Sheffield clubs summed up in two tweets

[s4-blade]

It's the 10 bob, tinpot Star Football Awards tonight and here's the two tables...

First the pork with their coffee, water and wine on a nicely set out table...


And now we come to Wilder's army, bottles of peroni on ice with empties all over the table and everyone looking half way to being pissed before it goes dark...


What a club!

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

The latter table hosts the Champions

The former table hosts a team who are bricking it

 

[alcoblade]

Let's hope ours start a scrap and kick the crap out of them.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Wendy have spent all their money on Jordan "dont give a shit" Rhodes, they cannot afford Peroni on our scale.

#bow to the champs u knobs.

 

[spongebobblade]

"And the winner of the Sheffield Star team of the year goes to........ Doncaster Rovers"

#whatfuckinghiddenagenda

 

[David Lee's first touch]

Absolute qualitea and for the snacks tuna baguette vs greasy chip butty. You can shove your fanny meat up your arse snort beast bastards

 

[LoughboroBlade]

"And the winner of the Sheffield Star team of the year goes to........ Doncaster Rovers"

#whatfuckinghiddenagenda

 

[northsomersetblade]

Wilder: Where the fuck's that waiter got to with those bottles of champagne I asked for?

 

[LoughboroBlade]

 

[spongebobblade]

 

[SRBlade]

It's the 10 bob, tinpot Star Football Awards tonight and here's the two tables...

First the pork with their coffee, water and wine on a nicely set out table...


And now we come to Wilder's army, bottles of peroni on ice with empties all over the table and everyone looking half way to being pissed before it goes dark...


What a club!

Why is it Peroni and not some local ale?

I'm also expecting the a 'Peroni stand' next season given the amount the squad have supped this month!

 

[Craniotomie]

Well they have can't let the Massive go home empty handed now can they?

"

 

[coolhandluke]

It's the 10 bob, tinpot Star Football Awards tonight and here's the two tables...

First the pork with their coffee, water and wine on a nicely set out table...


And now we come to Wilder's army, bottles of peroni on ice with empties all over the table and everyone looking half way to being pissed before it goes dark...


What a club!

Alan Knill looks like hes about to fall off his chair . Top Man !

 

[ForgeBlade]

"Special Award." Almost like they had to make an award up so their favourite team won something isn't it?

But they're not biased. Not at all. No sir. Completely neutral...

 

[northsomersetblade]

Well they have can't let the Massive go home empty handed now can they?

"

Here you go fellas...you deserve it

 

[LoughboroBlade]

"Special Award." Almost like they had to make an award up so their favourite team won something isn't it?

But they're not biased. Not at all. No sir. Completely neutral...

So in summary...

"They'll probably give the best team award to Donny" – it goes to us. As does the golden boot award and best manager award. Generally speaking local press like to spread out awards, but we've actually won all three of any real note – a pretty decent reflection of our season really.

Wednesday get some minor award of no remotely major note for their anniversary: bias suggested. Blimey.

 

[bladesmanluke]

The special award. Priceless

 

[ForgeBlade]

So in summary...

"They'll probably give the best team award to Donny" – it goes to us. As does the golden boot award and best manager award. Generally speaking local press like to spread out awards, but we've actually won all three of any real note – a pretty decent reflection of our season really.

Wednesday get some minor award of no remotely major note for their anniversary: bias suggested. Blimey.

Not trying to ignore the awards they gave us, which, let's be honest, were pretty much shoe-ins given how this season has gone.

 

[Sheffsteel]

The Star had no choice
What Chris Wilder has done feels like a miracle.
We're not just playing successful football but playing some beautiful really entertaining football.
Even Bassett and Warnock, although very successful, never had us playing beautiful football.

Wilder deserves all the plaudits.
I won't forget what he's done and from my point of view has bought himself a lot of time and patience if things ever go pear shaped next season. Just hope I'm not in the minority and our fans don't start insulting Wilder and calling for his head if we're bottom after 4 matches, like some did this season.

 

[Grappler]

Didn't Billy Sharp and John Fleck get "joint player of the year" as well? I am sure my missus read that out?

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Not trying to ignore the awards they gave us, which, let's be honest, were pretty much shoe-ins given how this season has gone.

You'd have thought so, but that Pig Rag will probably give them to someone else to spite us, such is their long-standing bias and editorial direction and all.

 

[Grappler]

Dave Bassett got legend award as well I think

 

[Grappler]

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Didn't Billy Sharp and John Fleck get "joint player of the year" as well? I am sure my missus read that out?

Only for us – their player of the year awards are club specific.



Also, this was presented

 

[s4-blade]

Update from the blades table, peronis still in attendance in close proximity to the trophies.

 

[ballyblade]

Harry presented Sir Chris with his manager of the year award....Said he rang Chris after the fourth match of the season and said "what the fuck you playing at!" LEGEND!

 

[ElephantBlade]

Absolute qualitea and for the snacks tuna baguette vs greasy chip butty. You can shove your fanny meat up your arse snort beast bastards

Hahaha I'll never look at Tuna the same again

 

[Fanny magnet]

All this stuff about media bias just makes us sound a bit small time

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

the pork with their coffee, water and wine on a nicely set out table...

Tbf to the pigs it was a nice gesture allowing the waiter to sit them all night on their table. He just looks delighted to be there.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Here you go fellas...you deserve it

After 150 years it's still not polished.

Can't be done.