Worry for next season.

[Sean Thornton]

What if Paul Mitchell's car runs out of petrol on a scouting mission?

Unlikely, but you never know........ Keeping me awake at night.

 

[Davalon]

His brother Phil can tow him to his garage if he can stay off the sauce long enough.

 

[Sean Thornton]

His brother Phil can tow him to his garage if he can stay off the sauce long enough.

Well that's a relief. Just the wonky table leg in the platinum suite to worry about now.

 

[blade too long]

I worry about the balti pies being up to standard

its bad form beating all and sundry and them not having at least the consolation of a decent pie

 

[metalblade]

What if Paul Mitchell's car runs out of petrol on a scouting mission?

Unlikely, but you never know........ Keeping me awake at night.

Might be a good thing .................. he drives a Diesel what does FMBlade1 think?

 

[Benny and the Blades]

It's the price of Sundays programmes that's keeping me awake at nights.
I mean,will they be able to sell them all and if they do will it be before I get one!!!!!!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Might be a good thing .................. he drives a Diesel what does FMBlade1 think?

Well that just makes it worse!


Not enough before he starts threads?

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Tbh his Citroen 2CV was fine for Chesterfield, but it's damn well time he upgraded it now.

 

[Sean Thornton]

It's the price of Sundays programmes that's keeping me awake at nights.
I mean,will they be able to sell then all and if they do will it be before I get one!!!!!!

Imagine paying a fiver and then losing it !!!! I'd rather Alan Knill took the Arsenal job.

 

[FMBlade1]

Might be a good thing .................. he drives a Diesel what does FMBlade1 think?

Its ok, me and Ricky would be able to cover for him

(don't know how to tag him unfortunately xd)

 

[Sean Thornton]

Its ok, me and Ricky would be able to cover for him

Kudos FM.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I'm worried that when I run on the pitch after the Chesterfield game I will be the only one being an irresponsible twat and everyone else will sit in the stands booing me.
Then Wilder will refuse to bring the team out because of my behaviour, so everyone will miss the players final lap of honour because of me.
I will be seized by an angry mob when I leave the pitch and torn apart in the carpark.
As a result the FA will suspend United from the football league and the club will go out of business.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Its ok, me and Ricky would be able to cover for him

(don't know how to tag him unfortunately xd)

A fellow poster helped me with tagging, you simply type "@" followed by the forum members user name. As you are typing it, names will appear and then just click on the correct one.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Im very concerned that when i get my clapper out that i got from the Star,people will look down their nose at me

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'm worried that when I run on the pitch after the Chesterfield game I will be the only one being an irresponsible twat and everyone else will sit in the stands booing me.
Then Wilder will refuse to bring the team out because of my behaviour, so everyone will miss the players final lap of honour because of me.
I will be seized by an angry mob when I leave the pitch and torn apart in the carpark.
As a result the FA will suspend United from the football league and the club will go out of business.

In that dream did your dead grandma chase you and you were having to wade through treacle naked, while Gary Megson took photographs of you?

 

[The Crab]

Im very concerned that when i get my clapper out that i got from the Star,people will look down their nose at me

I'm more concerned that you bought a Star, when proper toilet paper is so much better

 

[Sean Thornton]

Im very concerned that when i get my clapper out that i got from the Star,people will look down their nose at me

Just watch Ricky and copy the original tune he'll be clapping out whilst shouting at everyone around him for singing the Magic Hat song again.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Just watch Ricky and copy the original tune he'll be clapping out whilst shouting at everyone around him for singing the Magic Hat song again.

Is the Magic Hat song out of favour already?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

In that dream did your dead grandma chase you and you were having to wade through treacle naked, while Gary Megson took photographs of you?

It was worse than that. Gary Megson was trying to pleasure me with a Star Clapper while I was trapped in the treacle.

 

[Sean Thornton]

It was worse than that. Gary Megson was trying to pleasure me with a Star Clapper while I was trapped in the treacle.

not just me then....

 

[snootyfenooty]

I'm more concerned that you bought a Star, when proper toilet paper is so much better

I find the Star slightly better than Izal actually. More absorbent, but on the downside does leave newsprint stain around your arse.

 

[The Crab]

It was worse than that. Gary Megson was trying to pleasure me with a Star Clapper while I was trapped in the treacle.

 

[The Crab]

I find the Star slightly better than Izal actually. More absorbent, but on the downside does leave newsprint stain around your arse.

Izal's better if you're bored though, you can trace something. I've never found anything in the Star to relieve my boredom

 

[Maidenhead]

I worry about the balti pies being up to standard

its bad form beating all and sundry and them not having at least the consolation of a decent pie

Never mind balti pies, find out who supplies the pasties to Bristol Rovers and get em in the Lane pronto!

 

[snootyfenooty]

Izal's better if you're bored though, you can trace something.

Haha fuckin' hell. Took me back a few years that one!

 

[Bayingblade]

I find the Star slightly better than Izal actually. More absorbent, but on the downside does leave newsprint stain around your arse.

I'm intrigued as to know who told you that and how they found themselves in the position to establish that fact?

 

[Boxer Blade]

What if Paul Mitchell's car runs out of petrol on a scouting mission?

Unlikely, but you never know........ Keeping me awake at night.

Try going to bed in the afternoon, it may help :-?

 

[BushBlade]

I'm intrigued as to know who told you that and how they found themselves in the position to establish that fact?

Well having wiped my arse on both, I concur.

 

[snootyfenooty]

I'm intrigued as to know who told you that and how they found themselves in the position to establish that fact?

I used to be a bit more flexible in those days. Now I can't even see my fuckin' navel and I dread to think what it looks like below that.

 

[flashinblade1889]

His brother Phil can tow him to his garage if he can stay off the sauce long enough.

What about his other brother there Grant is he still 'Chasing dem Baddies' about we need to know