Your January Transfer Rumour

[TJB.]

I did this on BladesMad last year and it went down a treat, so let's give it a go on here.

As we all know, transfer windows throw up all kinds of unfathomable bullshit, so try this game and make yer own up!

Your birth month = player
January - Jay McEveley
February - Jordan Rhodes
March - Harry Kane
April - Neil Collins
May - Ross McCormack
June - Chris Porter
July - Jamie Vardy
August - Emmanuel Adebayor
September - Tom Bradshaw
October - Jose Baxter
November - Wayne Rooney
December - Adebayo Akinfenwa

First letter of your first name = rumoured club
A = Arsenal
B = Borussia Dortmund
C = Charlton Athletic
D = Doncaster Rovers
E = Everton
F = Fenerbahce
G = Galatasaray
H = Hannover 96
I = Ipswich Town
J = Juventus
K = Kilmarnock
L = Luton Town
M = Middlesbrough
N = Napoli
O = Oldham Athletic
P = Porto
Q = QPR
S = Sunderland
T = Portland Timbers
U = Udinese
V = Aston Villa
W = Wimbledon
X = Fuck Off
Y = Young Boys
Z = Zenit St. Petersburg

Birth date & birth month = transfer fee in millions.

For example, I was born ont 15th May and my first initial is T, so my rumour is Ross McCormack to Portland Timbers for £15.5million

Happy new year, and let's hope for a happy transfer window for SUFC.

UTB.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Ross McCormack To Middlesboro for £25.5 million!

Ha! Suck on that, Pigs.

 

[UnitedBlade]

Ha ha Porter to Arsenal (fee undisclosed)

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Tom Bradshaw to Middlesbrough for £4.9 million!

Boro will go bankrupt at this rate!

 

[Paulus]

Go on then I'll bite - Jose Baxter to Porto for £24.9 million - If that comes off I bet there would still be some miserable buggers moaning - same owd Blades board always selling their best players

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Ross McCormack to Arsenal for £1.5m.

Depreciation of a Vauxhall Adam!

 

[shrubbery]

I've got Neil Collins to Charlton Athletic for £25.4 million. Now that really would make my Christmas!

 

[Bladey]

Jamie Vardy to Charlton Athletic for 19.7 million..... That's a bargain!

 

[Bladebri]

I did this on BladesMad last year and it went down a treat, so let's give it a go on here.

As we all know, transfer windows throw up all kinds of unfathomable bullshit, so try this game and make yer own up!

Your birth month = player
January - Jay McEveley
February - Jordan Rhodes
March - Harry Kane
April - Neil Collins
May - Ross McCormack
June - Chris Porter
July - Jamie Vardy
August - Emmanuel Adebayor
September - Tom Bradshaw
October - Jose Baxter
November - Wayne Rooney
December - Adebayo Akinfenwa

First letter of your first name = rumoured club
A = Arsenal
B = Borussia Dortmund
C = Charlton Athletic
D = Doncaster Rovers
E = Everton
F = Fenerbahce
G = Galatasaray
H = Hannover 96
I = Ipswich Town
J = Juventus
K = Kilmarnock
L = Luton Town
M = Middlesbrough
N = Napoli
O = Oldham Athletic
P = Porto
Q = QPR
S = Sunderland
T = Portland Timbers
U = Udinese
V = Aston Villa
W = Wimbledon
X = Fuck Off
Y = Young Boys
Z = Zenit St. Petersburg

Birth date & birth month = transfer fee in millions.

For example, I was born ont 15th May and my first initial is T, so my rumour is Ross McCormack to Portland Timbers for £15.5million

Happy new year, and let's hope for a happy transfer window for SUFC.

UTB.

Rooney to Borussia Dortmund for 13.11 million

 

[UnitedBlade]

I've got Neil Collins to Charlton Athletic for £25.4 million. Now that really would make my Christmas!

He's not going, he's extended his contract at SUFC.

 

[Kian_barlow00]

Adebayo akinfenwa to Kilmarnock for 10.12 million

 

[sheff_blade90]

Adebayor to luton Town for 10.8m, still.more plausible than some of the itks

 

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

Akinfenwa to Dortmund for £13.12m

 

[brownie4583]

Akinfenwa to Sunderland £8.12 million

 

[CG Blade]

Tom Bradshaw to Sunderland 10.9 million.

 

[lazyfecklessblade]

This is the cleverest attempt at identity theft I have ever seen

 

[Old Skool]

Neil Collins to Donny Rovers for 7 pence and a couple of brightly coloured Quality Street Wrappers.........................you heard it here first !!!! Happy New Year to all Blades wherever you are in this crazy world !!!

 

[TJB.]

This is the cleverest attempt at identity theft I have ever seen

What a load of nonsense.

Anyway, I forgot a part. Your sort code = player's weekly wage...

 

[Large Mendonca]

My believable transfer would be Emmanuel Adebayor to Galatasary for £20.8m

 

[Small Mendonca]

Wayne Rooney to Charlton Athletic for £9.11 million - he'd have found his new level.

 

[Updemblades]

Jay MacEverly to Borussia Dortmund for 28.1 million.

 

[sothall blade]

I've got Neil Collins to Charlton Athletic for £25.4 million. Now that really would make my Christmas!

yes but would that £24.4 million received be re-invested in the team ? sorry to put a downer on things !

 

[loyalblade95]

Adebayor to juventus for £10.8 million not sure about the price but could be a likely transfer

 

[mattbianco1]

McEverley to Middlesbrough for £15.1m

 

[spongebobblade]

Is it me or is this your way TJB of telling us there will be no incoming signings this January?
40 million from the sales of Jay Mac and Collins with Jim telling us it's going to be re-invested in a new toilet block

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

He's not going, he's extended his contract at SUFC.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

yes but would that £24.4 million received be re-invested in the team ? sorry to put a downer on things !

Every penny to go on transfer fees [after McC has had his £24.4M out of it]

 

[sothall blade]

Every penny to go on transfer fees [after McC has had his £24.4M out of it]

Mmm i was thinking on those lines as well what a cynical lot we are

 

[LichfieldBlade]

McEverley to Middlesbrough for £15.1m

I'll start a bidding war - McEverley to Juve for £16.1m!

 

[Tezza1889]

Jamie vardy to Sunderland 31 million... Aha !