Who do you like the most ?

[Rodders]

Cheers for proving my point.

No, YOU’VE BITTEN

 

[pommpey]

Sorry, pommpey you are not serving his arse on a plate. He's got you on a string. He's a WUM you see, that's what WUMs do! And you fall for it post after post. You are mentioning Foxy and Linz quite frequently now in your posts, like you are pleading with them to help you - ie ban him.

There are about 300 people reading this forum at any one time; I doubt that many people are "sick to the back teeth of it", I reckon quite a few find it quite funny and rather bizarre.

I'm mentioning F&L in my posts - yet not tagging them. If I wanted to blow any whistles, I would. You omit the fact that Fallowfield started off kicking their shins when he came back with his nappy heavy with one month of hot piss and stools. I'd say it was a bad move, wouldn't you?

I have reported Fallowfield in the past as a lesson for him not to turn this fucking board into Bladesmad or any of the other silly paperboy forums by offering posters out, et al. If you want this development to be accepted, then fine. Seems he is way beyond help. You yourself have had a chip at him in the past so similarly find his behaviour at odds with the general consensus on here.

Just remember, I'm not the problem here (regardless of your own personal dislike of me). It's not me who posts stupid 'like/hate' threads up and spends time illustrating how hated a certain poster is and then gets all mardy-arsed when called out about it. Would you react any different from me if he put 'Snake' instead of 'Pompy'? Knowing of what I know of you on here, I doubt it.

And yeah, his arse is on a plate. He's got nowhere to go. Covered on all (limited bases)

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

Cheers for proving my point.

Well, I'd say you're proving mine actually

pommpey

 

[dazzlingblade]

Jesus Christ the level of maturity in here is staggering

 

[pommpey]

Jesus Christ the level of maturity in here is staggering

Cool story bro

pommpey

 

[dazzlingblade]

Cool story bro

pommpey

As if to prove my point, bravo

 

[pommpey]

As if to prove my point, bravo

Well, your contribution is both valuable and interesting. Greatly appreciated. Thank you.

* rolls eyes out of back of fucking head *

pommpey

 

[djbaldken]

I’ll have you know DJ Bald Ken I’m on 13 votes that’s more than the pope & ghandi who knew I was so popular

Might run for labour councillor at the next local election

If you are doing maths GCSE its a shame the syllabus doesnt include statisical analysis. Cause you'd definately fail on that. Currenly you have 19% of the poll votes. But that means 81% of other voters voted against you!
So if you were to run for election that means you'd lose your deposit.

This translates too , if every post isn’t what I want to see and read I will tell everyone to post what I want

Also , if you are sitting GCSE English I suggest you learn the difference between 'too' 'to' and 'two'. Not forgetting 'there' 'their' and 'they're'.

 

[CrookesBlade]

Fred & Rose

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

If you are doing maths GCSE its a shame the syllabus doesnt include statisical analysis. Cause you'd definately fail on that. Currenly you have 19% of the poll votes. But that means 81% of other voters voted against you!
So if you were to run for election that means you'd lose your deposit.

Also , if you are sitting GCSE English I suggest you learn the difference between 'too' 'to' and 'two'. Not forgetting 'there' 'their' and 'they're'.

I have a personal tutor Ken so i certainly know how too use the correct to or too

I could become like countbinface what do you reckon

If i was to ever reach office id deffo make pommpey my deputy he could be in charge of law enforcement as he likes that sort of stuff

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

You omit the fact that Fallowfield started off kicking their shins when he came back with his nappy heavy with one month of hot piss and stools. I'd say it was a bad move, wouldn't you?

I was mereley making a point but i have accepted my ban , it appears you are the one who is more concerned with the past ban and a future ban that you are praying to god for

Im not arsed pomps well a lot less than you are anyway about what i dont even know

 

[pommpey]

I was mereley making a point but i have accepted my ban , it appears you are the one who is more concerned with the past ban and a future ban that you are praying to god for

Im not arsed pomps well a lot less than you are anyway about what i dont even know

Seemingly not on all points

pommpey

 

[djbaldken]

I have a personal tutor Ken so i certainly know how too use the correct to or too

I could become like countbinface what do you reckon

If i was to ever reach office id deffo make pommpey my deputy he could be in charge of law enforcement as he likes that sort of stuff

If you do have a personal tutor then he/she wants sacking!

countbinface

What do I reckon??? WTF does that mean??? Is this one of your imaginary friends???? Like your imaginary A coaching badges and scouting badges.

I would ask you to talk some sense. But I know id be asking far too much.

 

[Snake]

I'm mentioning F&L in my posts - yet not tagging them. If I wanted to blow any whistles, I would. You omit the fact that Fallowfield started off kicking their shins when he came back with his nappy heavy with one month of hot piss and stools. I'd say it was a bad move, wouldn't you?

I have reported Fallowfield in the past as a lesson for him not to turn this fucking board into Bladesmad or any of the other silly paperboy forums by offering posters out, et al. If you want this development to be accepted, then fine. Seems he is way beyond help. You yourself have had a chip at him in the past so similarly find his behaviour at odds with the general consensus on here.

Just remember, I'm not the problem here (regardless of your own personal dislike of me). It's not me who posts stupid 'like/hate' threads up and spends time illustrating how hated a certain poster is and then gets all mardy-arsed when called out about it. Would you react any different from me if he put 'Snake' instead of 'Pompy'? Knowing of what I know of you on here, I doubt it.

And yeah, his arse is on a plate. He's got nowhere to go. Covered on all (limited bases)

pommpey

Pommpey, believe it or not, I don't dislike you. I find you very very interesting. You are certainly not part of the norm and definitely a character - I like that. Your analysis of football is miles and miles superior to mine. I just sit there fidgeting around praying for a goal - however it comes. Off someone's arse in the 96th min to win 1.0 sets me up nicely for the rest of the evening's merriment. A Blades win - however it comes - and I'm as happy as a pig fan who's grandad has just told him never to forget that they are maaaaaaaaaasive!

I might be way out here, but I'd guess you are/were the Navy equivalent of a Army RSM or RAF SWO. You are used to having your own way and not taking any shit from anybody. In real life that is easily done, cos you (ie one) can tell them exactly where they stand and no doubt back yourself up mentally and physically. On the internet different rules apply. WUMs will make mincemeat out of this type of behaviour. I have nibbled (and I still do every now and again I must admit) but then I have to remind myself .... this is the fuckin t'interweb. Full of people who haven't got a clue about real life. Full of people who just want wind others up and piss themselves laughing.

I love banter - but bants on the internet is very difficult. People claim all sorts of things ..... ah you are biting.... got your arse on a plate.... obsessed with me are you ... etc etc etc. Life is too short mate. Doing 'battle' with people on the internet is waaaaaay down the pecking order of life's priorities.

 

[Aston max]

Oh he can you know. That's the point. And some posters actually think posts like this by Fallowfield are actually meaningful and are for a reason, save his juvenile desire for attention.

I actually think he is either (or more likely)

a. a dual account or former poster, sockpuppeting Kevin the Teenager

b. Ollie McBurnie having a larf

c. Ian Huntley on an arse-friendly burnerphone from the fiddler's wing in Belmarsh or wherever the murdering cunt is rotting

I don't think he's actually a slightly spectrumed adolescent sat in his mum's flat having failed his GCSEs and too lazy to get a job. The articulation in his posts suggests there's summat more to him (or her, in fact)

pommpey

Still think he's alan

 

[pommpey]

I might be way out here, but I'd guess you are/were the Navy equivalent of a Army RSM or RAF SWO. You are used to having your own way and not taking any shit from anybody. In real life that is easily done, cos you (ie one) can tell them exactly where they stand and no doubt back yourself up mentally and physically.

What I do and how I approach things here in real life isn't really relevant. Had you not already known I am in the Armed Forces, would your viewpoint be different? I suggest it would. There is a wrong, preconceived bias about AF personnel which is supported by nothing more but mythology. All we own is organisation and the will to do shit most others won't, and in some cases some don't even have that.

On the internet different rules apply. WUMs will make mincemeat out of this type of behaviour. I have nibbled (and I still do every now and again I must admit) but then I have to remind myself .... this is the fuckin t'interweb. Full of people who haven't got a clue about real life. Full of people who just want wind others up and piss themselves laughing.

I don't think Fallowfield is pissing himself laughing. I think he's a liddle-bit cross having been flushed away so cheaply and is back for seconds, which he aint getting. After realising that F&L aren't wise targets, he's trying his luck on me and getting nowhere, bless his little cottons. Believe me, I've been on boards like this and seen WUMs far more adept that he have us all for breakfast (some still exist and walk amongst us today) but he's just filling my time and by default with every brainless, fuckwitted response, keeping this tiresome thread from dropping of the board. He started it and is sustaining it whilst thinking he's 'got us' in some way.

I love banter - but bants on the internet is very difficult. People claim all sorts of things ..... ah you are biting.... got your arse on a plate.... obsessed with me are you ... etc etc etc. Life is too short mate. Doing 'battle' with people on the internet is waaaaaay down the pecking order of life's priorities.

Of course it is. Two days ago a naval colleague of mine dropped dead of a heart attack at 59 five months into his well-earned retirement. Rugby player, cyclist and all round fucking good egg (and B&HAFC fan). But trivialities like Fallowfield just have me idly smacking the ball back across the court whilst sipping coffee and waiting for the retained list to come out.

pommpey

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Oh he can you know. That's the point. And some posters actually think posts like this by Fallowfield are actually meaningful and are for a reason, save his juvenile desire for attention.

I actually think he is either (or more likely)

a. a dual account or former poster, sockpuppeting Kevin the Teenager

b. Ollie McBurnie having a larf

c. Ian Huntley on an arse-friendly burnerphone from the fiddler's wing in Belmarsh or wherever the murdering cunt is rotting

I don't think he's actually a slightly spectrumed adolescent sat in his mum's flat having failed his GCSEs and too lazy to get a job. The articulation in his posts suggests there's summat more to him (or her, in fact)

pommpey

You call me a troll , then make jokes about Ian Huntley and me been on the spectrum in the same post you see you cant be the bastian of law and order on S24SU and do that

And then you're saying im a disgrace to the forum for posting a few threads that you may not agree with your absolouteley deluded and have taken a joke on an internet forum far too seriously

I genuineley cant be arsed replying to you any more and i reckon i might block you after you have paid next months rent

 

[mcbladeface]

The living rent free metaphor is getting really butchered these days

 

[Aston max]

What I do and how I approach things here in real life isn't really relevant. Had you not already known I am in the Armed Forces, would your viewpoint be different? I suggest it would. There is a wrong, preconceived bias about AF personnel which is supported by nothing more but mythology. All we own is organisation and the will to do shit most others won't, and in some cases some don't even have that.



I don't think Fallowfield is pissing himself laughing. I think he's a liddle-bit cross having been flushed away so cheaply and is back for seconds, which he aint getting. After realising that F&L aren't wise targets, he's trying his luck on me and getting nowhere, bless his little cottons. Believe me, I've been on boards like this and seen WUMs far more adept that he have us all for breakfast (some still exist and walk amongst us today) but he's just filling my time and by default with every brainless, fuckwitted response, keeping this tiresome thread from dropping of the board. He started it and is sustaining it whilst thinking he's 'got us' in some way.



Of course it is. Two days ago a naval colleague of mine dropped dead of a heart attack at 59 five months into his well-earned retirement. Rugby player, cyclist and all round fucking good egg (and B&HAFC fan). But trivialities like Fallowfield just have me idly smacking the ball back across the court whilst sipping coffee and waiting for the retained list to come out.

pommpey

Some arms of the forces live and work by the chaos theory and have done things that people like FallowfieldBlade can only dream about or have nightmares jack Nicholson put it well in a few good men
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. and you curse the Armed forces You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, means you can sleep safe

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Some arms of the forces live and work by the chaos theory and have done things that people like FallowfieldBlade can only dream about or have nightmares jack Nicholson put it well in a few good men
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. and you curse the Armed forces You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, means you can sleep safe

Right and …..

What’s that got do with anything on this forum ?

 

[Snake]

What I do and how I approach things here in real life isn't really relevant. Had you not already known I am in the Armed Forces, would your viewpoint be different? I suggest it would. There is a wrong, preconceived bias about AF personnel which is supported by nothing more but mythology. All we own is organisation and the will to do shit most others won't, and in some cases some don't even have that.

pommpey

You are right, my viewpoint would have been different. I could never imagine in a million years a RSM in my day doing 'battle' on an open internet forum with obvious WUMs. Maybe on AARSE or equivalent forums perhaps, where said WUM would probably be identified and ridiculed by the masses.

You are certainly tenacious! As an amateur psychologist I find you interesting.

 

[Montymagic]

I vote me.

 

[pommpey]

You are right, my viewpoint would have been different. I could never imagine in a million years a RSM in my day doing 'battle' on an open internet forum with obvious WUMs. Maybe on AARSE or equivalent forums perhaps, where said WUM would probably be identified and ridiculed by the masses.

You are certainly tenacious! As an amateur psychologist I find you interesting.

Well, some RSMs and Warrant Officers are made differently.

And ARRSE is the equivalent of another forces forum, where I've had battles with 'old school' bigots, racists, misogynists and racists aplenty in the past. The masses don't tend to identify and ridicule moreso go along with the tide as such

Proper WUMs are usually removed on first contact

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

Right and …..

What’s that got do with anything on this forum ?

Code Red

pommpey

 

[Flumps]

I vote me.

You can't. I've already voted me.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Well, some RSMs and Warrant Officers are made differently.

And ARRSE is the equivalent of another forces forum, where I've had battles with 'old school' bigots, racists, misogynists and racists aplenty in the past. The masses don't tend to identify and ridicule moreso go along with the tide as such

Proper WUMs are usually removed on first contact

pommpey

Well done pompey you’ve met the final boss

FALLOWFIELD BLADE

 

[pommpey]

Well done pompey you’ve met the final boss

FALLOWFIELD BLADE

Your mum

pommpey

 

[Rodley]

Genuinely think Pommps and Fallows would get on well IRL.

Time to extend the olive branch to one another chaps.

 

[BobblesBlade]

Genuinely think Pommps and Fallows would get on well IRL.

Time to extend the olive branch to one another chaps.

I think if they met up there would be that initial awkward silence then a bit of a giggle and then a hug out.

 

[pommpey]

I think if they met up there would be that initial awkward silence then a bit of a giggle and then a hug out.

I somehow doubt it

pommpey