What should Fallowfield spend his £3k on?

[Overthehills]

T'old lads back and 3k heavier apparently... any investment opportunities anyweer??





Genuine answers on a postcard.....

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Bargain at £96.99

 

[CoatesyBlade]

Bargain at £96.99

So what’s the crack here? The big chaps allowed so long as there’s a star on the end of it but nipples are a definite no no? Cos that would be inappropriate? That’s the line in the sand??

 

[Fatlad666]

2 weeks at fantasy island, it's what he lives in a fucking fantasy

 

[BadgersBigToe]

A one way ticket…….to anywhere

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

Bargain at £96.99

Any good these? Asking for a good friend.

 

[Nonamedhorse]

Getting a professional photoshop of himself collecting the £3k ‘winnings’. Or maybe inviting a few of us into the families box that he uses every game.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

The big girdle section in Grattans.

 

[pommpey]

FA Level 1 = £160-200
FA Level 2 = £400-450
UEFA B Licence = £1000
UEFA A Licence = £4000

So he could get the first three steps. He'd have to do extensive work at clubs and provide a portfolio of evidence and sit exams but from what I understand they do packages for learning difficulties and ex-offenders. Those on the sex offenders register usually have a job getting approval though. They don't want another Barry Bennell and all that.

Time served and with the experience boxes ticked he should get his license when his suspended sentences expire and his paper round has coughed up enough cash. When he's 35 or so.

Does anyone actually believe he was at Cheltenham and has the maturity to put a bet on? Anyone?

Me neither. I think he's there with his parents. Or foster mum. Or summat.

pommpey

 

[Scarebus]

Any good these? Asking for a good friend.

My friend is also interested in the answer to this.

 

[Tom Bott]

Does anyone actually believe he was at Cheltenham

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Doing some research for his club.

 

[Sean Thornton]

It’s all going on his own horse in the Gold Cup.,A Plus Re Tard.

 

[Bladepicker]

My friend is also interested in the answer to this.

Cheesecake!!

 

[Houston_Blade]

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

If it’s the same Vibratin Eric-Dong that I’ve seen play for Barca’s youth team, he’s got a wand of a left foot.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

My friend is also interested in the answer to this.

I asked my friend who has one and he said the cock wasn't as big as advertised but apart from that all's good. No complaints if you shoot your bolt after 5 strokes and she/he doesn't shout at you if you wipe your cock on the curtains.

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Bargain at £96.99

Rip off! I always get mine second hand for a fraction of the price...

 

[pommpey]

Rip off! I always get mine second hand for a fraction of the price...

I borrow my dad's

Sometimes he forgets to wash it after he's used it though ...

pommpey

 

[Tom Bott]

Bargain at £96.99

Sam (antha) He She Me tried it and claimed he/she couldn't decide which way to swing.

Over to you Dozy.

 

[Eza Blade]

 

[Colombia Blade]

T'old lads back and 3k heavier apparently... any investment opportunities anyweer??

Can he put it towards paying for the underground heating?

 

[MKY]

A lick of blue paint for the rust bucket?