Desso

[pommpey]

Still? Barney's on his way with the Vaseline and Pliers.

Why not put your song on for mood music, you can pretend to support United to take your mind off it whilst he gets to work.

Edit - I'll send him directions as you clearly don't know them.

Brilliant. Hurts so bad.

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

I know a gay bloke who can tell what anything is just by putting it up his arse. So one day someone put a teaspoon up it, and he said " I know what that is, it is a teaspoon"

Then he had a carrot put up his arse, and he said "I know what that is as well, it is definitely a carrot"

Then it was decided to give him a real test, so he had a spark plug put up his arse, and he turned round and said "That's Champion"

Oooh. It's 1973, once again!

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

I was just working if you needed to give him some advice on Dildo / ass removal. Thankfully you turned up right on time.

Why does Barney think Pommpey is homosexual?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Oooh. It's 1973, once again!

pommpey

#livedthelife

 

[pommpey]

Why does Barney think Pommpey is homosexual?

barney thinks alco is homophobic. Homophobes usually have summat to hide, generally latent homosexuality or repressed need for gay love.

Or they're just as-thick-as-a-whale-omelette bigots.

pommpey

 

[Rodley]

Surely we can all agree to enjoy the rest of this fantastic season?

 

[alcoblade]

Surely we can all agree to enjoy the rest of this fantastic season?

I can't imagine it looks so great when your only involvement is logging into the shoutbox when we're losing.

 

[Sean Thornton]

barney thinks alco is homophobic. Homophobes usually have summat to hide, generally latent homosexuality or repressed need for gay love.

Or they're just as-thick-as-a-whale-omelette bigots.

pommpey

But you sticking a glass dildo in wouldnt necessarily make you a homosexual surely? That's the bit I was querying really.

Each to their own by the way.

 

[pommpey]

But you sticking a glass dildo in wouldnt necessarily make you a homosexual surely? That's the bit I was querying really.

Each to their own by the way.

You seem to have far more knowledge and expertise about sticking things up your arse, glass or otherwise and its effects on sexual preference.

I'll leave that to you.

pommpey