Daft Darren

[Bladesthorpe]

Just had a thick Blade called Darren on RS saying Adkins was a brilliant manager and Chris Porter was an outstanding player, aint it bad enough having that idiot Brian the Blade showing himself up without adding another one to the list,

 

[Northyorksblade]

Did he have a poncy southern accent?

 

[bartman]

Just had a thick Blade called Darren on RS saying Adkins was a brilliant manager and Chris Porter was an outstanding player, aint it bad enough having that idiot Brian the Blade showing himself up without adding another one to the list,

and you thought he was a Blade because .....?

 

[Bladesthorpe]

and you thought he was a Blade because .....?

He's my son.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Adkins was a brilliant manager, just not for United unfortunately.

 

[Bladepicker]

Did he have a poncy southern accent?

our Darren is from Aberthourne. I bet he sounds like Bobby Knutt.

However if he managed to shoehorn in a gangbang reference..

 

[sitwell]

Was he the presenter ?

 

[zablade]

Just had a thick Blade called Darren on RS saying Adkins was a brilliant manager and Chris Porter was an outstanding player, aint it bad enough having that idiot Brian the Blade showing himself up without adding another one to the list,

Sure it was footy heaven and not a phone in on care in the community?

Still waiting for the Toby Foster phone in on Ched signing for Chezzie........

 

[grafikhaus]

and you thought he was a Blade because .....?

...unlike most Wendy posters, he didn't say 'Yeah?' between every word or, as we heard last week, 'Bruv'. Straight off Parson Cross and onto The Jeremy Kyle Show.

 

[Lard_Lad]

Well he was right about Chris Porter

 

[stannyblade]

Well he was right about Chris Porter

Should have gone to Brazil you know.

 

[Trigger Blade]

...unlike most Wendy posters, he didn't say 'Yeah?' between every word or, as we heard last week, 'Bruv'. Straight off Parson Cross and onto The Jeremy Kyle Show.

This evening, it was heavily infested with oinkers and the last one was invited to speak and his first remark was "Evening Jonathan, like...." I counted and he managed eight superfluous "likes" in about forty seconds.

I'd like to think that if he was a Blade he'd be more articulate, I suspect that probably isn't true.

 

[Champagneblade]

For all the mirth folk used to derive from Porter, his being on the plane to Brazil etc, I'd sleep far more comfortable in my bed knowing I had Chris Porter in my squad and was paying him about 1,500 a week than I would knowing I was shelling out 8,000 per week for Connor Sammon. And that this was only half he was taking home.

Given some of the alternatives, the Porteriser doesn't look so bad in retrospect. Another who is overlooked in such debates but was excellent from the penalty spot.

 

[The Crab]

Sure it was footy heaven and not a phone in on care in the community?

Still waiting for the Toby Foster phone in on Ched signing for Chezzie........

I'm just waiting for Toby to fuck off.

 

[grafikhaus]

This evening, it was heavily infested with oinkers and the last one was invited to speak and his first remark was "Evening Jonathan, like...." I counted and he managed eight superfluous "likes" in about forty seconds.

I'd like to think that if he was a Blade he'd be more articulate, I suspect that probably isn't true.

Yeah, good wasn't it? Every caller droning on about what the best formation for Wendy is. Given the quality of all their players, if I was Villa, Newcastle etc., I'd pack it in now as there's only one team going to win that division.

Tonight should be better, another of those interminable interviews with The Waiter.

 

[Sirius]

Adkins was a brilliant manager, just not for United unfortunately.

Adkins was a big disapointment

He WAS a great,manager past tense

 

[FlamingLip]

This evening, it was heavily infested with oinkers and the last one was invited to speak and his first remark was "Evening Jonathan, like...." I counted and he managed eight superfluous "likes" in about forty seconds.

I'd like to think that if he was a Blade he'd be more articulate, I suspect that probably isn't true.

had a similar experience last night with that prize pig who inexplicably albeit impressively managed to shoehorn the phrase 'an dat' in all but a few sentences, and this turnip was snout wobbling for a decent stretch.

Eg.

"Evening Jonathan, just want to chat about Wensdy and how fingz av bin guin an dat. We need to defend us lead an dat dont we. Burnley and Middlesbrough an dat can do it but not us. We've plenty of midfielders an dat but just need some strength at back an dat...."

the remainder of the drive was torture. all i could hear was AN DAT, AN DAT, AN DAT, subconsciously squeezing the 'words' in to following caller's rants til i turned it off to give the brain a rest.

 

[Wapping Blade]

Is this the man you are seeking?

 

[S5Blade]

We have this Darren reffing us this weekend.....

 

[JJ Sefton]

Adkins was useless and we've had plenty worse strikers than 50p coin head over the years.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

 

[davidblade]

For all the mirth folk used to derive from Porter, his being on the plane to Brazil etc, I'd sleep far more comfortable in my bed knowing I had Chris Porter in my squad and was paying him about 1,500 a week than I would knowing I was shelling out 8,000 per week for Connor Sammon. And that this was only half he was taking home.

Given some of the alternatives, the Porteriser doesn't look so bad in retrospect. Another who is overlooked in such debates but was excellent from the penalty spot.

I'm uncomfortable with the words ,my bed and Chris Porter in any sentence.
Must be a nightmare.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Adkins was a brilliant manager, just not for United unfortunately.

Any manager who talks pure bullshit is not a good manager. It's impossible.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

There was a Blade on there tonight praising Mark the Pitsmoor Owl for having "matured" and for his wise words that it would take 10 games to be able to judge the team.

FFS!

Made himself sound dafter than the Pitsmooor Owl. Dats wot a fink yeah?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Any manager who talks pure bullshit is not a good manager. It's impossible.

Why? It's not a pre-requisite. He achieved three promotions whilst talking bullshit.