Who will return to the Premier League first? Blades or Pigs?

[Heely bottoms underpants]

Going by previous relegations we average the Premier league every 15 years.. So there's every chance I will be dead... What a sobering thought.
As for the pigs... I think they'll drop like a stone.

 

[Drunk blade]

Us in 2037

 

[Sandygate Blade]

Us in 2037

I'll be 88 by then. I better get to the Burnley game. May be last chance to see the Blades in the top division.

 

[Drunk blade]

I'll be 88 by then. I better get to the Burnley game. May be last chance to see the Blades in the top division.

You will be starting up front

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Knock knock.
Who’s there ?
Lee
Lee who ?

 

[petcharlie]

Us, but only cos the pigs are in such dire straits they could legitimately fold as a going concern in the next two years.

I hope their owner stays he is doing a great job , I am just going to the Co-oP bank to draw my money out just as a precaution of course.

 

[Drunk blade]

As much as we like to take the piss, if we were Derby playing the pigs today we would have lost

 

[LJBlade]

As much as we like to take the piss, if we were Derby playing the pigs today we would have lost

Would we?

 

[Drunk blade]

Would we?

Definitely we are fucking shite

 

[LJBlade]

Definitely we are fucking shite

You’re saying that Wednesday are currently better than us?

 

[Drunk blade]

You’re saying that Wednesday are currently better than us?

On a par I'd say... Don't underestimate how bad we are

 

[LJBlade]

On a par I'd say... Don't underestimate how bad we are

Wowzers

I’ll leave it at that.

 

[ZLB]

Wowzers

I’ll leave it at that.

In their 21 year drive to get back to the prem they’ve gone down to Division 3 three times. That’s awfully clumsy.