Wilson joins RAPFA!

[Pinchy]

Blades manager Danny Wilson today announced his membership of RAPFA, the fastest growing fans organisation in the history of the game.

He is adamant that “proper football” can prosper in “a physically intimidating competition”.

“Brighton played some excellent stuff last season,” Wilson said.

“Southampton did too and both of those teams went up. They are also in areas where you can get a really good pint. The United boss went on to reveal that he had a tattoo on his leg "Love Football - Hate Lager"

“There’s a consensus now that you can play rather than kick your way out, then celebrate with a pint of Pale Rider in the Fat Cat.

“But for me that’s never changed, neither has my taste for a pint of living ale, full of character, drawn from the barrel"

In a joint statement the Blades Catering Manager Ali Kapint announced that sales of the fizzy, lifeless Europop "Lager" would cease with immediate effect to be replaced by cask ales from local brewers.

“I’ve always been a believer you can play good attacking football and have a few jars in The Tavern to celebrate" said Danny.

A RAPFA spokesperson welcomed the news. The "We :heart: Hoofing Brigade" are to arrange an immediate car park protest.

 

[judge]

i was dead against wilsons appointment but now he has announced he is a twat with no sense of humour im only too glad to put him on ignore with all the other nerds

 

[blade too long]

. Bournemouth 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Brentford 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Bury 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Carlisle 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Charlton 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Chesterfield 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Colchester 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Exeter 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Hartlepool 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Huddersfield 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Leyton Orient 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. MK Dons 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Notts County 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Oldham 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Preston 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Rochdale 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Scunthorpe 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Sheff Utd 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Sheff Wed 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Stevenage 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Tranmere 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Walsall 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Wycombe 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
. Yeovil 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

blades above rivals in table

 

[Rodley]

i was dead against wilsons appointment but now he has announced he is a twat with no sense of humour im only too glad to put him on ignore with all the other nerds

LOL. Nail on head.

 

[Ollessendro]

Wilson will have an initiation meeting with senior RAPFA figures to discuss his new membership and his 'crime against football' (playing Doyle and Monty in the middle of the park) at some point in the near future .....

 

[JJ Sefton]

Wilson will have an initiation meeting with senior RAPFA figures...

Do you de-bag him as part of the ceremony?

 

[Rodley]

Do you de-bag him as part of the ceremony?

I think you mean teabag.

 

[Ollessendro]

Do you de-bag him as part of the ceremony?

will is generally used in the future sense ....

I think you mean teabag.

No tea will be served Rodders ..... we operate a strictly real ale policy!?

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

I've just completed on on-line CAMRA survey, am I in ?

 

[JJ Sefton]

will is generally used in the future sense ....

That's a 'yes' then.

PS Capital letters are generally used at the start of a sentence.

PPS You mean future tense.