Not ridiculous enough.
We need a separate poll to speculate though.
I call an incident involving a satellite, hacked by our rivals to take pictures of Chris Wilder having relations with his Spanish cleaner.
Said pictures will then be used to blackmail Wilder into destroying our clubs season. Incredible tactical decisions will become the norm and we'll be sitting at around 16th come January.
The board will sack Wilder, and by this time he had already turned to the bottle. As he is getting ready to leave BDTBL forever, already massively over the limit, he reverses his Range Rover into a structural weakness in the walls of the outer south stand.
BDTBL proceeds to collapse, leaving only the pitch and goalposts remaining.
The Blades then relocate to Don Valley, but after realising it's now simply a construction site, McCabe only pays the lease for one season.
Our best players leave due to the poor state of our home pitch, and we drop out of the football leagues altogether. McCabe sells up the remains of the club he has left, and we set up as a fan funded club in the NPL Division 1, playing our games on Hackenthorpe fields.
That's my shout.
Here is what I think will happen.
Chris Wilder will be overheard talking about horse racing, and how he is a fan of Australian jockey, Keil Collins
https://www.racing.com/jockeys/keil-collins
The journalist who overhears this, mistakenly thinks CW said he is a fan of Neil Collins, and quickly puts out a story to that effect.
"Collo" reads the story in the Tampa bay newspaper and buys a plane ticket to fly back to the UK, but on the way he is bitten by a mysterious Florida mosquito, that has escaped from a top secret military testing facility for germ warfare. On the plane, Collo develops Zombie like symptoms, but manages to disguise the fact.
He arrives, unnanounced in the changing rooms at BDTBL, with the Zombie effects taking over, and goes on the rampage and attacks and bites all players. They all start turning into Zombies.
Mr. McCabe can't let this happen, as it might be bad publicity for his Chinese plans, so he fills in BDTBL with concrete and builds a giant tower block on top of it, sealing the players inside.
SUFC have no option but to continue the season at Graves Park, and CW and AK are stuck with no players, until Mr. McCabe puts out "The Blades signal", one night (like the Bat Signal but with the SUFC badge instead) hoping that ex players will see it and come to the rescue.
It works, and the following day Graves Park is awash with the legends of old! Steve Simmonsen, Nyron Nosworthy, Dean Hammond, Ryan France, Lilian Nalis, but who can lead such a talented bunch on field? Who can be the Captain? Just as it looks as if all is lost, a big stretch limo pulls up, and out steps that star of stage and screen, the nations favourite, Mr TV himself, Nick "Monty" Montgomery.
The Blades go on to lose every remaining match, the young Blades fans go on the rampage and smash up Graves Park tea pavilion, leaving Mr. McCabe no choice but to shut the club down, and pay Sheffield Parks and Recreation department the £317 pound for damages.
The bit about the Australian jockey may be a bit far fetched, but the rest sounds plausible enough, to me.
