Explain this.

[Baw Heid]

When I was a lad we had a next door neighbour who was an upstanding model member of the community, drove an immaculately kept car, had a beautifully manicured lawn etc.

Every Saturday he would go to watch United or Wednesday (he was Scottish so I am not sure who he supported) and at 3pm he would start swearing and at 4.45 he would stop.

I had a mate like that and he was scottish. The first game we attended together he was behind me and when I heard the abuse and foul language from my back I was amazed to see my friend was the culprit. And yes he never swore at any other time although he was loud. Great memory that, wonder what happened to him

 

[LE3blade]

Many moons ago I was at a game where Lee Hughes turned out for the opposition. For most of the first half all this old guy did was abuse Lee Hughes in (the same) very colourful language (over and over again). Thankfully, someone had a word.

hopefully it was to continue with the abuse of the murdering cowardly bstard

 

[Liaminho9]

At the game last night a bloke came and sat in the row in front of me and spent the whole game moaning at the players every time they made a mistake.

Every misplaced or over hit pass. Every mis-control or loss of the ball in tackle and he was shouting at them. It went on all game even at 2-0 when O'shea mis-controlled one or Clarke was knocked off the ball. It was as if he wasn't aware that there were opponents on the pitch trying to stop us from playing our game. I hate to think what he'd have been like last season.

What is going on in the head of someone who attends football to essentially moan and be negative even when the team is winning, tops the league and is heading for promotion?

Not sat on the Family stand are you? Sounds exactly like the bloke that sits behind me.

 

[Bert]

and...???

raul

 

[raul]

raul

I did wonder about the bloke behind me. His snippets of conversation revealed he knows his football. His interpretation of my mimicry of the Sports Direct clad Youths in the Cov end suggests he knows less about irony.

Nearly Hello btw....

 

[Bert]

I did wonder about the bloke behind me. His snippets of conversation revealed he knows his football. His interpretation of my mimicry of the Sports Direct clad Youths in the Cov end suggests he knows less about irony.

Nearly Hello btw....

Irony? You were like a bloody Whirling Dervish.

 

[Balham]

Irony? You were like a bloody Whirling Dervish.

Watches football like he plays football.

 

[Trigger Blade]

raul

If I'd known, I could have given you advice on the Trig family technique for avoiding raul . Having identified him some time ago, we successfully sidestepped him on several occasions, in pubs, on trains, that kind of thing. Our successful run came to an end in the Rutland Arms earlier this season. Oddly enough, I've had a diametrically opposed experience with sitwell, who I've tried to meet more than once and failed. I suppose he might be using my technique on me

Speaking of coincidental proximity at Bramall Lane, we had one of our own last night. We arrived at our seats in the SS, Kop end, booked on Thursday last week. I booked them as close to the gangway as we could get them, just the end seat was booked. When we arrived, who should it be in that end seat, but one of this forum's posters (but obviously not raul, or Bert). Any guesses?

That set me wondering what are the odds of such an occurrence, out of 32,000 seats, some of which aren't available, away end, family stand, season tickets (he/she isn't a season ticket holder).

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

Out of 25k there is always going to be one of them not too far away. Uneducated

 

[Bert]

If I'd known, I could have given you advice on the Trig family technique for avoiding raul . Having identified him some time ago, we successfully sidestepped him on several occasions, in pubs, on trains, that kind of thing. Our successful run came to an end in the Rutland Arms earlier this season. Oddly enough, I've had a diametrically opposed experience with sitwell, who I've tried to meet more than once and failed. I suppose he might be using my technique on me

Speaking of coincidental proximity at Bramall Lane, we had one of our own last night. We arrived at our seats in the SS, Kop end, booked on Thursday last week. I booked them as close to the gangway as we could get them, just the end seat was booked. When we arrived, who should it be in that end seat, but one of this forum's posters (but obviously not raul, or Bert). Any guesses?

That set me wondering what are the odds of such an occurrence, out of 32,000 seats, some of which aren't available, away end, family stand, season tickets (he/she isn't a season ticket holder).

Pommpey?

 

[Blades80]

I've had to put up with a kid sat behind us all season playing with empty plastic bottles, shrieking at the slightest chance, shouts of pass it billy.. (when it's fleck on the ball) and just constantly talking shit.. now I don't have kids, but he's put me off for life!!

 

[Fanny magnet]

So in short their are a handful of 'proper fans ' on this forum who have to sit and endure the other 24000 twats every week who arent top blades like them

Hats off To ya fellas

 

[Foxy]

interpretation of my mimicry of the Sports Direct clad Youths in the Cov end

You didn't wave your fourstripe at em did you? #crepcheck

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

Some folk aren't happy unless they have something to complain about so they complain in any event. Best just to ignore them, they're ranting for their own entertainment anyway.

 

[Ernest]

Don't get me started about the uneducated fool that sits directly behind me. I like to call him 'Mr Sheffield United', because he thinks he knows everything about United and football in general, but in reality he hasn't got a f*cking clue.

After a few months of hearing nothing but bollocks, he came out with an absolute corker. His Nan (I believe), asked him a question regarding Ched Evans and his response was absolutely comical. It went something along the lines of, "I cannot comment on this matter as I am a club official and you don't know who is listening." I'm not joking, the kid must be about sixteen and his continuous prepubescent squealing-like noises directed at the referee indicate this. As for the comment about being a 'club official', I can only assume that he's the water-boy or something.

I hope they give him a more meaningful job next season so that he isn't f*cking sat behind me.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

If I'm honest the people I hear doing this tend to be every weekers.

They're allowed seeing as they've sat through years of shit every week

 

[sitwell]

If I'd known, I could have given you advice on the Trig family technique for avoiding raul . Having identified him some time ago, we successfully sidestepped him on several occasions, in pubs, on trains, that kind of thing. Our successful run came to an end in the Rutland Arms earlier this season. Oddly enough, I've had a diametrically opposed experience with sitwell, who I've tried to meet more than once and failed. I suppose he might be using my technique on me

Speaking of coincidental proximity at Bramall Lane, we had one of our own last night. We arrived at our seats in the SS, Kop end, booked on Thursday last week. I booked them as close to the gangway as we could get them, just the end seat was booked. When we arrived, who should it be in that end seat, but one of this forum's posters (but obviously not raul, or Bert). Any guesses?

That set me wondering what are the odds of such an occurrence, out of 32,000 seats, some of which aren't available, away end, family stand, season tickets (he/she isn't a season ticket holder).

Good at it arent I trig ,use the same tactics with many on here but nearly copped for raul at Rochdale and ended up with a nod from Brownie. I seem to bump into Flashing Matt and Foxy every game I go to away ,really need to polish my technique.

 

[Robby Blade]

Good at it arent I trig ,use the same tactics with many on here but nearly copped for raul at Rochdale and ended up with a nod from Brownie. I seem to bump into Flashing Matt and Foxy every game I go to away ,really need to polish my technique.

Thought you'd stop going Sitters. Not seen you once this season.

 

[sitwell]

Thought you'd stop going Sitters. Not seen you once this season.

Read above saw you in the cricks not long back was that this season ?

 

[blade too long]

At the game last night a bloke came and sat in the row in front of me and spent the whole game moaning at the players every time they made a mistake.

Every misplaced or over hit pass. Every mis-control or loss of the ball in tackle and he was shouting at them. It went on all game even at 2-0 when O'shea mis-controlled one or Clarke was knocked off the ball. It was as if he wasn't aware that there were opponents on the pitch trying to stop us from playing our game. I hate to think what he'd have been like last season.

What is going on in the head of someone who attends football to essentially moan and be negative even when the team is winning, tops the league and is heading for promotion?

what are you on about
Ive been on this forum and never heard one complaint over any player this season
apart from coutts early on , oh and Duffy and Moore and Clarke , and Hanson and Sharp , oh and Basham , and EEL

 

[coolhandluke]

Don't get me started about the uneducated fool that sits directly behind me. I like to call him 'Mr Sheffield United', because he thinks he knows everything about United and football in general, but in reality he hasn't got a f*cking clue.

After a few months of hearing nothing but bollocks, he came out with an absolute corker. His Nan (I believe), asked him a question regarding Ched Evans and his response was absolutely comical. It went something along the lines of, "I cannot comment on this matter as I am a club official and you don't know who is listening." I'm not joking, the kid must be about sixteen and his continuous prepubescent squealing-like noises directed at the referee indicate this. As for the comment about being a 'club official', I can only assume that he's the water-boy or something.

I hope they give him a more meaningful job next season so that he isn't f*cking sat behind me.

Ricky ?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ricky ?

We were all thinking it......

 

[Deleted member 875]

Good at it arent I trig ,use the same tactics with many on here but nearly copped for raul at Rochdale and ended up with a nod from Brownie. I seem to bump into Flashing Matt and Foxy every game I go to away ,really need to polish my technique.

I could have pointed out Silent Blade as he was very near you. I seem to see him at nearly every match, it is almost like he is omnipresent with his mop of grey hair, and with his facial expression and gestures honed through years of practice, even someone who understands very little sign language like me can understand immediately exactly what his thoughts on the match are.

I've almost met SwissBlade and HillmortonBlade but mutual friends didn't make the introduction......

I've also known WorkingtonBlade and axel smeets for a long time, before I put the dots together and realised that I knew who they actually was behind the username. Believe it or not I was thankful Workington didn't realise who my alter ego was on here at the time as he was once my manager at work.