Wit - chief scout

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Have it on good authority that Tufty has asked his best mate to be his chief scout.

 

[JohnDenver]

Football fwiends!

 

[mattbianco1]

He has been appointed, but not as scout:

 

[BushBlade]

What’s happened to Paul Mitchell then?

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

What’s happened to Paul Mitchell then?

Teasmaid.

Are you allowed to say that these days?

 

[BushBlade]

Teasmaid.

Are you allowed to say that these days?

Goblin Teasmaid?

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

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Goblin Teasmaid?

Almost spat my tea out just then lol

 

[Smirth]

What’s his track record to justify holding such a position?

 

[Ricky]

Well we've had a newsagent as our chief scout, it's only logical that the next step is to appoint an estate agent.

 

[mattbianco1]

He has been appointed, but not as scout:

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Seriously, not a single like for that post?

Took me a good 2.5mins to edit the pic in paint aswell

 

[Houston_Blade]

Seriously, not a single like for that post?

Took me a good 2.5mins to edit the pic in paint aswell

"Pity like" added.

 

[Sean Thornton]

He actually asked Wit to get him a chefs suit for a fancy dress party.

YHIHF

 

[Aston max]

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Goblin Teasmaid?

I've got one of those it's called the wife

 

[Houston_Blade]

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Goblin Teasmaid?

Has anyone seen one of these purchased by anyone this side of 1985?

It's a rhetorical question because guess what............. my in-laws, the ones that I mentioned elsewhere still rent their TV bought one of these last year. When I asked what it did I was told that it warms up the water for a cup of tea. I inquired as to why they need this in addition to a kettle (surprisingly they have an electric kettle, not one of those metal cooker top ones) and didn't really get an answer.

It's nearly as useless as this thing that my wife convinced me we "needed" when the kids were tiny:

 

[Harrisblade]

When I asked what it did I was told that it warms up the water for a cup of tea. I inquired as to why they need this in addition to a kettle (surprisingly they have an electric kettle, not one of those metal cooker top ones) and didn't really get an answer.

They were probably stunned by your lack of knowledge!
A properly set up Teasmaid provides a jug of tea ready to pour straight into a cup for drinking at the time the alarm sounds.
None of the annoyance of having to wait for a kettle to boil, then pouring hot water into a cup and then waiting for tea to brew.
A triumph of science

 

[The Crab]

Almost spat my tea out just then lol

Funny, the Goblin Teasmade has a "spit" setting too...................

 

[The Crab]

Has anyone seen one of these purchased by anyone this side of 1985?

It's a rhetorical question because guess what............. my in-laws, the ones that I mentioned elsewhere still rent their TV bought one of these last year. When I asked what it did I was told that it warms up the water for a cup of tea. I inquired as to why they need this in addition to a kettle (surprisingly they have an electric kettle, not one of those metal cooker top ones) and didn't really get an answer.

It's nearly as useless as this thing that my wife convinced me we "needed" when the kids were tiny:

They'll be getting a Sodatream next, pay twice as much for shit pop

 

[Houston_Blade]

They'll be getting a Sodatream next, pay twice as much for shit pop

I've asked for a Mr Frosty for Christmas from them.

 

[Houston_Blade]

They were probably stunned by your lack of knowledge!
A properly set up Teasmaid provides a jug of tea ready to pour straight into a cup for drinking at the time the alarm sounds.
None of the annoyance of having to wait for a kettle to boil, then pouring hot water into a cup and then waiting for tea to brew.
A triumph of science

Groundbreaking stuff......

That will be too complicated for them to setup properly.

 

[Pinchy]

I trust Old Half knows more about football than he does about current affairs and the English Language. Brooke’s money? Dear oh dear. Stick to Monopoly and Subbuteo, Half.

 

[SwissBlade]

They'll be getting a Sodatream next, pay twice as much for shit pop

I’ll sell them mine. Though I still use it

 

[Pedro Verde]

Thought he picked the team instead of Wilder

 

[Foxy]

I trust Old Half knows more about football than he does about current affairs and the English Language. Brooke’s money? Dear oh dear. Stick to Monopoly and Subbuteo, Half.

Don't use us to throw stones at someone who isn't on here to respond. He's very easy to contact if you have a problem.