Are there any former or current Professionals who post on here?

[1973Blade]

I am Lionel Messi.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Me. Leftback...





...in the changing room, for being a bit shit.

 

[Snowman]

Can you imagine squeezing into a tight tight leotard and strapping on spike shoes, then running and jumping into a metal tube with another male nut to butt. You scream down a half pipe of ice where death is waving at your from every corner, when you finally get to the bottom you then have to brake with your feet before you hit a wall of ice!

Then some cheeky fecker says bit amateurish tho that int'it mate!...... lmao if that's classed as an amateur sport can you imagine redefining professional, skydiving without a parachute maybe!

Done the Cresta in a training bob. Bruises faded after about three weeks. Scarier than I expected.

 

[JJBlade]

My real name is Xavi Hernandez and I post on here because it is incredible that Sheffield United still get 20,000 for 3rd Division games

 

[Kryten]

Done the Cresta in a training bob. Bruises faded after about three weeks. Scarier than I expected.

I can only imagine mate and you have my utmost respect! Its made to look real easy but I can only think its like your on a ride straight to Hades!

The cold Hades not the hot one before anyone says owt

 

[Snowman]

I can only imagine mate and you have my utmost respect! Its made to look real easy but I can only think its like your on a ride straight to Hades!

The cold Hades not the hot one before anyone says owt

Dunno. Most of it I just shut my fuckin eyes and leaned.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Yeah, I'm still on Uniteds books actually.

Fortunately, not getting many games means I can spend more time hanging around with my mates from Edinburgh.

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Can you imagine squeezing into a tight tight leotard and strapping on spike shoes, then running and jumping into a metal tube with another male nut to butt. You scream down a half pipe of ice where death is waving at your from every corner, when you finally get to the bottom you then have to brake with your feet before you hit a wall of ice!

Then some cheeky fecker says bit amateurish tho that int'it mate!...... lmao if that's classed as an amateur sport can you imagine redefining professional, skydiving without a parachute maybe!

Try crashing and hitting the ice at 90mph wearing nothing but a thin layer of Lycra...

 

[CarlingBlade]

I'm a former professional sportsman but you couldn't get further from football if you tried...

You played for Wednesday?

 

[Snowman]

Yeah, I'm still on Uniteds books actually.

Fortunately, not getting many games means I can spend more time hanging around with my mates from Edinburgh.

Poxy lollipop sucking twat. Fuck off to Harrisons and buy a mohair sweater.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Anthony Stokes used to post on here. Bag of laughs he was

 

[Kryten]

Try crashing and hitting the ice at 90mph wearing nothing but a thin layer of Lycra...

My day to day job is dangerous enough so crashing for fun? Ill pass on that mate but I might try that thin Lycra bit when the missus aint looking, that sounds like it could be fun no?

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

My day to day job is dangerous enough so crashing for fun? Ill pass on that mate but I might try that thin Lycra bit when the missus aint looking, that sounds like it could be fun no?

Two kids later mate, I'm trying to hang up the old Lycra suit...

 

[spongebobblade]

Yes there are

Appreciate you can't name names but are they current blades, ex blades (still playing) or retired blades?

 

[Bladey McBladeface]

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Just wondered, this board seems to attract a wide segment of society, and i don't think it is inconceivable that a couple of either former or current professionals post on here, and i would be very surprised if quite a few players didn't have a kneb on here.

I remember Anthony Stokes used to post on here a while back

Yes. I used to work at City Sauna and Athena (pre op) and know most of you very well indeed!

 

[Sheff de party]

Oh there are. Big problem once you get to the top it's all downhill......

I got addicted to tobogganing in my youth, nearly ruined my life. It all started with one little toboggan run.

It's a slippery slope I can tell you.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

I got offered a trial for Forest's under 12's, does that count?

When was this, last year?

Gotcha x

 

[Bladepicker]

Plenty of professional bullshitters every transfer window.

 

[Bladepicker]

I'm a former professional sportsman but you couldn't get further from football if you tried...

Hi Wally.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'm a former professional sportsman but you couldn't get further from football if you tried...

Self pollution isnt a sport !

 

[Sean Thornton]

Not going to say who I am but the best three players I've ever seen were George Best, Jimmy Greaves and myself.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I didn't realise there are professional tobogganists, only amateur ones

Tobacconists?

 

[Sean Thornton]

I work as a rent boy on the wicker if that counts?

Maltravers Road, stop pretending

 

[8lade]

I knew it you are Bob Booker!

 

[Sean Thornton]

In my own mind I am...

in reality a couple of trials with the mighty Blades when I was younger was as far as it went, but I can still dream

Done the Cresta in a training bob. Bruises faded after about three weeks. Scarier than I expected.

Training bob? What's your normal hairstyle?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Can you imagine squeezing into a tight tight leotard and strapping on spike shoes, then running and jumping into a metal tube with another male nut to butt. You scream down a half pipe of ice where death is waving at your from every corner, when you finally get to the bottom you then have to brake with your feet before you hit a wall of ice!

Then some cheeky fecker says bit amateurish tho that int'it mate!...... lmao if that's classed as an amateur sport can you imagine redefining professional, skydiving without a parachute maybe!

Or as I call it, Monday nights!

 

[ShorehamRevolution]

I played for Great Britain at darts during an early evening summer competition in a small hotel in Tenerife in 2001 I came second to Ze Germans.... every time I see the Union Jack now I feel ashamed about that evening but hopefully Brexit will make up for it.

 

[Revolution]

Anthony Stokes used to post on here. Bag of laughs he was

Were his posts crap unless he was posting from Scotland?

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Nade is on 'ere.