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Just had a thick Blade called Darren on RS saying Adkins was a brilliant manager and Chris Porter was an outstanding player, aint it bad enough having that idiot Brian the Blade showing himself up without adding another one to the list,
 



Just had a thick Blade called Darren on RS saying Adkins was a brilliant manager and Chris Porter was an outstanding player, aint it bad enough having that idiot Brian the Blade showing himself up without adding another one to the list,

Sure it was footy heaven and not a phone in on care in the community?

Still waiting for the Toby Foster phone in on Ched signing for Chezzie........
 
...unlike most Wendy posters, he didn't say 'Yeah?' between every word or, as we heard last week, 'Bruv'. Straight off Parson Cross and onto The Jeremy Kyle Show.

This evening, it was heavily infested with oinkers and the last one was invited to speak and his first remark was "Evening Jonathan, like...." I counted and he managed eight superfluous "likes" in about forty seconds.

I'd like to think that if he was a Blade he'd be more articulate, I suspect that probably isn't true.
 
For all the mirth folk used to derive from Porter, his being on the plane to Brazil etc, I'd sleep far more comfortable in my bed knowing I had Chris Porter in my squad and was paying him about 1,500 a week than I would knowing I was shelling out 8,000 per week for Connor Sammon. And that this was only half he was taking home.

Given some of the alternatives, the Porteriser doesn't look so bad in retrospect. Another who is overlooked in such debates but was excellent from the penalty spot.
 
Sure it was footy heaven and not a phone in on care in the community?

Still waiting for the Toby Foster phone in on Ched signing for Chezzie........

I'm just waiting for Toby to fuck off.
 
This evening, it was heavily infested with oinkers and the last one was invited to speak and his first remark was "Evening Jonathan, like...." I counted and he managed eight superfluous "likes" in about forty seconds.

I'd like to think that if he was a Blade he'd be more articulate, I suspect that probably isn't true.

Yeah, good wasn't it? Every caller droning on about what the best formation for Wendy is. Given the quality of all their players, if I was Villa, Newcastle etc., I'd pack it in now as there's only one team going to win that division.

Tonight should be better, another of those interminable interviews with The Waiter.
 



This evening, it was heavily infested with oinkers and the last one was invited to speak and his first remark was "Evening Jonathan, like...." I counted and he managed eight superfluous "likes" in about forty seconds.

I'd like to think that if he was a Blade he'd be more articulate, I suspect that probably isn't true.

had a similar experience last night with that prize pig who inexplicably albeit impressively managed to shoehorn the phrase 'an dat' in all but a few sentences, and this turnip was snout wobbling for a decent stretch.

Eg.

"Evening Jonathan, just want to chat about Wensdy and how fingz av bin guin an dat. We need to defend us lead an dat dont we. Burnley and Middlesbrough an dat can do it but not us. We've plenty of midfielders an dat but just need some strength at back an dat...."

the remainder of the drive was torture. all i could hear was AN DAT, AN DAT, AN DAT, subconsciously squeezing the 'words' in to following caller's rants til i turned it off to give the brain a rest.
 
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Is this the man you are seeking?
 
For all the mirth folk used to derive from Porter, his being on the plane to Brazil etc, I'd sleep far more comfortable in my bed knowing I had Chris Porter in my squad and was paying him about 1,500 a week than I would knowing I was shelling out 8,000 per week for Connor Sammon. And that this was only half he was taking home.

Given some of the alternatives, the Porteriser doesn't look so bad in retrospect. Another who is overlooked in such debates but was excellent from the penalty spot.
I'm uncomfortable with the words ,my bed and Chris Porter in any sentence.
Must be a nightmare.
 
There was a Blade on there tonight praising Mark the Pitsmoor Owl for having "matured" and for his wise words that it would take 10 games to be able to judge the team.

FFS!

Made himself sound dafter than the Pitsmooor Owl. Dats wot a fink yeah?
 

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