Trophy Cabinet

[brownie4583]

When our trophy cabinet is opened later in the month to store the League 1 winners trophy will the person opening it need breathing apparatus with all the dust and how many dead spiders will be present in there
Will they still have the key after all these years?

 

[s4-blade]

What trophy cabinet?

 

[brownie4583]

Last opened in 1982 I reckon

 

[BanbridgeBlade]

We got a silver plate the year we were promoted to the prem

 

[metalblade]

Were having a new one big enough to hold half a dozen trophies

 

[JordoBlade]

We put a dinner plate in it when we were promoted to the prem

 

[Weasel]

There's a good chance Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa could be sat inside it playing cards or feeding oats to Shergar.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Saw McCabe today in Argos and he was looking at cabinets, he was on the phone to the Prince and said something like I'm not paying £60 for that, we'll let Bolton have it.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Move over Steel City Challenge Trophy...

 

[JohnDenver]

When they opened King Tut's tomb, stuff just fell to bits when the outside air got in for the first time in thousands of years.

I might email the club as our Precambrian silver collection must be worth a few bob.

 

[Harry's Game]

Paul Woolhouse will fall out when it's opened.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

When our trophy cabinet is opened later in the month to store the League 1 winners trophy will the person opening it need breathing apparatus with all the dust and how many dead spiders will be present in there
Will they still have the key after all these years?

Not true , we have been claiming for silver metal polish in our company tax returns and accounts for the last 20 years .

key to the cabinet on Kevs front door entrance to the lane key ring .

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Paul Woolhouse will fall out when it's opened.

Hide and seek champion 1992.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Paul Woolhouse will fall out when it's opened.

More like Woolhouse emptied the trophy cabinet the day he fucked off with the match day cash takings .

 

[brownie4583]

Saw McCabe today in Argos and he was looking at cabinets, he was on the phone to the Prince and said something like I'm not paying £60 for that, we'll let Bolton have it.

This 1 looks good

 

[COME BACK CHED]

The Trophy needs to be sat on a mantlepiece , somewhere in Stocksbridge for a couple of weeks at least , Wilder deserves that .

 

[SHOREHAMST.com]

On this subject - is there any photos of the actual trophies we were present the first time we won each of the other 3 divisions?

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

The Trophy needs to be sat on a mantlepiece , somewhere in Stocksbridge for a couple of weeks at least , Wilder deserves that .

Yer can stick it our dinning room for a couple of weeks eh Chris?

 

[brownie4583]

On this subject - is there any photos of the actual trophies we were present the first time we won each of the other 3 divisions?

That's the division 4 winners trophy 1982

 

[Martino]

Don't forget the Yorkshire and Humberside cup.

 

[Trigger Blade]

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That's the division 4 winners trophy 1982

Every trophy photo before that one will be in black and white

 

[brownie4583]

Div 2 1952/53
Div 1 1898/99

 

[Martino]

 

[3-GBlade]

Wait for Shergar an Lord Lucan to hit the headlines anytime soon!!

 

[Martino]

looks like the 2nd div was a shield

 

[Sean Thornton]

When our trophy cabinet is opened later in the month to store the League 1 winners trophy will the person opening it need breathing apparatus with all the dust and how many dead spiders will be present in there
Will they still have the key after all these years?

They'll find Woolhouses skeleton with the cup ticket money in there.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Bugger, I stashed my porn in there so nobody would ever find it.

 

[Groucho Blade]

This is the just the start, kids!

Don't forget we're gonna dominate the football world for next 1,000 years. They just got it wrong thinking that Madkins was gonna be the catalyst!

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...r-1000-years-sheffield-united-burnley-chelsea

 

[SwissBlade]

The accounts show that we've had a cleaning company dusting the cabinet

 

[SHOREHAMST.com]

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That's the division 4 winners trophy 1982

Nice one. Is there any more of it front on? Reason I'm asking is I plan to create silhouettes of each trophy from all 4 League Champion campaigns in order to put together a design for a pin badge.

Any help appreciated.