Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[super_pig]

Steve Faulkner charts the progress of wannabe birds-of-prey handlers in our weekly roundup in 'Faulkner's Falconers'

with special guest star willie faulkner

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Michael Tonge's Use of the Tongue

Featuring a masterclass from Champions League ref. Mark Clattenburg on how to respond to diving cheats (with possible secondary uses...)

 

[1973Blade]

To bring this thread up-to-date:
Duffy The Empire Slayer - Mark Duffy provides a critique of the British Empire.
Octahussey - Chris Hussey investigates why the number 8 is considered to be a lucky number in Korea.

 

[TJB.]

Up The Duffy - Why does Mark Duffy have a pregnant lady's head shoved up his arse? How does it hinder his football career?

 

[The Crab]

Killa's Roadkill - A weekly show where former Blades player Matthew Kilgallon shows us what he has twatted with his Range Rover. This weeks guests are a Pheasant, a Fox, and something that may have been a Squirrel or perhaps a Rabbit, fuck knows because it's really mashed.

 

[TJB.]

Life of a Hussey - Chris discusses the day-to-day business of being a proper filthy slag.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Kamara on Safari

Chris Kamara takes his life in his hands as hurtles round Knowsley Safari Park slightly above the official speed limit of 5mph.

 

[The Crab]

It's All Bollocks with Bullock - former Blade Darren Bullock drinks a huge bottle of White Lightning and walks down Fargate swearing at strangers and offering his opinions on world events, today's special is Brexit.

 

[The Crab]

Eddie Colquhoun's Shot at the Moon - Former Blade Eddie tours the local scrap yards for parts to build a space rocket, and is delighted to pick up a Ford Sierra steering Wheel for a tenner, his next stop is Chester Zoo where he hopes to be able to borrow a Chimp to send up on the test flight. Starring Nick Montgomery as Monty the Cheeky Chimp.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Beattie the Clock

On his return to BL, James has to see if he can stay on the pitch until full time

 

[The Crab]

The Only Way is Shirecliffe - A weekly programme following the exploits of a group of footballers. This week, Stefan kicks off when someone has stolen the booster seat from his Range Rover, and Mark ends up with his Lollipop stuck in an unfortunate place after an altercation with a Nightclub bouncer.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Hill Street Blues

Jose wakes up in a skip outside Yorkshire Tiles again, after a night on the town.

 

[elgoog44]

Gannon Ball Run, this slick Sky Arts program features 90 minuets of John Gannon running, 10 minuets art critic from the panel consisting of Dean Hammond (from the program: Cant run, Wont Run) Paul Coutts (from the program: Sideways, Backwards any way but forward) and hosted by Nick "Monty" Montgomery

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Nick Montgomery is on the receiving end of some over-zealous policing in the cop thriller 'Nick Montgomery' where they nick Montgomery for assault after knocking.
someone unconscious in row Z. Starring Nick Montgomery as Nick 'Monty' Montgomery.

 

[elgoog44]

Rising Cramp - this canned laughter extravaganza, follows Dean Hammond & Martyn Woolford with attempts to convince the manager they can play football.... Special Guest appearance from Nicholas Montgomery playing fitness instructor "Monty"

 

[Bayingblade]

Titanic

Nigel Adkins looks back on his time at Sheffield United.

 

[Bayingblade]

A Round With Mellis

This week, Jacob plays Tinsley Park

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Monty Montage

Complilation of clips from the numerous shows in which Nick Montgomery has appeared in his role as beloved character "Monty"

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

John Holland's Annual Hootenanny

The former shirt sponsor rings in the new season with a pre-recorded musical extravaganza in his used car showroom, featuring a plethora of acts including Dizzy 'Keith' Gillespie, KT 'Fred' Tunstall, Keith 'Edwards' Sweat, Aztec 'Chris' Kamara, a breathless solo performance on the Hammond organ and of course the obligatory appearance by Ruby 'Iain' Turner. Culminates in a rousing rendition of Annie's Song on the stroke of kick-off by special guest star, TV's Nick 'Monty' Montgomery.

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Nick Montgomery is on the receiving end of some over-zealous policing in the cop thriller 'Nick Montgomery' where they nick Montgomery for assault after knocking.
someone unconscious in row Z. Starring Nick Montgomery as Nick 'Monty' Montgomery.

That's the most mentions of Nick "Monty" Montgomery I can remember seeing, have a like

 

[RealMcCoy]

Does anyone understand this ?

Yes. Liked it too, although some of the innocent may have suffered.

 

[Grappler]

Sky Atlantic 9PM

A Game of Moans - fantasy medieval drama featuring political intrigue, in-fighting and backstabbing. This week, Lord Pinchy Stark moans about Bladey Blades, much to the annoyance of his fierce rival, Sir Barney Lannister, who only wants people to hear his moans about Nigel Adkins. Starring Pinchy, as Lord Pinchy Stark, Barney, as Sir Barney Lannister, Keith Edwards, as The Kings expert summarizer, the Earl of moaning on Radio Sheffield, and Nick Montgomery as Arch Duke Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[mypin1889]

The South Stand Show
John Brayford steps in for Melvyn Bragg to host a special edition of the iconic arts programme. In the first half the panel discuss the lyrics of the Greasy Chip Butty song through the prism of post-industrial kitchen-sink realism. In the second half they stand behind the dug-out shouting 'get it sorted Adkins, tha useless cunt!'

 

[Sean Thornton]

The South Stand Show
John Brayford steps in for Melvyn Bragg to host a special edition of the iconic arts programme. In the first half the panel discuss the lyrics of the Greasy Chip Butty song through the prism of post-industrial kitchen-sink realism. In the second half they stand behind the dug-out shouting 'get it sorted Adkins, tha useless cunt!'

The miserable yet smug bastards who sit behind the dugout wouldn't let anyone stand up. Be uproar, you might not be able to hear there wit and wisdom!

 

[BushBlade]

Game On. Flatshare comedy with Chris Hussey as Matt, a claustrophobic left back and Mark Duffy as Martin, the ginger tosser.
Also starring Samantha J Anus as 'Monty'.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

"Later with Jools Holland"

Ugly self-regarding southern twat relates his life story that has fuck all to do with Sheffield United

 

[Barney]

"Later with Jools Holland"

Ugly self-regarding southern twat relates his life story that has fuck all to do with Sheffield United

Wrong section then.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Wrong section then.

60 seconds to tell me that? - wrong hobby son

 

[Barney]

60 seconds to tell me that? - wrong hobby son

Don't "son" me boy.

 

[Grappler]

"Gordon Bennett!!!" - A new light hearted series featuring young United prospect Shea Gordon, and former Blades reserve keeper Ian Bennett, where they discuss innocent, harmless words that our parents and grand parents used instead of swearing, this week the lads look at "Blimey", "Blooming", "Flipping" and "Eckers".