Incoming? Robbie Keane

[SouthEssexBlade]

If he did play for us he'd more than likely score. And then I'd be in a world of trouble, because he would do that fucking bow and arrow celebration thing, compelling me to run onto the pitch and slap him silly, the daft twat.
So it's a no from me I'm afraid.

Do you do proxy work?

If so give him a few slaps for me whilst you're out there. Or better still take an actual bow and arrow and stick a quiver in his butt cheek!

 

[BladeInIreland]

everyone at work would take the piss, it's a no from me.

 

[YES Blade]

A little birdy told me that Big Chris is in talks with Robbie Keane about signing him in the Summer.

Big Chris?

 

[itsinyerblood]

Think all anyone has to do is return to the OP, realise that it's Nade who was the author, try and visualise Wilder (I assume he's the Big Chris referred to?) trying to persuade a once rated player to sign for us, and accept it for what it is. Why not a strike force of Keane and Evans? Surely this is the dream team in a few poster's imagination? Quite simply, a load of tosh and a waste of everyone's time. Wilder will be looking to the future, and his choice of player won't extend to those who once shone, but who now offer a dull cameo of once illustrious careers.

 

[Nade]

I'm offended by the notion that I am not a reliable source and I am also offended by your signature.

It's P-funk, not B-funk.

 

[DifferentClass]

I'm offended by the notion that I am not a reliable source and I am also offended by your signature.

It's P-funk, not B-funk.

IIIYB needs to check his P-rivilege.

 

[itsinyerblood]

I'm offended by the notion that I am not a reliable source and I am also offended by your signature.

It's P-funk, not B-funk.

You fatty, are a presumptuous fatty. I'm completely au fait with Clinton and his various guises, and my distinct and personal interpretation of that well known phrase is just that, it's personal, not as you seem to suggest, incorrect. In future ask politely rather than admonish.

 

[itsinyerblood]

IIIYB needs to check his P-rivilege.

See my post above for the explanation to your question. And while we're at it, you've added one too many I's in your abbreviation of my screen name.

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

Yes I'm sure he can't wait to trade in that LA lifestyle and big wages.

Classic

 

[Caseh]

I seem to have a habit of getting Wilders signings wrong, so I'll go with the flow...

 

[The Crab]

Horseshit

Where you 'erd this pal?

 

[Davalon]

Should be no just for that poncey forward roll celebration

 

[The Crab]

Should be no just for that poncey forward roll celebration

I think at his age the celebration would be a bit more Stannah Stairlift wouldn't it

 

[Davalon]

I think at his age the celebration would be a bit more Stannah Stairlift wouldn't it

No doubt. Bit like Jags pathetic cartwheel the other week