Christmas spirit...

[Canterbury Blade]

I was out in London yesterday on a bit of a Xmas beer bash around Brixton. Great day with an old mate wandering around the area's top boozers, a good full English at Terrys Cafe and a bit of Xmas atmos in the air.

Anyway, after an ace all dayer I got to London Bridge for the 2019 train and there stood on the platform were various cheating cockney clunts. I'd not been around West Ham fans en masse for some years and it was horrible. It was skin curdling. The presence of their cheating colours and their Brooking esque smugness affected something in me.

I felt rage and hatred in a way that I rarely feel and no it wasn't due to the Triple IPA from the Canopy Brewing Company or the Brixton Brewery Megawatt 8 per cent special. It was a real hate, something usually only stirred around the Pigs (and even that nowadays has turned to pity. Pity that they came so close to being able to support a great team and club, came so near and then chose badly of the 2 options. A pity).

So, I felt completely void of any Christmas cheer, had a real desire to tell all of them what I felt, how they are despised, that no one respects them and that not only did they cheat United out of the league but they've robbed the public purse to get a ground. A Truly disgusting club who I can only ever wish ill will on.

Christmas is a great time and I had a great day, I just wish West Ham were not in my world at all to ruin my Xmas mood.

UTB
FTP
And now....FWH (CCC)

 

[Barney]

Bah humbug.

 

[I should coco]

A great pre-Xmas rant to read with my Sunday morning cuppa.

We are in Bath for the weekend and the egg chasers were at home yesterday, so all the pubs were snided out with Christmas Shoppers and rugger buggers. Sadly I found myself unable to reach your incandescent levels of rage, although their kit does have blue and white in it

Ho ho ho......

 

[mattbianco1]

Anyway, after an ace all dayer I got to London Bridge for the 2019 train

You do realise we're only in 2016 !?!

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

You do realise we're only in 2016 !?!

Beat me to it Matty

 

[blade too long]

So, I felt completely void of any Christmas cheer, had a real desire to tell all of them what I felt, how they are despised, that no one respects them and that not only did they cheat United out of the league but they've robbed the public purse to get a ground. A Truly disgusting club who I can only ever wish ill will on.

how nice of Arsenal to cheer your day then

nothing as cheering as west ham conceding 5 at home

 

[Snowman]

I was out in London yesterday on a bit of a Xmas beer bash around Brixton. Great day with an old mate wandering around the area's top boozers, a good full English at Terrys Cafe and a bit of Xmas atmos in the air.

Anyway, after an ace all dayer I got to London Bridge for the 2019 train and there stood on the platform were various cheating cockney clunts. I'd not been around West Ham fans en masse for some years and it was horrible. It was skin curdling. The presence of their cheating colours and their Brooking esque smugness affected something in me.

I felt rage and hatred in a way that I rarely feel and no it wasn't due to the Triple IPA from the Canopy Brewing Company or the Brixton Brewery Megawatt 8 per cent special. It was a real hate, something usually only stirred around the Pigs (and even that nowadays has turned to pity. Pity that they came so close to being able to support a great team and club, came so near and then chose badly of the 2 options. A pity).

So, I felt completely void of any Christmas cheer, had a real desire to tell all of them what I felt, how they are despised, that no one respects them and that not only did they cheat United out of the league but they've robbed the public purse to get a ground. A Truly disgusting club who I can only ever wish ill will on.

Christmas is a great time and I had a great day, I just wish West Ham were not in my world at all to ruin my Xmas mood.

UTB
FTP
And now....FWH (CCC)

Ah yes, I see you have decided on CCC. I alighted upon CLSC which to me means Cheating Lying Southern Club. I think I will use yours after a few pints of Jaipur XX or a few bottles of Durham Brewery Bede's Chalice. Or we could all just decide on standardisation to CUNTS. Which stands for Cheating Underhand Nasty Two-faced Scum. I will accept other versions.

 

[GrayBlade]

With any luck we'll be playing the CLSC next season. Unless of course the FA step in and save them because it'd be too much for their wonderful 'apples and pears on me ed mate' fans to even contemplate, let alone accept.

I see an excuse for a multi-team late-season points deduction looming on the horizon.

 

[blade too long]

cunts
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