If the club decided they would...

[Classof85]

Not the answer I was looking for but take a like.

Any more guesses?

the answer is a big fat Zero as they live in different parts of the world

 

[Sean Thornton]

the answer is a big fat Zero as they live in different parts of the world

There are both at Chester Zoo.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Would you rather a goat shagged your missus or a Blades Madder did?

Not Lydon!

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Would you shag Susan Boyle?

 

[Blade56]

Would you shag Susan Boyle?

In my dreams




Oops can't unsay it

 

[DSB-91]

Do they call it sand because it's between the sea and the land?

 

[Clarkey87]

Do they call it sand because it's between the sea and the land?

What about the stuff in the desert?

 

[Boxer Blade]

Would you shag-a-dog for a £1,000,000?

Only a good looking one, I have my standards.

 

[Mousey]

Would you rather have a row of cocks down your back like a stegosaurus or a vagina on top of your head?

 

[stringjunior]

Great thread. Better even than the Charlie Webster abomination. Right up there with the lost cat thread.

 

[Danetheblade]

Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured poo or poo flavoured chocolate...?

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Would you shag Susan Boyle again?

Just for the sake of clarity.

She HAD a dream....

Like a Mentos in a bucket o' the ol' Pepsi-Cola...

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Would you shag-a-dog for a £1,000,000?

Look at those crazy fuckin' teeth..

 

[Tyler Durden]

If Gareth Ainsworth and Richard Scudamore were trapped in a burning building and you had to save one........

What kind of sandwich would you make?

 

[Ecco1889]

When a vampire goes to the barbers, does he say the obligatory yes when the barber holds up the mirror?

 

[Gavlar]

would u rather see ur parents have sex each time for the rest of ur life or join in once then never see it again?

 

[Gavlar]

Would you rather have a girl with a fish's tale, like a mermaid, or a fish's head but with a girl's bottom half?

If you had to choose, would you rather kiss Ann Widdecombe on the lips, full tongue, or Boris Johnson's arsehole?

mermaids r fit, ann on the vaginal lips.

 

[Gavlar]

Would you rather have a row of cocks down your back like a stegosaurus or a vagina on top of your head?

cocks down me back. a great way to get through those winter nights.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I would, yeah, yeah, and, and, and , errrrr, I know, compensation for the disappointment.

Yeah, that'd do it

 

[Gavlar]

What would win in a fight, a polar bear or Dean Windass?

polar bear

 

[Tyler Durden]

Would you rather be a woman with a dick or a man with a fanny?

 

[flashinblade1889]

Would you shag-a-dog for a £1,000,000?

Hey Lydon I've had worse!

 

[flashinblade1889]

What came first the chicken or the egg?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Would you rather be eaten by maggots from the inside or eaten by ants from the outside?

 

[Tyler Durden]

If a season ticket holder falls in the woods and can't make it to the match, does he still get counted in the attendance figures?

 

[BushBlade]

Would you rather be a woman with a dick or a man with a fanny?

Man with a fanny. I'd be in the Olympics with the rest of them.

 

[tyke1889]

Would you shag-a-dog for a £1,000,000?

Yes but there's no way that one's giving me a bj beforehand

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Refund every penny that you have spent at the club in the last 5 years, this includes tickets, merchandise etc.. on one condition, you can never criticize and of the decisions the club make ever ever again going forward.

Would you take it?

Yes! the factory is all yours Charlie

 

[Sean Thornton]

Would you rather be a woman with a dick or a man with a fanny?

One for Judge?

 

[Tyler Durden]

One for Judge?

Just realised I've not seen him on here for a while.