere with Nile Ranger when he gets out of the nick. Nothing to do with this thread, but I knew you would want to know as we both have an interest in players that have been banged up.
Yep, Nile has done some pretty nasty stuff in his past. Maybe prison will help him to mend his ways. Sorry, I'm way off topic here.Ours wrongfully convicted. Ranger is just a vile bastard in all fairness.
Yep, Nile has done some pretty nasty stuff in his past. Maybe prison will help him to mend his ways. Sorry, I'm way off topic here.
Back to Lenny...........give us more money you tight fisted gits, we have a crumbling ground and convicts to support you know.
This is Yorkshire mate! The land of "arr much is it?". Like Scots with the generosity squeezed out. There's no way we'll be offering any more money. That brown envelope we sent you, stashed with 10 bob notes, is our final offer. Take it or leave it!
(Wait: I'll throw in my old Etch-a-Sketch as well).
But on post #137 of this epic thread you kindly saidYep, Nile has done some pretty nasty stuff in his past. Maybe prison will help him to mend his ways. Sorry, I'm way off topic here.
Back to Lenny...........give us more money you tight fisted gits, we have a crumbling ground and convicts to support you know.
so shouldn't you be giving us money for our more crumbling ground....Bramall Lane better than Roots Hall...........you're having a laugh![]()
But on post #137 of this epic thread you kindly said
so shouldn't you be giving us money for our more crumbling ground....![]()
Would love to but you guys need to realise we're more like Poundland than Harrods.The mention of our ground and one of our current players in the same breath as the word 'Epic' takes my breath away, thank you. As for ground maintenance, it costs money to keep Roots Hall in it's current state. Those of you who came down last season can confirm just how much character and charm it has...................this is getting a bit far fetched now I think. Just cough up and let this thread reach a finale eh?
I'd like to apologise on behalf of all genuine football loving Blades for the damage inflicted on the beautiful game by the likes of Dinosaur Dave Bassett, Ol' Big Nose Warnock and Semi-Pro Blackwell.
The grotesque anti-football "played" by mediocrities like Vinnie Jones, Paul Williams, Jostein Flo, Mark Morris, Wally Fucking Downes, Nick Montgomery, Michael Doyle and countless others, was a disgrace to the shirt worn by Tony Currie, Alan Woodward, Len Badger. I am truly sorry.
We aided and abetted Charles Hughes and John Beck in bringing the Sunday League to professional football. We dispensed with skill, creativity, vision and style, in favour of a "Kick it Long; Kick it Hard; Kick it High" philosophy of despair. We sought to destroy proper football over many decades. I unreservedly apologise.
Even today, here in S2, there are those who yearn for a '3 pass rule' whereby possession is automatically turned over after a team's third touch of the ball. We like the results under Wilder but don't like the way in which they are achieved. We long to gerritforrard and gerritintbox. We want nowt-fancy, upanatem, Neanderthal pub football. We want to see football as ugly, outdated and out of place as an ill-fitting toupée.
For all this, I am ashamed and sincerely apologise. Pele forgive us.
And yet we won't be waiting long for the next instalment of "How great Dave Bassett was". We never are. You miss one dinosaur; another comes round the corner.
It doesn't happen at any of his other clubs and football beyond the S2 wastelands regards him as a brief and long-forgotten stain on its character, like Hughes, Beck and all the other non-footballing "three passes are more than enough" drivel fraternity.
The membership of this forum is predominantly Bassett generation and by Pele, it shows. I'm just sorry you hoofers know nothing better, which fact is reinforced by your inability to understand that there is a right way to play this game: Proper football, not upanatem, underdog, nowt-fancy shadow-chasing.
Luckily Tufty understands it. That's why he and I use the same terminology and 90% of you try to ignore it.
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I did. I followed them home and away. Leicester was fantastic. Wembley was an embarrassment. The Pigs gave us a football lesson from first to last.
He was the right man at the right time, I've said that repeatedly but I have come to realise that his legacy has done damage to our reputation (Wimbledon of the North etc.) and distorted the way our fans see football. Many of them, despite your protestations, would still rather be upanatem underdogs gerrinstuckin and gerrinitintbox rather than defeat the opposition by playing better football which, to the horror of S2 diehards, is actually the "right way" (as Tufty often emphasises, but people pretend he doesn't).
The most risible of all S2 myths is that his football philosophy has the slightest application in the 21st century. Hence the occasional calls (most recently when rightly sacked by Chesterfield) for the return of that useless article and nowt-fancy advocate Morgan to some sort of coaching role. Incredible, but true.
I want my team to play football better than I could ever imagine, not a supercharged version of what I could watch in a public park. Tuftyball is streets ahead of anything ever produced by DD or OBN. Ask Kevin Gage if I've got it wrong.
It seems an improved bid has been made, and turned down, for Lenny. It's not yet clear whether that was from Sheffield or Millwall. Our local paper is promising more news today. Exciting this isn't it? In other news of the Blues, it seems we are going to persevere with Nile Ranger when he gets out of the nick. Nothing to do with this thread, but I knew you would want to know as we both have an interest in players that have been banged up.
By us or fuck off I'm Millwall!?New bid has been rejected.
I'd like to know how much were bidding on this fella.
Wilder will more likely than not move on now.
Bassett is revered not because of his style of play but for the enormous overachievement during his time with the club that was at the time, in all sorts of financial difficulty. For providing us with special days like Leicester, Man U (PL Opening day and FA Cup), Liverpool, the derby double , Back to back promotions. Unearthing gems like Brian Deane, Tony Agana, Alan Kelly etc. for a pittance, bringing through the likes of Dane Whitehouse . OK the football could be crude (but not so exclusively as you suggest). When we didn’t have the personnel (after the sale of Deane) it became awful to watch. But he was a successful manager for us and should be remembered as such. He unearthed bargains and built teams that were more than the sum of their parts. You may be opposed to the style of football (not an unreasonable viewpoint) but to diminish the attributes and achievements he brought to the club is just distastefully disrespectful. You have, at times, in your more sensible moments acknowledged his achievements yourself. This extreme caricature stance you like to take on at times does you no credit.
You're too polite to him Dane. Some of his disrespect is a disgrace frankly.
He also shows his ignorance with that post too. Wally was a dirty sod and his training methods in the old gym were agricultural to say the least (the rules are there are no rules) but he could play properly too.
He obviously missed a number of other players not mentioned during those eras he so loathed. Plenty who could play, some who could also mix it, others who couldnt.
Most of us love good football and last season was one of the best, but anyone who didn't enjoy 89-93 can't be a Blade for me.
I thought Gary Sinclair was out of order telling the dissenters under Adkins to watch Barcelona, but this one probably should. He can only have had a lifetime of misery watching us.
There was no misery watching John Harris' football team, yet Bassett is mentioned ten times as often on here. That's disgraceful.
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