Your matchday in 5 stages

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

What would you normally be doing today for a home match Vs Leeds in 5 stages?

1) Cooked breakfast somewhere at 10am

2) Cremorne until 2pm

3) Railway until 2.55pm

4) Celebrating a win on Eccy Road

5) Curry at Shapla!

 

[Gimli]

1) 16 pints at the railway
2) stumble to my seat 5 minutes after kickoff
3) leave to get a pint 5 minutes before half time
4) leave early cos we’re losing
5) kidney punch to the most vulnerable looking away supporter
6) abuse all the players on the forum
7) learn maths

 

[Inter_blade83]

If it's a Sunday... work from 7-3.30. Watch the game on a stream whilst in a meeting as I'm 2 hours ahead haha.

 

[mattbianco1]

What would you normally be doing today for a home match Vs Leeds in 5 stages?

1) Cooked breakfast somewhere at 10am

2) Cremorne until 2pm

3) Railway until 2.55pm

4) Celebrating a win on Eccy Road

5) Curry at Shapla!

Why would you write this?

 

[Sherwood Forester]

1) 9.30am leave home

2) 10.30am breakfast at Strensham Services (usually Bacon & Leek Pasty and Black Americano)

3) 1.30pm arrive at the Lane

4) match

5) 5.30pm summat tasty from Admiral in Mosborough

6) 8.30pm home

Typing this has made me miss the rhythm of a match day.....

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

1) 9.30am leave home

2) 10.30am breakfast at Strensham Services (usually Bacon & Leek Pasty and Black Americano)

3) 1.30pm arrive at the Lane

4) match

5) 5.30pm summat tasty from Admiral in Mosborough

6) 8.30pm home

Typing this has made me miss the rhythm of a match day.....

Bacon and leek pasty. Nuff said!!

 

[Tezza1889]

Bacon buttie

Benjamin bout 11

Barrell up to 2.45

Match

Barrell

Fannys

Home.. I'm greedy, need more than 5 stages..

 

[PLAIN BLADE]

Full of Ale-Carts this site .

 

[originaltrueblade]

What would you normally be doing today for a home match Vs Leeds in 5 stages?

1) Cooked breakfast somewhere at 10am

2) Cremorne until 2pm

3) Railway until 2.55pm

4) Celebrating a win on Eccy Road

5) Curry at Shapla!

You missed the match it’s a 12 noon KO

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Wank

Fag

Pints

Gram

Shag

 

[JPBrods]

Get up
Put make-up on
Open Grindr
Oh wait

 

[WORKSOPBLADE]

Don’t want to think about it .... too painful

 

[blade67]

I'm surprised how many people get pissed and then stay in the pub until after the match

 

[west_yorks_blade]

The new normal:

1. Bitch and moan about our players before the game
2. Bitch and moan about the team when announced at 11
3. Bitch and moan in shout box about every misplaced pass or mistake during the game
4. Create a post match thread bitching and moaning about several scapegoats
5. Repeat above

 

[Johnstreetstand]

Think about match ,Anticipation
start doing something domestic
forget about match
cup of tea and look at phone
oh fuck I forgot it was an early kick off , depression.

 

[BettingBlade]

There’s a lot of people not making kick off on this thread. In fact some are missing the match completely

 

[XM657]

What would you normally be doing today for a home match Vs Leeds in 5 stages?

1) Cooked breakfast somewhere at 10am

2) Cremorne until 2pm

3) Railway until 2.55pm

4) Celebrating a win on Eccy Road

5) Curry at Shapla!

Good post Sir, giving me a laugh or two the answers are, but seems quite a few are dyslexic to the word 'normally'.
God wish my life was as interesting as most on here. I'll have to get out more, oh just a minute covi......! 'Ale cart' ampt heard that one in awhile.