Wilder Bunch - Bouncing Day

[TonyAgana]

Don't know if anyone's mentioned it but fuck me.

I love everything about my club at the moment. Can't we just enjoy it without dousing it in lashings of cringe?

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Cringe or Winge , I prefer Minge myself .

 

[Tom Bott]

Or Ginge if you like Leon's wig.

 

[Bladebri]

Let’s hope it not a grinch Christmas

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

 

[Foxy]

Don't know if anyone's mentioned it but fuck me.

I love everything about my club at the moment. Can't we just enjoy it without dousing it in lashings of cringe?

Exactly what I said 5 seconds in on Friday when it was played after a bit of a build up.

 

[TonyAgana]

Exactly what I said 5 seconds in on Friday when it was played after a bit of a build up.

I was hoping no trace of if would escape the 4 walls of the stadium. And then Gagey’s plugging it on Twitter.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

 

[Rodley]

Didn’t hear, is it as bad as I imagine it to be?

 

[LoughboroBlade]

The perfect gift for every Blade apparently...

 

[8lade]

Takes a deep breath and tries to find it...

 

[mancunianblade]

The perfect gift for every Blade apparently...

“The perfect gift for Everyone” seems to be a tag applied to absolutely everyfuckingthing doesn’t it?

 

[8lade]

The perfect gift would be for United to stop giving 'perfect gifts' on the pitch and start taking 3 points' again.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Didn’t hear, is it as bad as I imagine it to be?

I had a listen...

 

[Rodley]

 

[Roygbiv]

It's the kind of shit Wednesday fans usually do. It's definitely the most embarrassing thing associated with the club since Dean Hammond.

 

[stringer]

I had a listen...

Where is it SEB?

 

[I should coco]

It's the kind of shit Wednesday fans usually do

That twat out of Mike and the Mechanics, that bigger twat out of Reverend and the ("we've only got one song") Makers, the twats out of the Arctic Monkeys and probably a twat from Pulp, all get together to do a special charridee Xmas song. Roy Hattersley does a special wet rap break in the middle...

"Do they know it's Bouncing time again"

That twat Geldoff would probably join in too and the U2 wankers.

Tosspot Vaughn would big it up on Twatter and fans of all the 'other big clubs who are dying for Wednesday to get back in the Prem' would buy loads of copies. It would smash all sales records and go on to become the biggest massive-iest top selling tune ever......

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Where is it SEB?

Kevin Gage stuck it up on twitter and is recommending it to all Blades as a Christmas present. Specsavers now do hearing tests, Gagey!

 

[GaryHamsonsLeftBootLace]

I'm much preferring this, also seen on Twitter:

Carvalhal, are you listening
To the Blades we are glistening
Brooksy megged Hunt
You Portuguese cunt
Walking in a Wilder Wonderland....

Then I spoiled it whilst singing it in the shower and adding my own second part (is it the verse or middle 8, not sure)...

Duffy down the right stopped them bouncing
Clarke bagged two goals to make them cry
Billy Sharp pissed himself laughing
The pigfans going home 2-4getttttttt.

Then repeat the Carvalhal verse...

I'll get my coat.

 

[I should coco]

I'll get my coat.

...and hat.

 

[Sean Thornton]

...and hat.

And passport

 

[Irelands number one]

Where can we hear this? Hope it's not as bad as i expect

 

[KoppedOff]

As embarrassing as it is (and its terrible) it might be more palatable if it was just a daft thing for charity. But I cant see anywhere stating any proceeds go to charity. Still, Sinclairs got form for endlessly plugging his pals dubious music.

Thankfully the players ran out after about 30 seconds of playing it on Friday and he had to cut it off.

Yet another reason to love this team.

 

[FleaPitBlade]

Given that Spotify and Apple Music and the likes pay artists a tiny fraction of a penny per play, there's unlikely to be any proceeds to donate. They might make enough for a bit of new equipment - and to them, that's their livelihood.

Besides that, Russ played at my engagement do a few years ago, he's is a top guy and a brilliant guitarist who I've a lot of respect for on several levels. Good on 'em, I say.

 

[Pinchy]

We shouldn’t get ‘Bouncing Day’ into a song as opposed to ‘Boxing Day’? I thought we’d all buy into that?

I think I may be missing a point, here... am I?

 

[bertieblade]

Available this week on itunes by the Wilder bunch .

Not long ago in Sheffield
So the evening star did say
Wilders boy child David Brooks
Was born on derby day

Clarke now here utd sing
You scored two goals today
And we will sing for ever more
Because of bouncing day .

Fleck put a pearler in the net
It really was a beaut
We were only minutes in
And the wendy crowd were mute

Clarke now here utd sing
You scored two goals today
And we will sing for ever more
Because of bouncing day

When wendy scored their second goal
The pigs began to bounce
But then Utd broke away
And Mark James Duffy pounced

When we played Hull City
clarkey wanted more .
He didnt want one two or three
He went and banged in four !

Clarke now here utd sing
You scored two goals today
And we will sing for ever more
Because of bouncing day

Clarke now hear Utd sing
You did us proud today
And we will sing for ever more
Because of bouncing day .

Yes we will sing for ever more
Because of bouncing day .

Copywrite . R Dennett / M Axelby .

Apologies did not see the other thread, please merge.

 

[ElephantBlade]

I wish this didn't exist.

 

[Minty]

This is just embarrassing

 

[Tyler Durden]

 

[Pierre's PC]

Ignore the Hatorz, it's superb. No really, great work.