Worst match day experience?

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

As a young lad, back in the early 80s (Arsenal I think - which would be apt all things considered), a friend of mine ate several cooking apples on the way home from school and before leaving for the game. Almost shat himself in the queue to get into the ground and then had to have the biggest, sloppiest shit ever in the open-air Kop toilets, with everyone on the stairs laughing and shouting and chucking chips, coins and lord knows what at him, and then discovered there was no bog roll so he had to use his under-crackers to wipe his arse. Despite a big crowd, the upside was he had loads of room standing on the Kop as no-one would go near him - the stink!!!

Edit - to be clear he did ditch the said underwear in the toilet area, he didn't put them back on FFS!!!

Never mind all that - what was the score?

 

[BushBlade]

Never mind all that - what was the score?

1-0 to us? Hatton?

 

[maidmarion]

After the game, I got a good kicking, which made the day even better !

 

[Piffle and Tosh]

We used to give a grand old fellow a lift to all the home games from Dronfield ,one very cold February afternoon after a dreadful 0-0 draw
and the usual trek back to the car parked near Heeley farm as my dad drove down Blackstock Road ,the poor gentleman suffered a heart attack, he was sitting in the front passenger seat and I was in the back .
our decision was to turn round and get him to the Hallamshire but this would mean driving back down and past the Lane ,with me holding him upright we attempted this ,however he suffered another heart attack as we queued to get over Havelock bridge and Died in my arms .
we then had to get him up to the Hallamshire where obviously there was nothing that could be done .