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Tangenitally to to the worse ever player thread, how about the worst ever misses by United players - i.e. the sort of chances the proverbial granny could have scored but which our hero missed.

I have 2 nominations:

1. Paul Williams: its the vital 2nd leg play off game against Bristol City in May 1988. United had lost the first leg 0-1 and had gone 1-0 down early on in the second leg at the Lane. Colin Morris equalised with a great goal just after half time and United were pressing for the goal that would take it to extra time. With about 10 mins to go, Richard Cadette went on a mazy run that took him into City area where his shot was parried by the goalie straight to Paul Williams facing an empty goal about 10 yards out. It was a simple tap in. However, Williams took ages to get the ball under control which allowed the goalie and about 8 defenders to get back and smother the shot when it eventually came. That was that, the game ended 1-1 and we were down.

2. Axel Smeets. Home to Walsall August 1999, Adrian Heath's first matach at the Lane as manager. Shaun Murphy had put us 1-0 up in the first couple of minutes. After about 20 minutes, the Walsall offside track was sprung and a player who I can't recall bore down with the ball on the goalie with Smeets at his side. The goalie came out and the ball was passed to Smeets who took it past the goalie to the edge of the 6 yards box. However, he was so slow about it that a couple of defenders had got back on the line, but from 6 yards you would expect him to be able to find a bit of the goal not occupied by a defender. Not our Axel. He tamely hit the ball straight to a defender and it was cleared. Walsall equalised shortly aftewards, the game finished 1-1 and we knew we were in for a long hard season.
 



Agree with the above two. just remembered when we played at Chesterfield in March 1989, Ian Bryson rounded keeper Mick Leonard and ran into an empty net but kicked the ball against the post. A minute or two later he scored a good equaliser.

Tony Agana would miss easy chances but score from difficult chances. Steve Cammack would miss a lot of sitters too. after coming in as sub against Norwich in Sept 1973, he had a very easy chance to score and Kevin Keelan was rooted to the goalline but Cammack fluffed his shot and the ball would go out for a throw in! Yes it was that bad and there were Blades fans in the BLUT holding their heads in frustration
 
I thought Smeets fired over the bar in that game?
 
You mention Walsall.....

Ah, but something liked 25-30% of pens are missed, so a missed pen doesn't count as a horrendous miss - even a really important pen :-(
 
One of the worst misses seen at the Lane not by a United player was by the present so called "Greatest player in the world". Ronaldo.
 
One of the worst misses seen at the Lane not by a United player was by the present so called "Greatest player in the world". Ronaldo.

That was a shocker. Four yards out in front of an open goal and he put it over the bar.



Didn't Akinbiyi do something similar at the Lane when playing for Wolves?
 
That was a shocker. Four yards out in front of an open goal and he put it over the bar.



Didn't Akinbiyi do something similar at the Lane when playing for Wolves?



He did, Akinbiyi's is number 2 in the Bert list of shocking misses.
 
Petr Katchouro skying one in the first game of the 97/98 against Sunderland with an empty net.
 
Tony Agana would miss easy chances but score from difficult chances. Steve Cammack would miss a lot of sitters too. after coming in as sub against Norwich in Sept 1973, he had a very easy chance to score and Kevin Keelan was rooted to the goalline but Cammack fluffed his shot and the ball would go out for a throw in! Yes it was that bad and there were Blades fans in the BLUT holding their heads in frustration
yeah but in his defence he did score that equaliser in the fog against Leeds from about 30 yards out.. Flynns was a pretty poor effort today.. why did he go with his right foot from there.. why didn't he take it in further.. PANIC!!
actually i was stunned he beat the defender. i never thought he would score in a month of sundays

Darren.. you have impressive memory recall mate :)
 
Danny webber vs Wigan

Hit the post, which given the chance wouldn't make it a horrendous miss.

But he stopped and wheeled off in celebration, rather than following the ball in.

He could have just tapped it into the empty net.
 



I remember Deane missing an absolute sitter against Brighton, luckily we scored five and won 5-4 so it didn't matter.

The worst I've seen in the flesh is probably Rob Hulse against Blackburn in the Prem. The ball was lofted over the top and he had a clear run on goal. Hell, the momentum of the ball would have probably taken it in! Hulse instead lashed it wide. He compounded the error by missing a second half penalty and then put one straight down Friedel's throat after a great turn in the box. Not only that, but we'd already missed one penalty (Unsworth) and Alan Quinn missed an open net off the rebound of Hulse's penalty!

Anyone saying we didn't deserve to go down that year should merely looking at our finishing in that game to disabuse themselves of that notion. Embarrassing.
 
I remember Deane missing an absolute sitter against Brighton, luckily we scored five and won 5-4 so it didn't matter.

The worst I've seen in the flesh is probably Rob Hulse against Blackburn in the Prem. The ball was lofted over the top and he had a clear run on goal. Hell, the momentum of the ball would have probably taken it in! Hulse instead lashed it wide. He compounded the error by missing a second half penalty and then put one straight down Friedel's throat after a great turn in the box. Not only that, but we'd already missed one penalty (Unsworth) and Alan Quinn missed an open net off the rebound of Hulse's penalty!

Anyone saying we didn't deserve to go down that year should merely looking at our finishing in that game to disabuse themselves of that notion. Embarrassing.

Oh yes, that Deane one was awful. I have posted about it before. We were 3-4 down, having been 3-0 up, when mid way through the second half a hopeful lofted through ball looked easy for a retreating defender and/or the Brighton goalie as Deane ambled after it in more than hope than expectation. Unfortuately for Brighton, the defender and goalie both had eyes on the ball as it came down and clattered into each other leaving them in a heap on the ground and the ball sailing behind them and dropping towards the penalty spot. Deane ran past the Brighton players to meet the ball. He could have stopped the ball as it fell and then side footed the ball in as there was not a defender near him. Unfortunately, he decided to take it on the volley and lofted it over the open goal!

Luckily, we got a pen shortlay afterwards, which Bryson scored and then Francis got the last minute winner.
 
I remember Simon Stainrod wheeling away in celabration at scoring his hat-trick after rounding keeper and firing it into an empty net, only for the ball to get stuck in the mud at lane end. think? it was against Luton? Or any time Jostien Flo stuck on a Blades shirt,Liverpool away being the only exception.A donkey.
 
Chico Hamilton once took a pen at the Lane end and hit the clock.
 
Craig Beattie - away at Preston in the play offs. Not a bad miss as such, but racing through on goal from the right wing with defenders giving chase and the goalkeeper closing down the angle, all he had to do was square it for Lupoli to have an easy finish into an open net but he shot and it was easily blocked by the Preston keeper (Lonergan).
 
Steve Kabba had 3 shockers in the promotion season. The first, against Wednesday at the Leppings Lane end, in the first few minutes Webber squared it for him from about 5 yards out and he some how managed to miss it.

Later on in the season we drew 1-1 at home to Reading (Dyer for us, Kitson for them). In the dying minutes, we sprang the offside trap from a set piece and from about 6 yards out he managed to miss.

The third one was against Hull, where in similar circumstances he should have scored but the keeper pushed it out for a corner, but luckily the resulting corner led to Unsworth scoring!

Another honorable mention to Harry away at Huddersfield last season.

Too many to mention, especially away - I now don't even get remotely excited until the ball is clearly in the net, no offside has been given, and the referee is satisfied he can't find a reason to rule it out.
 
Another honorable mention to Harry away at Huddersfield last season.

That was a shocker, a true center backs finish.

Ronaldo's miss at the Lane is my favourite, had a cracking view of it from the Family Stand and sure I celebrated that more than Keefs opener!
 



I remember Simon Stainrod wheeling away in celabration at scoring his hat-trick after rounding keeper and firing it into an empty net, only for the ball to get stuck in the mud at lane end. think? it was against Luton? Or any time Jostien Flo stuck on a Blades shirt,Liverpool away being the only exception.A donkey.

That was the game Woody scored with a header,IIRC. 4-1 win
 

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