Clubs outside Yorkshire we strongly dislike

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Brentford is a great club, family tradition dictates that I should have supported them but I chose Blades instead. Always enjoyed visiting Griffin Park, nice traditional ground.

West Sham hated for so many reasons...Tevez, Taxpayer stadium, knobhead fans and the shitty way that all the hipsters started calling Upton Park the 'Boleyn Ground' just for last year, the way they claim to have won the World Cup for England, Trevor Brooking, Bianca Westwood and finally Gold and Sullivan.

Coventry have been such twats this season that it's difficult not to hate them.

Don't like Swansea or Cardiff - play in your own league.

Millwall belong in the twats thread.

Not many people know this, and it is now so long ago that it is deniable and I have no quotable source other than the very knowledgable person who told me, but when Gold and Sullivan left Birmingham they put a deal to McCabe. That deal was investment for a 50/50 split. It appears that the 50/50 involved everything at that time which meant stuff which was valuable. The story goes that the deal was such that McCabe and family were in danger of losing absolute control in certain circumstances which is why it was rejected. Close call IMHO.
 



My top 10 as follows.

1 - Dirty Pigs - For obvious reasons
2 - Dirty Leeds - For obvious reasons
3 - Burnley - Biggest set of knuckle dragging, inbred simpleton fans outside of south Barnsley... and their ground is a shit hole.
4 - Cardiff - 2nd biggest set of knuckle dragging, inbred simpleton fans outside of south Barnsley.
5 - Coventry - Recent addition to the list. The delicate snowflakes couldn't handle a bit of lip at their place & threw an almighty wobbler afterwards. LOL... nob off.
6 - Port Vale - An arid, desolate, shit heap that has somehow managed to sustain human life, seemingly at the expense of any form of usual human intelligence.
7 - Millwall - Flag day. Grow the fuck up. Tossers.
8 - Wolves - Can't put my finger on why, just can't stand the set of whiny pricks (think it may be a West Midlands thing).
9 - Forest - I love to hate Forest. I've actually missed playing them since we dropped out of the Championship. They can still fuck off.
10 - Crystal Palace - Receiving my hatred since 1997.
 
Stevenage. Just for that 4-0 game. Other than that, they seem a fair enough bunch.
 
Liverpool - since the 2003 semi final. Houllier , Henchoz and their fans showed no class in defeat or victory. Kirkland should have been sent off and we should have had a pen in the last minute.

West Ham - no explanation required.

Forest - deluded fans ("1-0 to the football team" etc). Would have been hard pressed to find a bigger set of twats to get their comeuppance the way they did in the play offs that year.

Used to hate West Brom after the Battle of Bramall Lane but that seems to have faded with time mainly because its ages since we've played them.

Coventry are the latest addition though.
 
A very suprising amount haven't mentioned Ipswich Town.

I fucking despise them with a passion. I remember a couple of bad tempered games against them 20 years, that horrible twat Tarrico, and a spectacularly bitter comment from an Ipswich fan saying "we hate Sheffield United because they are like a Norwich of the north".

I also hate Bristol City, as they are still unforgiven for relegating the Blades in 1988 and making the 10 year old Brownie cry.

I really don't like Wolves, Forest, Charlton, Birmingham City or Port Vale either.

In fact i don't like anyone, well maybe apart from Crystal Palace because my old man supported them, and Spurs as i had a soft spot for them since the 1987 cup final.....
 
Newton Heath and kin leeds as I don't class it as being in Yorkshire as they pronounce it Yarkshire.
In fact I don't really have much time for anyone but The Mighty Blades.
 
Doncaster rovers because their such a bunch of happy clappy bastards .they sing songs I haven't heard since the 80s,they wear scarves that their gran knitted and it's an all round nauseous experience. I know their from Yorkshire.
 
How are the planned tattoos going Rambo. I am interested. Yawn.

Pretending to be bored whilst stalking someone, that's a new one.

Which career are you trying and failing to succeed in this week Pelé?
 
Mark Lanegan. What a talent. I am too busy to spend my life logged in to a football message board. You have nothing else to do. Does yer mam pay for your internet access? Be honest. I know the answer.
 
Mark Lanegan. What a talent. I am too busy to spend my life logged in to a football message board. You have nothing else to do. Does yer mam pay for your internet access? Be honest. I know the answer.

Not sure if drinking alone, looking through your scrapbook of "memories" as a world class pub footballer then slapping your missus around counts as "busy" Mr Go-Getter but hey, don't let me keep you. Off you trot.
 
Not sure of the social circles that you mix with. I played pro for three years. Made more money playing semi pro. I'm sure that you don't need me to to explain that Rambo
 



Before this gets going, could I just point out that my own life is totally amazing and I actually have no time to log onto any sad little message boards like this either, because I am too busy being amazing elsewhere. And I do give my Mum £10 a week to go towards the bills as well before anybody asks about paying for internet access.
 
Not sure of the social circles that you mix with. I played pro for three years. Made more money playing semi pro. I'm sure that you don't need me to to explain that Rambo

Sure you did champ, sure you did.

And like all amazingly talented footballers you went on to carve out a (Gary) glittering career stalking people on football forums and repeatedly asking them how old they are....

You Adam Johnson by any chance? Surprised they allowed you on here unrestricted.
 
Kinnel....I had a quick glance at S2 the other day...Rambo wasn't logged in. I was concerned that he could be dead

You must know the expression "money in your boots" Yeah?
 
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Sure you did champ, sure you did.

And like all amazingly talented footballers you went on to carve out a (Gary) glittering career stalking people on football forums and repeatedly asking them how old they are....

You Adam Johnson by any chance? Surprised they allowed you on here unrestricted.

And your peak was?

I'd give you my name but I would get a load of shit.

Your carefully nurtered online persona is rather comical. Although your post about wanting two professionals to have career ending "Busst" injuries is disgustng. You are less than human.
 
And your peak was?

I'd give you my name but I would get a load of shit.

Your carefully nurtered online persona is rather comical. Although your post about wanting two professionals to have career ending "Busst" injuries is disgustng. You are less than human.

Why would you get a load of shit? Because you were wank at football? I already know that, no need to be shy.

I consider your mock-outrage a badge of honour by the way. The only way you'll get such an injury however is if you fall over in the pub car park.

Tragic.
 
Crics? When...I won't hit you. Don't worry. Just want to see your girly hands

In fact the girly hands should try and hit me. Fun
 
Sad. How old are you? We are up for the Scunny game. Will you be in the Cricketers?
 
My other "arf" and I

I take it that you haven't discovered women yet.Much like Ricky....,Herbert
 
My other "arf" and I

I take it that you haven't discovered women yet.Much like Ricky....,Herbert

I'll tell you all about it when you drop in. I'm sure you'll be great conversation.
 
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A very suprising amount haven't mentioned Ipswich Town.

I fucking despise them with a passion. I remember a couple of bad tempered games against them 20 years, that horrible twat Tarrico, and a spectacularly bitter comment from an Ipswich fan saying "we hate Sheffield United because they are like a Norwich of the north".

I used to hate them. Games against Ipswich from about 1995 to 2004 were big grudge matches, and often good games.

We had Tarrico getting Whitehouse sent off in 1995-6, them getting the double over us but us beating them in the playoffs in 1996-7, beating them in the Cup in 1997-8 after 2 bad tempered ties and Spackman resigning after losing to them in the league and Hutchison having to go in goal in the away game, the epic FA Cup game in 2002-3 when we conceded 3 goals in 6 minutes but Pesch bailed us out, and their incredible comeback from 2-0 and a man down about 2 weeks later. I remember going there in 2003-4 on the day England won the paint drying World Cup and getting humped 3-0 and Kuqi baiting us after scoring, but the heat went out of the rivalry a bit after that.

They've been trundling along in the second tier for 15 years now, and nothing interesting seems to happen to them as far as I can tell. They are never close to going down but have only made the playoffs once in 10 years. And they always fold up to the Pigs.
 



Carlisle's main rivals are Preston believe it or not!

Anyway the ones I hate;
Pigs
Dingles
Leeds
Wolves
Wet Spam
Walsall
Scunthorpe
Grimsby
Preston
Ipswich
MK
The newest addition, Coventry
Most Landan clubs bah Wimbledon
 

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