Pre-match View From Wimbledon

[Roygbiv]

Cheers rainbow, what is your name anyway? I take it that it's not Roy

Paul Woolhouse

 

[Grappler]

Paul Woolhouse

Paul Woolhouse?

Not Paul "Wooly" Woolhouse, from the Woolhouse family?, Mr and Mrs Woolhouse's lad?

 

[I should coco]

Are you just pulling my leg, ISC? I hope so, because the alternative is that you are looking for an argument, in which case you'll get one.

It was a 'funny' continuation of my 'hilarious' joke about your trial. I thought you'd got it earlier, but obviously not. I wan't particularly looking for an arguement, although I'm fairly confident that my dad is bigger than yours (albeit he is 77 now).

I can see you aren't laughing so I'll stop right now.

 

[Damski]

“RefWatch; Ref for Blades game (P13 since ’79, W4 D3 L6 ) is David Webb, 39, from Wearside. FL ref since 99, and mainly does L1 & L2 games. Loves reffing, he won the coveted ‘Golden Whistle’ refs award last season, which is just like Fr Ted’s ‘Golden Cleric’, but much, much gayer. Points are awarded for the cumulative amount of cards given; aggregate ref assessors score over 12 months; and how many Babychams they can drink while dancing in a thong to ‘Smalltown Boy’ in Greg Dyke’s sex dungeon.
Reffed Wombles once; 2-1 away win at Morecambe in Oct ’11 (5Y). Loves Blades, reffed them 11 times & they’ve won 8, most recently the 2-1 win away at Cov in Dec (2Y). Hates the scum. Reffed them 5 times & they’ve lost 3. Hates them. In 28 games this season he’s given 69Y & 1R – low.
AnagramWatch; David Webb, Wearside = Wives Wedded Bi Arab.
KettleWatch; AWOL after his quiet performance in the Gills v Shrews match – 2Y and no pens. Pathetic, Trevor.
SarginsonWatch; Chelt v Newport. After his terrific performance in our Sutton FA Cup game, Chris has been promoted to Championship level (SG2) by the official refs union, the Worcester And North Kensington English Referees Society, which means he’s definitely going to ref our match against the scum in March. Very well done Chris, great work, you’re an inspiration to fat midgets everywhere.”

This is a God Tier post.

 

[RammyBlade]

Last time I was in London someone said to me "Oh you're from Sheffield, you must be a Wednesday fan then?"

To which I replied "Oh you're from London, you must be a twat then?"

Teach them to make sweeping generalisations

I must remember that one - like it !

 

[Nick Jansky]

I want to like afc wimbledon huge respect for standing up to MK Dons thiefs but i hope that's just their weird fans & majority are fine because they are the most peculiar fans ive read for a long time.

It is a series of posts on a forum, so it will be just the weird fans. The majority will be fine

 

[Rodley]

This is a God Tier post.

It's hilarious.

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

Cheers Roy.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Got to admire them for not letting their team die. I'd like to think if some similar travesty happened to us we would do the same so although don't waste much time with thinking about others team's supporters I make a slight honourable exception for them ....... after tomorrow obviously!

 

[TBW57]

It was a 'funny' continuation of my 'hilarious' joke about your trial. I thought you'd got it earlier, but obviously not. I wan't particularly looking for an arguement, although I'm fairly confident that my dad is bigger than yours (albeit he is 77 now).

I can see you aren't laughing so I'll stop right now.

Sorry, ISC. I don't want your dad coming after me. I've had a look down the back of the sofa and discovered my sense of humour was there all along!

 

[IOM Blade]

Wimble is a fun word to say.

 

[mattbianco1]

That first post

 

[Harry's Game]

In a quandary here as they have my respect to come back from the Milton Keynes scandalous robbery of their club

But they are also a London club so are obviously close associates of The Devil themselves.

 

[gavtheblade]

https://roysviewfrom.wordpress.com/2017/02/02/pre-match-view-from-wimbledon/

Christ, sound a fucking bent lot, more suited to being extras in the latest trainspotting film.kin ell.

 

[blade67]

He said wibble,didn't he?

As for Wimbledon. I quite liked the ref thing, we need someone with too much time on their hands to take this on. A bit about this week's ref and an update on the ones we love to hate. Magical stuff.

Good to be insulted, after all they are a bunch of southern wankers aren't they.

The Fleetwood match report was off here. Someone angry posted it last week. Its a bit difficult for anyone on this thread to suggest its odd to post quotes off an opposition web forum, don't you think?

 

[I should coco]

Sorry, ISC. I don't want your dad coming after me. I've had a look down the back of the sofa and discovered my sense of humour was there all along!

Good job! He's 6'2" and used to do a bit of boxing. Mind you he's got two dodgy knees now and is a bit unsteady on his feet.

How did the tribunal go?

 

[I should coco]

As for Wimbledon. I quite liked the ref thing, we need someone with too much time on their hands to take this on.

Pinchy? I can see it now..

"The ref was rubbish and didn't run around enough....."

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

https://roysviewfrom.wordpress.com/2017/02/02/pre-match-view-from-wimbledon/

Tbh I didn't understand half of that...

 

[I should coco]

I quite liked the ref thing, we need someone with too much time on their hands to take this on

Barney?

"The ref looked liked Adkins. I've sold my season ticket (that I didn't buy this year) for £2.49"

 

[I should coco]

. I quite liked the ref thing, we need someone with too much time on their hands to take this on.

Lydon?

"Not a great ref but wow, those tight shorts! If we could convince them to wear PVC and be miked up when panting, there could be some adult viewing opportunities"

 

[I should coco]

I quite liked the ref thing, we need someone with too much time on their hands to take this on

Linz?

"I haven't got the time to observe you all being silly little boys. Any more of this and you are all barred"

 

[I should coco]

I quite liked the ref thing, we need someone with too much time on their hands to take this on

Pompney?

"What a shite ref. He's been good on other grounds with normal grass, but this Desso is really spoiling it. I've just checked in the programme and he's a distant relative of McCabe. I bet his match fee is a few million for this. Don't tell me it's all in the Accounts.."

 

[Deleted member 1486]

RefWatch; Ref for Blades game (P13 since ’79, W4 D3 L6 ) is David Webb, 39, from Wearside. FL ref since 99, and mainly does L1 & L2 games. Loves reffing, he won the coveted ‘Golden Whistle’ refs award last season, which is just like Fr Ted’s ‘Golden Cleric’, but much, much gayer. Points are awarded for the cumulative amount of cards given; aggregate ref assessors score over 12 months; and how many Babychams they can drink while dancing in a thong to ‘Smalltown Boy’ in Greg Dyke’s sex dungeon.

Best quote yet!

 

[Deleted member 1486]

“could Sheff Utd be the Chelsea of this division hoovering up other teams star players just so they have weaker opposition to face? Or is that as a strategy flawed?

I'm glad you asked me personally son. Can confirm, it's a strategy.

 

[JordoBlade]

I don't mind them lot. At least they stuck by their club. Maybe they're just a tad excited at playing at Bramall Lane.

 

[northsomersetblade]

We should get on with them better, we have a shared love of Dave Basset, and they let us sign all their cast off hoolies and thugs

 

[Pinchy]

We should get on with them better, we have a shared love of Dave Basset, and they let us sign all their cast off hoolies and thugs

Wally Fucking Downes.

 

[Pinchy]

Cheers rainbow, what is your name anyway? I take it that it's not Roy

Here he is:

 

[TBW57]

Good job! He's 6'2" and used to do a bit of boxing. Mind you he's got two dodgy knees now and is a bit unsteady on his feet.

How did the tribunal go?

Morning ISC. You're right. I am only 5'7" and have a frozen shoulder. Your dad would beat the shit out of me. No problem.

The tribunal was won but not as well as I'd have liked; a bit like the Pigs at Wigan last night. You'll be surprised to know that I had an argument with the doctor on the panel.

 

[blade67]

Today was ideal, we clapped them for the feat of re-creating their club after it was stolen from them Then we gave them a total footballing lesson. the bunch of southern wankers

Perfect