Jose baxter

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

On the flip side, he shows good entrepreneurial spirit

what a great message this sends out to young kids

 

[sheffielder]

what a great message this sends out to young kids

Maybe he could go round Academy's talking to all the young players whilst he has some downtime in operations.

 

[blade67]

totally amazing that Everton want to be linked with this guy.

He could finish and he could pick a pass in League 1. Maybe a decent league 1 false 9 or number 10.

Unlike DCL, who is clearly an athlete and one for the future, I can't see why a premiership club would want a player with this background around the younger players at the club. He's surely going to get nowhere near their 1st team.

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

yeah how to get axed by a Third Division club to the Premiership after being total shite and caught doing gear. 'The Easy life' by J Baxter

 

[TonyAgana]

Stay classy

I'm speaking from personal experience. One where a touch of compassion might have made a difference. My intentionally crass remark was intended as a reflection of some of the hateful bile I've read on this thread. There's very little class on display here.

 

[JohnDenver]

If you're an Everton academy kid, the sight of this overweight, prematurely aged, washed-up and twice banned footballer is going to show you how fragile your career is.

Baxter has no future high up in the game, but if his presence helps him and Everton then there's little harm. The idea that Everton's kids will infer from Baxter's story that footballers can get away with anything is a bit far fetched. The bloke's a warning from history, not a role model...

 

[I should coco]

he bloke's a warning from history, not a role model...

That is a decent point as an 'anti-role model' but he is such a wanker, I'm not sure he'll see it that way.

Spunked his chances and tossed it off but still comes up smelling of roses. "All right la, dee do doh don't de doh"

 

[The Crab]

Collins sorted




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Very good. I'd have put a pint of milk as it turns quicker than Collins

 

[Chief_Froley]

McCabe could be played by Leslie Neilson

An excellent casting choice if not for the fact that Mr Neilson got struck with a terrible bout of death in 2010.

 

[Sean Thornton]

An excellent casting choice if not for the fact that Mr Neilson got struck with a terrible bout of death in 2010.

"Nice beaver"

 

[Chief_Froley]

"Nice beaver"

"Thanks, we just had him stuffed (and then used as a makeshift lamp stand)" Leslie Neilson's family - 2010

 

[The Crab]

"Nice beaver"

"Is this some kinda bust?"

 

[Sean Thornton]

Nice to see Metalblade is still on the ball though.

 

[Jon P]

Isn't Baxter back and able to play this summer? I think he's served his ban? Yes I'm that bored.

 

[SwissBlade]

Isn't Baxter back and able to play this summer? I think he's served his ban? Yes I'm that bored.

Nobody knows how long the ban is do they?

 

[Th!stledo]

Isn't Baxter back and able to play this summer? I think he's served his ban? Yes I'm that bored.

WTF has it to do with us now that he is an Everton player?

 

[Jon P]

WTF has it to do with us now that he is an Everton player?

Whoa cool your jets, I read Roys recent update and it just got me thinking about other ex-players. And i did say i was bored!

 

[blades78]

According to wikipedia his ban expires in July 2017. Will probably end up at Tranmere.

 

[TJB.]

According to wikipedia his ban expires in July 2017. Will probably end up at Tranmere.

I've heard he's going into media work.

He's after Top Gear. YHIHF.

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

I've heard he's going into media work.

He's after Top Gear. YHIHF.

Deal or No Deal??

 

[TJB.]

Deal or No Deal??

Depends if The Price Is Right.

 

[Kevincarterversion2.0]

Baxter's ban ended this summer. He is free to play next season.

 

[TJB.]

Baxter's ban ended this summer. He is free to play next season.

Wilder loves a player with something to prove...

 

[wizadry]

When Christmas comes around he's doing the next Coke adverts, jumping off Reindeers whilst on a roof fucked off his face.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

He'll be on tipping point next, turns out the tipping point from coherent but smashed to absolutely steamin' is 8 pints, 2 voddy and cokes and a couple of decent pills.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Followed by an appearance on The Chase. No, not the quiz show. A documentary on the authorities (busies) trying to track him down for a drugs test.