E I E I E I O

[SteveBlade]

'Sheffye United sheffye United sheffye United sheffye United sheff United'

10/10

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Gay

FFS don't let IIYB or Bladesway read that pal. You'll be proper arse raped!

 

[Blade in Cordoba]

Sing something simple..
You simple.......twats.

with emphasis on twats.

Anyone else remember that?

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

I love to go a wandering along the cliffs of Dover,
And if I see a W+++Y fan I'll kick the BASTARD over.


I never felt more like swinging a pig
From Hyde Park flats to Wadsley Bridge,
United,you got me swingin a pig,
As ya do as ya do as ya fuckin well should do.


No pig fans in town,
No Hillsbro to sadden my eyes,
Jack Charlton is dead and the pig fans have fled,
And the year is 1889.

And just in case there's any room for misunderstanding a quick volley of

You're gonna get your fuckin heads kicked in
Repeat ad infinitum

should do the trick.

 

[SteveBlade]

FFS don't let IIYB or Bladesway read that pal. You'll be proper arse raped!

When I was a kid when you called someone 'gay' it was just because they were being an idiot.

Same with when someone's being a faggot, like if someone falls and breaks their leg and starts crying they're being a faggot. Or if someone refers to drinking tea as 'taking' tea, then they're being a faggot.

Ja feel?

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

When I was a kid when you called someone 'gay' it was just because they were being an idiot.

Same with when someone's being a faggot, like if someone falls and breaks their leg and starts crying they're being a faggot. Or if someone refers to drinking tea as 'taking' tea, then they're being a faggot.

Ja feel?

Yes mate. But then I don't get offended by ANYTHING,especially on behalf of someone else like some self righteous precious wankers.

 

[Bladepicker]

"Old MacDonald had dyslexia

E-O-I-O-E"

 

[beatific blade]

This is my most despised 'song'. Mainly sung by thick inbred scrubbers, supporting shitty tinpot clubs, that come to Bramall Lane, have one shot on target and strut away having spunked a 1-0 win.

It mostly reminds me of fucking Donny when they were actually decent for a couple of years when they had Billy.

Can't stand the abomination.

 

[Jonboy60]

I love to go a wandering along the cliffs of Dover,
And if I see a W+++Y fan I'll kick the BASTARD over.


I never felt more like swinging a pig
From Hyde Park flats to Wadsley Bridge,
United,you got me swingin a pig,
As ya do as ya do as ya fuckin well should do.


No pig fans in town,
No Hillsbro to sadden my eyes,
Jack Charlton is dead and the pig fans have fled,
And the year is 1889.

And just in case there's any room for misunderstanding a quick volley of

You're gonna get your fuckin heads kicked in
Repeat ad infinitum

should do the trick.

"Your going home in a fucking ambulance".

 

[Tyler Durden]

"Old MacDonald had dyslexia

E-O-I-O-E"

Tut tut, dyslexia is no laughing mattress.

 

[Pinchy]

All football chants do the rounds at the vast majority of clubs. They are adopted and adapted to suit a particular club. Nobody owns the copyright.

Of course, in good old parochial S2 we don't sing "fucking [insert club] songs" thus ending up with a 50 year old songbook consisting of a few tired old dirges. We also have an ordinate number of tone deaf crooners who can't carry a tune as far as McNulty can control it...

 

[ChinaBlade]

Up the football league we go.

Always though this was a great rousing chorus that shuts up opposing fans, but for some reason we don't seem to sing it.

I remember Burnley blasting it out about 10 mins from the end at Wembley and it sounded awesome.

Either the majority of us aren't keen, or we hate being hypocrites by singing summat we don't believe yet!!

IMO the worst chant we could possibly go with... the definition of tinpot.

I agree I'm also not a fan of 'Sheffield Wednesday we're coming for you..'

'Glory glory Sheff United' or '..Barrel of money' are personal favourites.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

"Old MacDonald had dyslexia

E-O-I-O-E"

Old MacDonald had tourettes...

E-I-E-I- TWAT!!

 

[away ends always empty.]

Sheffield uniteds back in town again. was quite a rousing anthem when we all used to pile of the football train special.

 

[sheffielder]

Detest it, reminds of Forest fans singing it in that shit accent.

To be fair, you do hate everything!

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I'm going to stay sat down, sing nowt and look ****ing miserable.

 

[sheffielder]

We are blades men is my fav personally

 

[Tyler Durden]

To be fair, you do hate everything!

You've got a point!

 

[grafikhaus]

All football chants do the rounds at the vast majority of clubs. They are adopted and adapted to suit a particular club. Nobody owns the copyright.

That's another of the shit things about 'social meeja', a song can be around the world while it's still being sung. I remember back in the 60s - night matches at BDTBL on a pitch-black kop and Leicester fans 'infiltrated'. They sang a song to the tune of Chris Andrews and the Jazz Men called 'Yesterday Man'. They sang 'I'm a Leicester City fan'. Very impressive when sang by a thousand or so.

Another fave of mine back then was 'Sheff United! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!' with everybody throwing both hands in the air.

 

[bladesmanluke]

The Blades are going up, The Blades are going up and now your going to believe us, NOW YOUR GOING TO BELIEVE US - The Blades are going up.

That will echo around Bramall Lane or Wembley stadium beautifully as we clinch promotion

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Lost count of the number of teams that have sung that song to us over the last several season,fookin hate it,basturds that went up.

 

[BLADES1988]

We are blades men is my fav personally

Shouldn't we really be singing, "We are blades non gender specific homosapiens" in this day and age?

 

[Fjortoft's Aeroplane]

Up the football league we go.

Always though this was a great rousing chorus that shuts up opposing fans, but for some reason we don't seem to sing it.

I remember Burnley blasting it out about 10 mins from the end at Wembley and it sounded awesome.

Either the majority of us aren't keen, or we hate being hypocrites by singing summat we don't believe yet!!

There is nothing that signals being the fan of a tin-pot club more than the singing of this song. It's the very essence of "making up the numbers".

 

[sheffielder]

Shouldn't we really be singing, "We are blades non gender specific homosapiens" in this day and age?

 

[Sean Thornton]

This is my most despised 'song'. Mainly sung by thick inbred scrubbers, supporting shitty tinpot clubs, that come to Bramall Lane, have one shot on target and strut away having spunked a 1-0 win.

It mostly reminds me of fucking Donny when they were actually decent for a couple of years when they had Billy.

Can't stand the abomination.

Sung by Blades many years ago at one time ending with "Tudor is the King"

 

[Boxer Blade]

If I remember right it is a Leeds chant from when Wilkinson was their manager. For that reason alone I will never sing it and seriously hope that other Blades agree .

North or South AB?

 

[Pierre's PC]

We are blades non gender specific homosapiens

Triggered!!!

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Tut tut, dyslexia is no laughing mattress.

I'm a bit dyslexic.

Got an invite to a 'Toga Party' ... went dressed as a Goat.
Huh!

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

''Hi-Ho Sheff United...''

Sing that an' i'll have ya executed.

 

[Damski]

It's a proper tinpot song, and I don't think I've ever liked a club whose fans sing it, as it's usually arse end of nowhere grim towns whose single pro club happen to have a good 6 months in a decade. Not for me.

We've got plenty of good songs to choose from. Personally I'm well into the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PIG FANS IN TOWN one, because no other club sings anything like it.