Worst away toilets at a ground that begins with the first letter of your Mum's maiden name

[Freddie]

What?

The Hawthorns.

 

[Micky Narker]

Millmoor.

 

[Not_a_Cheat]

Over the next few weeks all your information will be extracted. First pets name, town of birth. Favourite colour

 

[Mike325]

Silliest post ever

 

[Camden Blade]

The old toilets at the base of the Kop when you just came through the turnstiles Cherry Street end used to be pretty grim.

 

[SheepdipBlade]

Underhill. Not much choice with my mum's maiden name.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Not a ground so didn’t count, but the gents at the museum pub on what is now orchard square were so bad back in the day that from about 9pm onwards on a weekend you’d have to stand in the doorway and wee into a the room which was basically a swimming pool of urine.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Hereford....

You're pissing with the cattle there , its literally mingled in with the cattle market at the away end.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Millmoor.

Don't know my Mums maiden name, always thought she was just called Mum. Oh, and I took my ex-girlfriend with me, she liked dogging, does this still count? And before Canterbury Blade asks, no I don't have any sneaky pictures of her or my Mum.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Not a ground so didn’t count, but the gents at the museum pub on what is now orchard square were so bad back in the day that from about 9pm onwards on a weekend you’d have to stand in the doorway and wee into a the room which was basically a swimming pool of urine.

Wooden door with an old fashioned latch!

 

[TJ blade]

Buddersfield town, sorry my mum's maiden name starts with a B and there's we're the worst toilets ever

 

[BigBed]

Old Baseball Ground, just like the rest of Derby, overflowing with shit.

 

[Houston_Blade]

My mum’s maiden name began with a ‘T’ so I’m going for ‘The Recreation Ground’ (aka Saltergate). No roof.

 

[originaltrueblade]

Sounds like the sort of scam questions you find in abundance on social media

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Buddersfield town, sorry my mum's maiden name starts with a B and there's we're the worst toilets ever

 

[Bladethebrian]

Not a ground so didn’t count, but the gents at the museum pub on what is now orchard square were so bad back in the day that from about 9pm onwards on a weekend you’d have to stand in the doorway and wee into a the room which was basically a swimming pool of urine.

Good days - the Castle Eden beer was one of the best pints in Sheff

 

[DifferentClass]

Is that Notlob fan from a few years back going to make a "submission"?

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Silliest post ever

I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes when knowsnowt gets to hear about this .......

 

[knowsnowt]

I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes when knowsnowt gets to hear about this .......

I wasn't going to contribute as few people will believe this, but now you've drawn me in....
I used to manage a junior team, and we had a match in Rotherham. I won't go into details.
One of the opposing teams parents had a jack Russel with him and it constantly yapped all way through the game, till about the 60th minute when the bloke got totally fucked off by it and turned away from the pitch, got his nob out and pissed all over it.
The game doesn't only stick in my mind because of that.. Its the same game I had to quit as a manager because I ruffled my lads hair as I subbed him after scoring a brace, and got reported for touching a child.
I faced a charge of gross misconduct or some shit, so I jacked. The team folded that year and haven't competed since, to my knowledge.
It's a shame as most of the lads were from Wybourn and Manor and had fuck all else to do on a weekend, bar try and waken their parents from a drunken stupor.
Jack Russel bloke is probably still getting his nob out at games. Unless he ate the dog.. The fat cunt.

Bogs at the Shay were pretty dismal. My mum was called Steve.

 

[Chezzy Blades]

Ninian Park and The Shay are the two that immediately spring to mind. If you went any time after half 2 at Cardiff you needed your arm bands and snorkel.

 

[Alan Birchenall's hair]

Bogs at Hudders were a shambles this year.

Knowsnowt has chipped in with a daft story about nether regions and Jack Russells, so here's mine......
Minibus load of us went to Coventry for last game of the season in 1990/91 (shite 0-0 draw), all dressed as Scotsmen in kilts (fuck knows why), all with false plastic dicks hanging on string below the bottom of the kilt. Apart from one guy who had a sausage on a string with a glace cherry attached to the end by a cocktail stick. Stopped off in Shepshed on the way, and sat drinking in a pub, all with false dicks hanging underneath the chair. Jack Russell comes along, goes under the table and starts eating the sausage without the guy realising. Spat out the glace cherry though.

Oh and stopped on the hard shoulder of the M69, where 2 lads got off and had a shit on the embankment.
Heady days.......

 

[Sean Thornton]

Silliest post ever

 

[Kenilworth]

Phishing report

 

[Camden Blade]

Halifax. Even though I missed our 5.0 win there in the Div 4 promotion season I'm guessing that their bogs were rank. The old Shay ground.