Bladepicker
Paul Coutts Fan Club Founder Member
So time to confess - when did you go? I went at 4.
How big a blade you are can be viewed in the handy results table below:
Had a ticket but didn't even go - Absolute shysters the lot of you. A chance to go to BDTBL under the Saturday night lights and you choose to stay in the pub or even worse, at home in the warmth and comfort of your own home.
Bladey Blade scale = Jerome Sinclair
0-1 - Either you're Nostrdamus or you went for a piss and it was three nil by the time you came out of the bogs so you thought fuck it and went home. You made it here at least but a poor showing with little love for our heroes in the Red and the White.
Bladey Blade Scale = Barry Hayles
0-2 - Was it the ease at which that through ball to Watkins cut us open that did for you at this stage? Did you not remember our brave, herculean effort to comeback from 2 nil against Brighton before they dicked us for 5 the week before? Be ashamed - Shoutbox privileges should be removed Foxy for such blatant S2 hatred.
Bladey Blade Scale = Danny Cullip
0-3 - The moment of the first mass exodus as seen on the TV for those who selected the above options. It was only 3 - we've come back form worse - to go at this stage shows you have the heart and fight of Anel Ahmedhodzic. All owners of the early 90's lace up collar kit should be made to hand them back in.
Bladey Blade Scale = Tommy Mooney
0-4 - Ok so we've shipped four goals by the half hour mark, we've shown zero fight or determination; wilder hasn't done anything to change the gaping holes in midfield and at the back and it has a feel of Newcastle all over again but there's over half the game left and you are making us look an even bigger laughing stock by walking out now. You've done so well to sit through the half hour of dread but then you go and throw away all your bladey credentials and actually embarrass us on national TV just as much as that back 5.
Bladey Blade Scale = David Unsworth
0-5 - Why? You've sat through all that and you choose the 5th as your point to leave? What about those poor subs who came on and battled out a 0-0 for the rest of the 90? Did they not deserve your support to the end? You could easily have been Blades legends but you threw it all away and you actively hate the club now don't you? Unbelieveable.
Bladey Blade Scale = Nathan Blake
Stayed to the end - Bravo - you are the Blades we all aspire to be. Forget those who were at Port Vale or anyone who went to Stevenage away - you are the true Blayards out there. Deserve 10,000 loyalty points and a lunch with the Prince (or at the very least an interview). You absolute sado-masochists you.
Bladey Blade Scale = If scientists could spawn a baby with the genes of Billy Sharp, Bob Booker, Jimmy Hagan, TC and BTL then that's you that is. There's no bigger Blade than you Seth.
How big a blade you are can be viewed in the handy results table below:
Had a ticket but didn't even go - Absolute shysters the lot of you. A chance to go to BDTBL under the Saturday night lights and you choose to stay in the pub or even worse, at home in the warmth and comfort of your own home.
Bladey Blade scale = Jerome Sinclair
0-1 - Either you're Nostrdamus or you went for a piss and it was three nil by the time you came out of the bogs so you thought fuck it and went home. You made it here at least but a poor showing with little love for our heroes in the Red and the White.
Bladey Blade Scale = Barry Hayles
0-2 - Was it the ease at which that through ball to Watkins cut us open that did for you at this stage? Did you not remember our brave, herculean effort to comeback from 2 nil against Brighton before they dicked us for 5 the week before? Be ashamed - Shoutbox privileges should be removed Foxy for such blatant S2 hatred.
Bladey Blade Scale = Danny Cullip
0-3 - The moment of the first mass exodus as seen on the TV for those who selected the above options. It was only 3 - we've come back form worse - to go at this stage shows you have the heart and fight of Anel Ahmedhodzic. All owners of the early 90's lace up collar kit should be made to hand them back in.
Bladey Blade Scale = Tommy Mooney
0-4 - Ok so we've shipped four goals by the half hour mark, we've shown zero fight or determination; wilder hasn't done anything to change the gaping holes in midfield and at the back and it has a feel of Newcastle all over again but there's over half the game left and you are making us look an even bigger laughing stock by walking out now. You've done so well to sit through the half hour of dread but then you go and throw away all your bladey credentials and actually embarrass us on national TV just as much as that back 5.
Bladey Blade Scale = David Unsworth
0-5 - Why? You've sat through all that and you choose the 5th as your point to leave? What about those poor subs who came on and battled out a 0-0 for the rest of the 90? Did they not deserve your support to the end? You could easily have been Blades legends but you threw it all away and you actively hate the club now don't you? Unbelieveable.
Bladey Blade Scale = Nathan Blake
Stayed to the end - Bravo - you are the Blades we all aspire to be. Forget those who were at Port Vale or anyone who went to Stevenage away - you are the true Blayards out there. Deserve 10,000 loyalty points and a lunch with the Prince (or at the very least an interview). You absolute sado-masochists you.
Bladey Blade Scale = If scientists could spawn a baby with the genes of Billy Sharp, Bob Booker, Jimmy Hagan, TC and BTL then that's you that is. There's no bigger Blade than you Seth.
