Rent-A-Rivalry

[Blade for Sale]

Do you support a nonentity of a side with very little in the way of opportunity to vent spleen? Maybe you are too close to Premier League giants who regard you as little more than a skidmark in their y-fronts? Perhaps you are a 1 town club with a shallow gene pool who just itches to point that 6th digit on each hand at somebody, but there's nobody to hate? Or maybe you just need a door at which to lay the blame for the industrial scale thunderfuck your owners have made of your club?

Look no further. For no fee at all, Sheffield United FC and their vile hoards of fans are a perfect target for your vitriol. Try us out, what have you got to lose? Don't take our word for it....

"It's brilliant. Our club is about to fold into a black hole never to emerge again, and all it took was a concerted effort to derail their promotion push and we have rivals for (the rest of our) life" - Clive, Coventry

"I cannot recommend this highly enough. Despite us now having the greatest manager under the sun, we have managed to open up some festering wounds over a chap who used to manage us a few years back. Our existence is now complete. Thank you SUFC" - Tony, Oxford.

"Put'th kettle on an let me tell yer abaht'th needle wiv got gooin wi'th Blades from over'th'hill. Av not felt this alive since them Leeds fans called Fred Dibnah a cunt" - Cletus - Bolton.

 

[SwissBlade]

Blade for Sale Having a bad day duckie?

 

[alcoblade]

"Them bastards darn t' rooooad av got running wattter an leccy"

- Zacarius Dingle, Barnsley

 

[SwissBlade]

"Them bastards darn t' rooooad av got running wattter an leccy"

- Zacarius Dingle, Barnsley

Makes a change from complaining about Morgan

 

[snootyfenooty]

I just can't work up the enthusiasm to have a rivalry with another club, except one. I mean, if you dig not too deep, you'll probably find that most of the league clubs have beaten us sometime or another or been involved in some sort of shenanigans against us sometime in their history. No, for me rivalry is born and bred into you and you don't have to put any effort into it. It all boils down to one club and we know who they are. I simply loath the fuckers. Pure and simple. End of.

 

[bigbirdblade]

I just can't work up the enthusiasm to have a rivalry with another club, except one. I mean, if you dig not too deep, you'll probably find that most of the league clubs have beaten us sometime or another or been involved in some sort of shenanigans against us sometime in their history. No, for me rivalry is born and bred into you and you don't have to put any effort into it. It all boils down to one club and we know who they are. I simply loath the fuckers. Pure and simple. End of.

Yeah Colchester fc do that to me too.

 

[blade too long]

Carlisle are out on a limb , we can offer a service where we can bombard their forum with loathing and bile
They could go for the platinum abuse level or just settle for the silver abuse level
Within just a few days another club could hate our guts

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Do you support a nonentity of a side with very little in the way of opportunity to vent spleen? Maybe you are too close to Premier League giants who regard you as little more than a skidmark in their y-fronts? Perhaps you are a 1 town club with a shallow gene pool who just itches to point that 6th digit on each hand at somebody, but there's nobody to hate? Or maybe you just need a door at which to lay the blame for the industrial scale thunderfuck your owners have made of your club?

Look no further. For no fee at all, Sheffield United FC and their vile hoards of fans are a perfect target for your vitriol. Try us out, what have you got to lose? Don't take our word for it....

"It's brilliant. Our club is about to fold into a black hole never to emerge again, and all it took was a concerted effort to derail their promotion push and we have rivals for (the rest of our) life" - Clive, Coventry

"I cannot recommend this highly enough. Despite us now having the greatest manager under the sun, we have managed to open up some festering wounds over a chap who used to manage us a few years back. Our existence is now complete. Thank you SUFC" - Tony, Oxford.

"Put'th kettle on an let me tell yer abaht'th needle wiv got gooin wi'th Blades from over'th'hill. Av not felt this alive since them Leeds fans called Fred Dibnah a cunt" - Cletus - Bolton.

What a fuckin classic thread.

 

[DanOundogg]

Hull despising us puzzles me. Got a mate from there who supports City, sez they consider us their main rivals. . . .F*ck knows why.

 

[bigbirdblade]

Lets be honest, it's not just random clubs its the press and the FA among others who appear to not like us particularly.

 

[Stretch]

I just can't work up the enthusiasm to have a rivalry with another club, except one. I mean, if you dig not too deep, you'll probably find that most of the league clubs have beaten us sometime or another or been involved in some sort of shenanigans against us sometime in their history. No, for me rivalry is born and bred into you and you don't have to put any effort into it. It all boils down to one club and we know who they are. I simply loath the fuckers. Pure and simple. End of.

Well said Sir, well said indeed.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I hate every fucker, and I mean every fucker. I have a scale of 0-10, Pigs are 10 on that scale, Donny Belles are the lowest of the rest with 9.7

 

[boo radley]

These guys will like this. Victor Meldrew, WATOAOW and MartinBWFC.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

"Fucking Sheff United. The Norwich of the North. Bastards beat us in the playoffs. Even spitty Mauricio couldn't stop them. The bastards" - Curtis of Ipswich.

 

[Balham]

"Fucking Sheff United. The Norwich of the North. Bastards beat us in the playoffs. Even spitty Mauricio couldn't stop them. The bastards, they make me mad with rage" - Curtis of Ipswich.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Balham]

Blade for Sale you missed:

"Oi oi, I love our rivalry with them Norvern mahnkee caaaants. All it we did was cheat and getting away with it, gives us the perfect excuse for hating them" Bazza, East London

 

[Darthblade]

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"Them bastards darn t' rooooad av got running wattter an leccy"

- Zacarius Dingle, Barnsley

And to cap it all ....... indooer bogs wi paper !! - Barnaby dingle

UTB & FTP

 

[DifferentClass]

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And to cap it all ....... indooer bogs wi paper !! - Barnaby dingle

UTB & FTP

"And proper beths, no weshin' in sink for them posh dee dahs!"- Zephaniah Dingle

 

[Darthblade]

"And proper beths, no weshin' in sink for them posh dee dahs!"- Zephaniah Dingle

An another thing ...... they av there own wimmin daan there ........ dunt av to tek turns wi't little sister ant' antie them dee dahs !! - Billy-bob Dingle

UTB & FTP