We should have been able to go 15 points clear tomorrow.

[SB_90]

If I had lots of money and was handsome I could've shagged Katy Perry.

Think about it.

I often do.

I wouldn't turn her down for sure but for me pixie lott

Anyway on football matters. It surprised me all season how many fans have supported us for years & still think we will do this with games to spare. I've never know us to do things comfortably. It always inches within a stressful heart attack

 

[HighfieldBlade]

If Don Givens hadn't missed that penalty.

Think about it...

 

[Top Cat]

I'm sure the Rose and Crown paid you handsomely. What a scrapbook of memories you must have.
No wonder you hit the bottle. What could've been eh?

Don't know who the Rose and Crown are. You play for them?

So..the planned tattoos. Does yer mam know?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Don't know who the Rose and Crown are. You play for them?

So..the planned tattoos. Does yer mam know?

Does yer mam know about your drink problem? At the intervention stage yet?

 

[Top Cat]

Does yer mam know about your drink problem? At the intervention stage yet?

Lol. How puerile. Anyway, your boss at work that allows you to spend all day logged in posting smart snidey comments all day. How does that work?

Or maybe you don't

 

[Tyler Durden]

Lol. How puerile. Anyway, your boss at work that allows you to spend all day logged in posting smart snidey comments all day. How does that work?

Or maybe you don't

Always happy to know I've got a keen follower.

Anyway this "girlfriend" that allows you to spend all evening on here being reminded of your failed past. How does she put up with it?

Or are you a bit loose with your fists after a few sherbets?

 

[Top Cat]

Always happy to know I've got a keen follower.

Anyway this "girlfriend" that allows you to spend all evening on here being reminded of your failed past. How does she put up with it?

Or are you a bit loose with your fists after a few sherbets?

Girly hand and chav tattoo sleeve.

Be proud.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Girly hand and chav tattoo sleeve.

Be proud.

Shit football "career" and habitual drunk, be proud.

Still, there's always that geetar to fall back on eh?

 

[Razor1967]

Think about that.

Shoulda woulda coulda etc

 

[Top Cat]

Shit football "career" and habitual drunk, be proud.

Still, there's always that geetar to fall back on eh?

LOL. And you spend all day on Facetwat. Doesn't sound much of a life to be honest. Everyone falling all over themselves to be the first to refresh twatter and come up with an exclusive.

Do you still live at home? I suspect that you do.

 

[metalblade]

Have the boozers shut early tonight ?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Actually, the other possibility from that statement is that she could have been unfaithful to your uncle. Not saying she was, mind. She just may have been having transgender tendencies.

As pointless an answer as the OP, I'll grant you. Just thought it needed pointing out.

Christ on a bike, didn't realise that, will make sure I don't mention her beard the next time I see her.

 

[Tyler Durden]

LOL. And you spend all day on Facetwat. Doesn't sound much of a life to be honest. Everyone falling all over themselves to be the first to refresh twatter and come up with an exclusive.

Do you still live at home? I suspect that you do.

Everyone lives at home, that's why it's called a home. I see that the booze has made a mess of your cognitive functions...

Or maybe the missus has a restraining order on you?

 

[itsinyerblood]

The OP likes to point out those facts that may have escaped most of us.

 

[Finnieston]

Think about that.

 

[Rodley]

[Thread sponsored by BladesMad]

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

has Wimbledon fortnight started?

Fifteen Love

 

[dublin 10 blade]

If I had lots of money and was handsome I could've shagged Katy Perry.

Think about it.

I often do.

Would have been one of my top picks , but thinking of Russell Brand hitting the sweet spot would spoil it for me .
So would have to be Emma Stone , or Anna Kendrick ,
Being hung like a horse tends to help me TD ,
Think about it .

 

[Top Cat]

Everyone lives at home, that's why it's called a home. I see that the booze has made a mess of your cognitive functions...

Or maybe the missus has a restraining order on you?

Asked you how old you are. No answer.. I suspect a very bitter troubled insecure guy in his early mid 20's.

 

[blade too long]

Think about that.

I could have bought a brand new aston martin if I hadnt had kids

 

[Tyler Durden]

Asked you how old you. No answer.. I suspect a very bitter troubled insecure guy in his early mid 20's.

Can't even form a coherent sentence now I see. Seems you're as shit at drinking as you are at football/being a rock star.

 

[blade too long]

We should have been able to go 15 points clear tomorrow.

or

if we hadnt improved so much we could be 15 points adrift at the bottom

 

[Top Cat]

So what do you do?

24/facetwat?

 

[Tyler Durden]

So what do you do?

24/facetwat?

I tell people like you what to do.

 

[Top Cat]

Trust me TD......I am way smarter and better educated than you are

 

[Tyler Durden]

Trust me TD......I am way smarter and better educated than you are

Hows that going for you, Mr Alcoholic Failed Footballer?

 

[Pinchy]

Strange post. Yes if we'd won all our games we'd be miles in front......

What's the point of this thread!?????

This sort of nonsense is the stock-in-trade of our Mr. Green. I rather suspect he may actually be Mr. Pink with trotters.

 

[Top Cat]

Hows that going for you, Mr Alcoholic Failed Footballer?

Come on how old are you. Don't be shy.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

If my auntie had a dick she'd be my uncle.

Or your dad. If you were from Barnsley.

 

[Kryten]

I'm getting to old for this internet shit, what was this thread about again?