Nightmare scenario

[blade too long]

for DKC and his mates



ring urgently , your obviously deranged

we have lost 3 in 36, the form team in the division and now we are going to lose 3 in 4
with the best team in the division by a street,
your beyond help or have even worse turned to the blue side

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Smash fuckin lot up if it does.

 

[blade too long]

how , just how can some of our fans see other teams even shit like Bolton being capable of trenendous late unbeatewn runs
but can easily see united collapse from being the best team in the league

what the fuck is up wqith them

and dont say its because weve lost in a play offs

its a death wish , its far beyond reasonable common sense

 

[SuperBobbyHatton]

We're going to need a bigger boat.

 

[Aston max]

 

[Harry's Game]

Wednesday 5th April 2017

Oxford Utd 1-2 Fleetwood

Sheff Utd 1-1 Coventry

Saturday 8th April 2017

Oldham 0-0 Fleetwood

Scunthorpe 0-3 Bolton

Northampton 2-1 Sheff United

Friday 14th April 2017

Peterborough United 2-3 Fleetwood Town

Port Vale 3-2 Sheffield United

Saturday 15th April 2017

Oldham Athletic 0-0 Bolton Wanderers

Monday 17th April 2017

Sheffield United 2-2 Bradford City

Fleetwood Town 2-0 Millwall

Tuesday 18th April 2017

Bolton Wanderers 2-1 Bury

Saturday 22nd April 2017

Gillingham 1-4 Fleetwood Town

MK Dons 1-0 Sheffield United

Port Vale 0-0 Bolton Wanderers

..which would mean that going into the final home game v Chesterfield the league table looked like this:

Team Played GD Points

Bolton 45 33 87
Sheff Utd 45 29 84
Fleetwood 45 26 82

 

[BushBlade]

for DKC and his mates

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ring urgently , your obviously deranged

we have lost 3 in 36, the form team in the division and now we are going to lose 3 in 4
with the best team in the division by a street,
your beyond help or have even worse turned to the blue side

Because teams never fuck up.

 

[Edinblade]

What an absolutely idiot post today. Something's are just best unsaid.
True Blades would never post this on a day like today. Now enjoy the moment and think positive.

 

[Blade56]

What an absolutely idiot post today. Something's are just best unsaid.
True Blades would never post this on a day like today. Now enjoy the moment and think positive.

Don't doubt he's a true blade, difference between him and most is he said it out load!



But TBH everyone has thunk it deep down

 

[derfblade.3]

On me way t match. We may not be promoted tonight but i'll tell you what......Cuventry's gunna get smashed! UTB!

 

[bigbirdblade]

Really with this man at the helm?...............

It would make for an exciting finale to the season though, wouldn't it? Especially if Ched started for Chesterfield.

No

 

[BushBlade]

Don't doubt he's a true blade, difference between him and most is he said it out load!



But TBH everyone has thunk it deep down

Tbf though, I wouldn't be posting what I have if I thought it would really happen.

 

[TBW57]

Proper nightmare scenarios

1 Needing a poo and not being able to find anywhere to have one in private
2 Being caught between bus stops making you late for school even though you left over 40 years ago
3 Your lass asks you whether you shagged her friend and you can't remember doing so but feel guilty anyway
4 You've written a play but lost the script and the first show is tomorrow so you try & write it again but in pencil on shiny paper so it doesn't show up
5 You think you might have murdered someone years ago. You can't really remember but feel guilty anyway
6 You buried the person you murdered under a shed in the park and when you went past just now it was being knocked down
7 Someone attacks you with a chuffing big knife and you try to shout HELP but nothing comes out except a croak
8 A huge dog attacks you and you try to shout HELP (see above)

I get all of these regularly but I have never yet had a dream as mad as United failing to beat Coventry and then not being promoted.

 

[Aston max]

If that happens i will bare my arse and get my cock out on these.

FFS lets not start this again Ldn_Rd_Blades is already getting a blow job off my missus if we go straight through to the prem

 

[United Aren't Back.]

It would make for an exciting finale to the season though, wouldn't it? Especially if Ched started for Chesterfield.

How's the promotion push going? How many has the big eared cunt scored?

 

[BigBed]

And maybe we will sign Hammond (some sick just came up!!) to bolster our midfield next season!!!


It's never going to happen!!!

 

[1973Blade]

Part One of the nightmare scenario avoided!

 

[blade too long]

Wednesday 5th April 2017
Sheff Utd 1-1 Coventry
Team Played GD Points
Bolton 45 33 87
Sheff Utd 45 29 84
Fleetwood 45 26 82

 

[cahill]

Robby get a grip for fx sake we've been up for weeks now, ok not numerically or literally but the season has to follow its course. Scunny went, Fleetwood started losing eg Swindon home, Bradford can't win games. Only surprise has been a resurgent Bolton after it looked like they'd blown it. If we're honest it's been a procession since Xmas

 

[blade too long]

Wednesday 5th April 2017

Oxford Utd 1-2 Fleetwood

Sheff Utd 1-1 Coventry

Saturday 8th April 2017

Oldham 0-0 Fleetwood

Scunthorpe 0-3 Bolton

Northampton 2-1 Sheff United

Friday 14th April 2017

Peterborough United 2-3 Fleetwood Town

Port Vale 3-2 Sheffield United

Saturday 15th April 2017

Oldham Athletic 0-0 Bolton Wanderers

Monday 17th April 2017

Sheffield United 2-2 Bradford City

Fleetwood Town 2-0 Millwall

Tuesday 18th April 2017

Bolton Wanderers 2-1 Bury

Saturday 22nd April 2017

Gillingham 1-4 Fleetwood Town

MK Dons 1-0 Sheffield United

Port Vale 0-0 Bolton Wanderers

..which would mean that going into the final home game v Chesterfield the league table looked like this:

Team Played GD Points

Bolton 45 33 87
Sheff Utd 45 29 84
Fleetwood 45 26 82

april 24 points available
your prediction , only 18 points out for one months results in the end
good try

and people say I cant predict stuff

 

[coolhandluke]

To be fair to Dkc how many of us DIDNT think that at some point or another we'd slip up ? I went into games against the likes of Bolton , Coventry and Milwall thinking we'd fuck it up . But thats what has been different this season . Not only did we not fuck it up , we won and we won easily . All the Club's thinking we'd bottle it under pressure from the chasing pack would have been demoralised as we literally blew them all away .

The Blades under Wilder are relentless .

 

[Robby Blade]

To be fair to Dkc how many of us DIDNT think that at some point or another we'd slip up ? I went into games against the likes of Bolton , Coventry and Milwall thinking we'd fuck it up . But thats what has been different this season . Not only did we not fuck it up , we won and we won easily . All the Club's thinking we'd bottle it under pressure from the chasing pack would have been demoralised as we literally blew them all away .

The Blades under Wilder are relentless .

I for one never had a doubt after PortVale at home despite my missing Sept Oct and most of Nov. After reading reports on here and catching up at Charlton it was obvious this was going tp be a special season. Just never imagined how special.

 

[blade too long]

To be fair to Dkc how many of us DIDNT think that at some point or another we'd slip up ? .

the unbelievers

Chris is the word
and the word is good

let me hear you say ... hallelujah

oh happy days , oh happy days
when Knilly was
was a good friend of mine

 

[RammyBlade]

A far more likely scenario is us winning the last 6 games and finishing on 100 points. With the way we have played this season, that is far more likely.

Are you clairvoyant Smirth oh mighty one ? PS what are the lotttery numbers for this friday and saturday ?

 

[RammyBlade]

Think I have more chance of pulling her than this happening
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Where have you got a picture of my missus from ? Bastard !

 

[blade67]

daft thread. I knew we were up after Millwall, if we were going to bottle it, it would have started there.

UTB