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If you are the person, or know the person, that threw their current season shirt away after the 3rd goal then you may be pleased to know that it is currently in my possession.

I will be happy to return it to it's rightful owner at the next game just so long as they can confirm the stand, row, and seat number they were sat in, and the size of the shirt.

I didn't become aware of the shirt until the end of half time when the lad behind me said "there's a shirt under your seat, it came flying down after the 3rd goal"

I'll also email the club and let them know the situation as I didn't have time to go round to the office after the game as I had a train to catch.

£50 is a lot to chuck away for one little tantrum.
 



Maidenhead said:
If you are the person, or know the person, that threw their current season shirt away after the 3rd goal then you may be pleased to know that it is currently in my possession.

I will be happy to return it to it's rightful owner at the next game just so long as they can confirm the stand, row, and seat number they were sat in, and the size of the shirt.

I didn't become aware of the shirt until the end of half time when the lad behind me said "there's a shirt under your seat, it came flying down after the 3rd goal"

I'll also email the club and let them know the situation as I didn't have time to go round to the office after the game as I had a train to catch.

£50 is a lot to chuck away for one little tantrum.
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I misread the title and thought it said shit.

People in the office were looking at me in bemusement as I laughed out loud for no apparent reason.
 
Tyler Durden said:
Also, if anyone found a pair of pants, please DM me.
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Don't worry Tyler Durden ..I picked em up and am putting them to good use...

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HillmortonBlade said:
Yes, they are the ones having a toss-off about the striker of one of our neighbours. Presumably they joined in with chanting his name on the Kop last night.
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HillBilly.

I was overly distraught when I couldn't locate the Beer Throwing Crew.
So I just spent 20 notes and poured it over myself.
Took 'em 40 minutes to serve me... mind.
 
It's mine that. I'm on the Kop, gangway E, row AF, seat 116.

It was a present from our lass and I'm a funny shape so I'm not sure what size she bought. It'll be somewhere between S and XL.

I'm also an amazing thrower. You wouldn't believe where some of the things I throw end up.
 



LYDON said:
HillBilly.

I was overly distraught when I couldn't locate the Beer Throwing Crew.
So I just spent 20 notes and poured it over myself.
Took 'em 40 minutes to serve me... mind.
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Salt in the wound... At 3-0 I decided there was nothing else for it but to go a wee and a beer and hope I would be cursing my misfortune at missing a goal (a tactic only fractionally less effective than that employed by the management team). One shutter up, one person serving.

Edit. "HillBilly"? Concidentally, I have Banjo Duel as my ringtone
 
Use it as an oil rag when working on your car or cut it up use it as a snot rag or even wipe yer arse on it. I would imagine at the moment the owner would be ashamed to be seen in it.
 
I must say I was expecting a lot more than shirt throwing after 15mins..tbh I was expecting some clown on the pitch confronting either long or wilder or both so to get away with shirt throwing utd have done well there,however who knows what the next home game brings should utd fail to stop the rot!
 
Maidenhead said:
If you are the person, or know the person, that threw their current season shirt away after the 3rd goal then you may be pleased to know that it is currently in my possession.

I will be happy to return it to it's rightful owner at the next game just so long as they can confirm the stand, row, and seat number they were sat in, and the size of the shirt.

I didn't become aware of the shirt until the end of half time when the lad behind me said "there's a shirt under your seat, it came flying down after the 3rd goal"

I'll also email the club and let them know the situation as I didn't have time to go round to the office after the game as I had a train to catch.

£50 is a lot to chuck away for one little tantrum.
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That shirt now sounds lucky:p

If not claimed in a week or so then best to raffle it off on here and proceeds go to the Fonz
 
Maidenhead said:
If you are the person, or know the person, that threw their current season shirt away after the 3rd goal then you may be pleased to know that it is currently in my possession.

I will be happy to return it to it's rightful owner at the next game just so long as they can confirm the stand, row, and seat number they were sat in, and the size of the shirt.

I didn't become aware of the shirt until the end of half time when the lad behind me said "there's a shirt under your seat, it came flying down after the 3rd goal"

I'll also email the club and let them know the situation as I didn't have time to go round to the office after the game as I had a train to catch.

£50 is a lot to chuck away for one little tantrum.
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This is brilliant wish I'd seen it. Did they just have to go home shirtless? Or maybe they'd bought it pre-match still optimistic and just removed it from its bag to launch it.

I got told to sit down at 3-0 by the bloke behind when I stood up to shout some "advice" because he "couldn't see the match!!!" Why would that have been a problem???
 
corkysbeard said:
I must say I was expecting a lot more than shirt throwing after 15mins..tbh I was expecting some clown on the pitch confronting either long or wilder or both so to get away with shirt throwing utd have done well there,however who knows what the next home game brings should utd fail to stop the rot!
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Come on now Blade56 has been very busy on the rumours section...
 
Esablade said:
Come on now Blade56 has been very busy on the rumours section...
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Spot on Eb the euphemism "Clowne" is so synonymous with sufc and those associated with it at the moment I'm run feckin ragged, Photoshopping to get in the pictures with target players, caption competitions, making jokes, pulling rabbits out of hats..... The list is endless then I have to do my gardening blog (green side up WincobankBlade), my sufc Samaritan shift (put the razor and pills down please LYDON and if he comes near you LS26BLADE RUN), not to mention my overseas duties with sitwell phew and I'm filming tonight.
 
Maidenhead said:
If you are the person, or know the person, that threw their current season shirt away after the 3rd goal then you may be pleased to know that it is currently in my possession.

I will be happy to return it to it's rightful owner at the next game just so long as they can confirm the stand, row, and seat number they were sat in, and the size of the shirt.

I didn't become aware of the shirt until the end of half time when the lad behind me said "there's a shirt under your seat, it came flying down after the 3rd goal"

I'll also email the club and let them know the situation as I didn't have time to go round to the office after the game as I had a train to catch.

£50 is a lot to chuck away for one little tantrum.
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Shit! Not again.

Barney You ok buddy and do you want your stuff back this time?
 



Do they have any distinguishing marks to identify them???
It's just that there were that many bollocks dropped lastnight that we may need a few days to sort through them all!!!!!!!!
 
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