Full marks Derek Geary for picking The Blades and we don't want no half time shirt swapping play for em both crap. Once a Blade etc.
Probably more important is whether anyone can ensure the children present that Curtis isn't gonna batter some pigs? Personally, I have no problem if he wants to have a bit of piggy target practice but those with young uns at a charity event may expect a little restraint..
As for Chris I can see him also getting drawn into something too and wouldn't want him banned due to a minor fracas with some no mark pig. Chaperone is required and I don't mean Curtis!
Finally, I have competely lost touch with all things pig and just treat them as an irrelevance in relation to on field football. Hence the pig names mentioned have just passed me by. Are they actually legends as I've seriously never heard of em.
